Music filled the Slytherin common that morning as Snape stirred gently in his bed. Avery and Knot were woken just before Snape suddenly sat up, bursting into song.


Oh, oh, oh
woke up today
Feeling the way I always do

He went to the mirror and grimaced, removing his hairpins and pink curlers.


Oh, oh, oh

He grabbed his picture of Lilly from his bedside cabinet and stared into her bright green eyes morosely.


Anxious for someone that I can't date
I think it's too late!

He sighed, setting down the pictures and twirled round, tapping his feet to the rhythm of the music as his fellow trainee Deatheaters watched, amazed.


That rhythm of sound
starts calling me down

He rushed to the door, clutching the doorframe and stretching out his fingers towards the common room above.

It's like a message from
far below
Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me down
To the screams and the
dark that I loathe

He whirled around, pulling on his robes in a split second and sauntering up to the common room, a gigantic grin spreading across his face, to the consternation of Lucius Malfoy, who nearly keeled over in surprise.

Good morning Voldemort
Every day's like an open door

He was walking down the corridors now, twirling and tapping along the stone floor, waving merrily at the portraits who stared bemusedly back at him.


Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony

Good morning Voldemort
And someday when I take to the floor

He stood in the middle of the entrance hall; his arms raised high above his head, his eyes wide with excitement.


The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me

Oh, oh, oh
Look at my hair
What "do" can compare with mine today?

He examined his reflection in a goblet at the Slytherin table, a small gaggle of girls standing behind him laughing and sniggering.


Oh, oh, oh,
I've got my potions kit in the front row
I'm ready to go

He trotted out of the Great hall happily and reached the entrance hall.

The snakes on the floor
All dance round my door
they seem to say
"Snapey, it's up to you"
So, oh, oh
Don't hold me back
'Cause today all my dreams will come true

Good morning Voldemort

He was passing Sir. Kodugan now who looked disgruntled and haggard aloft his pristinely calm pony.


There's the knight who lives on the wall
He falls from his horse to the grass
He wishes me luck on my way to class


Good morning Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me

He plopped his bag down in the front row of transfiguration and rested his chin on his palm.

I know every spell
I know every curse
I know there's a place which could be worse
I see all that dark mark smoke shining ahead
So someone invite me
Before I drop dead!

Bursting out of the classroom as the well went he joined his trainee death eaters as they broke into a chorus of:

Before he drops dead!

So, Oh, Oh

Give me a chance
'Cause when I start to chant I'm a movie star
Oh, oh, oh
Something inside of me makes me move
When i hear that groove

My ma tells me go
But my love tells me no!

He spotted Lilly rushing into a bathroom just ahead and dashed to catch her but was caught by Lucius Malfoy who shook his head.


It's like a tearing inside my heart

He suddenly looked forlorn but brightened up immediately as he saw all the Deatheaters staring at him.


Oh, oh, oh
Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start...

Good morning, good morning
Waiting for my life to start

The death eaters surrounded him, moving in a ring then raising him above their heads, carrying him through the corridors to the amazement of Sirius Black and James Potter who were headed for defense against the dark arts in the other direction.

I love you Voldemort
Every day's like an open door
Every night is a fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony

And i promise Voldemort
That someday when
I take to the floor
The world's gonna wake up and see
Gonna wake up and see
Voldemort and me...

The death eaters lowered him down and broke in again.

Yes, More Or Less We All Agree

Voldemort and me...

He did a back flip, smashing into a suit of armour, the axe fell, nearly hitting a first year. The Deatheaters smiled and clapped.

Someday the world
Is gonna see


Voldemort and me!!!!!!