Ok guys this is going to be my first ever thing i've written for fun. So i'll try my best and see how this turns out. If anyone actually likes this i might start to write more but in all honesty i doubt it will be very good. Well here it goes.

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CHAPTER ONE

GAME ON!

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. The alarm clock sprang to life right next to the bed of Naruto a crash the clock was thrown into the wall. "Damn mondays."with some grumbling and growing the shower was turned water sprayed down onto his back."damm old fart not fixing anything around here."Finishing as quickly as he could Naruto got out of the water heater broke over two weeks ago and the landlord wasn't going to fix it.

Going into his kitchen Naruto pulled out his last of his cup ramen and poured the water into it before starting it into the microwave. "In three minutes i'll be in heaven." While cooking his breakfast Naruto went to get dressed into his trademark killme orange jumpsuit. As he walks out he looks the the clock that he threw at the wall before and realized something "FUCK I'M LATE!" Running through the kitchen he grabs his ramen and eats it while running like his life depended on he was running through a crowd of people someone trips him. As he falls he starts to get kicked and trampled as everyone ignores his plight and just keep going. As this keeps going he is soon knocked unconscious.

BING

"The fuck was that?" As Naruto awakens he notices he is in a alleyway. As he starts to move he holds back a scream from the pain. Looking down he notices that his clothes have been wiped and there is blood covering him. Many cuts and bruises cover his body but the worst by far is that one of his ribs seems to be poking out of his chest. Gasping in pain he slowly gets up and using the wall as a crutch he walks to the end of the ally. "The hell?" Above the heads of each and every person was there name and a number. "Andrew Smith 12? The hell does that mean?" limping his way towards the Hokage tower Naruto kept going. When he finaly got there Naruto had to slowly make his way to the top of the tower where the Hokage's office was. "Tsukiyomi-chan is the old man busy I need a little help." Naruto smiles at her trying to calm her looks at him extremely worried before rushing into the office. Naruto was rushed into the office and quickly pushed onto the couch before a Hawk masked ANABU was over him her hands glowing green.

"Rest Naruto this will be over soon" As she puts her hand over his eyes he notices that in the corner of his vision is a red bar over a blue hell is going on?

Awaking with a start Naruto looked up to see that the gramps was looking at him with concern in his eyes."Naruto my boy,what happened to you? You don't just get these kind of injuries without well….my boy what happened to you?" Naruto smiled at him and get up feeling a little sore but nothing to bad.

"Im fine gramps just !" Naruto just runs out the door before the old man can catch him and runs to Ichiraku. "Hey Ayame-chan five miso ramen please,and one vegetable let's make this healthy."

"Sure Naruto-kun buts its still not healthy ."As she goes to make the meal Naruto tries to figure out what the hell is going on. There are still names above people along with numbers that he has no idea what they there are even bars in the left side of his freaking vision."here you go Naruto-kun"Ayame put down his six bowls of ramen.

Right as Naruto brought the noodles into his mouth a blue box appeared in front of his face. Malncurisned status effect added. Whats a status effect? Like …..ohhh fuck. Right as the thought left his mind more blue boxes appeared

Status effects are effects that affect your well being. These can range from good to bad, permanan to lasting five minutes these can be viewed inside your status page.

Ummmm whats my status is starting to be really fucking weird like what the hell is going on. This is so weird.

Naruto Uzumaki

Lvl 7

Title:Academy Student (15% exp gain ninja +10 rep with Konohagakure), Prank Prince (25% exp gain to stealth,-50 rep with Konohagakure)

Race:?

Specialization:None (unlock at lvl 15)

Affiliation:Konohagakure

Hp:750

Cp:1000

STR:10

VIT:17

Dex:7

INT:5

WIS:6

LUK:25

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STATUS- ?(+1 vit per lvl, +100 cp per lvl) ? (45% exp gain to ? 35% exp gain ?) ? (25% exp gain ? , 35% exp gain ?) malnourished (-50% str/vit gain, -75% growth)

Naruto Uzumaki born with the worst good luck ever caused him to be born the ?. Son of ? and ?. He has been born into a life of pain and hardships. Being a academy student he spends most of his time in class, when he isn't pranking the towns people that is.

"WHAT THE HELL'' Naruto spit out the ramen in his mouth getting some in the bowl Ayame was carrying past. What does it mean. Why the hell is my race a question mark. Im human not some fucking up from the bench without paying (or eating) for his ramen. He ran to his dingy little one bedroom,one walking into his living room without even touching the door handle. The door had been broken so much that Naruto was glad it was still on its hinges. "What is going on? And what's with all the question marks? Like fuck me. Next thing i know is that im going to have a inventory.

Inventory open

(AN-the inventory might be shown at the end of a few chapters but most of the time it won't be. Just showing it cause….well he's trying to figure things out)

Fuck me then. This is….this is just a bad dream. With that thought in mind Naruto went into his bed room and just feel on his bed.

CRASH

And of course the bed fell of the frame. Whatever its time for me to sleep.

Athurors note. Hey guys i just want to make this quick. If someone reads this and is wondering how old naruto is hes 13 years old. And then some of you are saying then he shouldn't curse so much well…..they are bad words and no one is there to tell him not to say them. Will he use them in front of Iruka well no. but right now he is mainly safe and he's a preteen. He will curse just cause he can. But yah thought i would clear that up

Ps i might upload another chapter today just cause i have nothing to do today but dont expect this much every day. I may never have anything to do but im not going to just write. Anyway see you next chapter

Pps his stats and stuff might change a little while i figure out what the fuck each point means, i doubt it will be anything big but some people might notice so fair warning. Ill come back and fix it here but i just wanted to give you guys a fair warning.