This is my first fanfic posted on this lovely website. I suppose writing a musical was not the best idea for my first fanfic (for this site), but I was never one to learn quickly. Anyway, this is sort of an epilogue to the musical to explain the characters and to just do a number with as much of the DP characters as I could think of. The song "The Pitch" from Moulin Rouge (which was not made by me) can be found on my website (the link can be found on my profile). All of the characters are owned by Viacom/Nick and created by the genius that is Butch Hartman. Flames are shunned upon (but constructive critisism is fine). Please Read and Review!

In order to convince the major studios that the entire Danny cast could pull off a musical, Butch got everyone collectively and put together a small presentation in front of the Big Man, at the last second. Lets watch the terror unfold:

Butch raises his arms out and sings: Spooktacular Spooktacular! No words in the vernacular (Danny whispers instructions to half of cast) can describe this great event! (Rest of cast whispers instructions) You'll be dumb with wonderment! Returns are fixed at ten percent. You must agree, that's excellent and on top of your fee.

Entire Cast: You'll be involved artistically.

Big Man, in a confused behavior: What do you mean by that? (Butch whispers something to Big Man)

Entire Cast: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

Butch: Eloquence

Tucker: Fragrance (Pulls out can of 'Foley')
Danny: Amity!

Sam: Incompetence

Maddie: Black Belts

Jack: Man, that's hot!

Tucker: (Pointing at Danny and Sam) Clueless Lovebirds.

Danny and Sam: NO WE'RE NOT!

Entire Cast: Muscle Men! Contortionists!
Sam: Intrigue

Danny: Danger

Tucker: and romance (again, suggesting Danny and Sam)
Technus: Electric lights

Tucker: Machinery
Technus and Tucker: Powered with electricity!

Entire Cast: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! Spooktacular, spooktacular! No words in the vernacular can describe this great event! You'll be dumb with wonderment
(Lancer attempts to perform Opera but is interrupted by the cast)
The hills are alive, with the sound of music...

(Lancer gives everyone a nasty look)
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years!

Danny: The half-a-ghost and heroine are pulled apart by an evil plan.

Sam: But in the end she hears his song...
Danny: And their friendship's just too strong.

Lancer: It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside... (Uncomfortably mumbles)
Entire Cast: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years--!

Danny: The half-a-ghost's secret song helps confuse the evil one. (Paulina stands in a bored way as the music rises dramatically) Though the tyrant rants and wails, it is all to no avail!
Paulina: I am the evil Paulina! (Deeper, demonic voice) You will not escape!

Sam: Wow, Paulina. No one could play it like you could.

Paulina: What do you mean by that?!

Entire Cast: So exciting, we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry! So delighting --!
Big Man: And in the end should someone die?

Everyone looks at Butch; Butch is still writing away at the first part, looks up at them and shrugs.

Everyone continues: So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting it will run for 50 years...!

Big Man: Sure. Whatever.