I'm still sorting through them so I don't know if there will be any more. Btw, the Marik in this guide is the hikari. I wrote this back when I used to call them Yami Bakura and Yami Marik and since I already posted a couple without changing the names (because I'm a moron) I'm going to leave them in the rest too.
Hope you enjoy it!
Introduction by Yami Bakura
Why does Marik always pick me to do this?
Marik: I don't. This is the first time I've asked you…
Whatever. Welcome to the stupidest guide in existence. I am Yami Bakura and you are a worthless pile of dung, now on with Marik's ridiculous quest for comfy pants.
Marik's guide to comfy underpants
Do you find that your underpants are too tight? Too itchy? Or, in Ishizu's case, too lacking in the rear department? Well I will try my best to help you.
First you should measure around your ass. Once you've done that (and stopped crying if you've let yourself go a bit recently) you should find the right shop.
If you were looking for 'sexy' then I would suggest one of the well known clothing chains or a catalogue.
Bakura: If you don't have any underwear catalogues then just ask Marik if you can borrow his. He has tons of them.
Shut up! Now where was I? Oh yes. If you were going more for comfort then somewhere like a professional underwear retailers or even a market stool would be better.
However desperate you are though DO NOT be tempted to buy second hand pants because that is disgusting and you don't know where they've been. For all you know they could have been previously owned by a middle aged fat chick with a sweat problem.
Errr…Oh yeah, if you've never worn a thong take my advice and don't, it's like having cheese wire in your crack. And girls, don't wear regular shorts instead of pants, according to Ishizu the seam down the middle is rather painful.
Well that's it from me, good luck.
Conclusion by Yami Bakura
If you really can't find any comfy pants then you shouldn't wear any. I don't.
Marik: I think I'm going to be sick…
Please R&R, you will have my eternal gratitude.