Disclaimer: I don't own Jaws or the Calvin and Hobbes characters.
Claws
Chapter 1
The First Attack
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"Why do we have to go to Amity Beach each summer?" Calvin whined.
Mom sighed, "You know it's a tradition that we go to Amity Beach each summer."
"Yeah Calvin," Dad said, suddenly his voice got all excited "Remember the 4th of July fireworks?"
"Yes." Calvin mumbled.
"Okay, time to go." Mom said.
"NO!" Calvin whined "YOU WON'T LET ME! WAHHHHHHHH!"
After a half-hour of Calvin whining and clinging onto furniture, Calvin decided that it started to lose its effect, so he grabbed Hobbes, his tiger pal, and head out the door and into the car.
"Well, you finally stopped, didn't you?" Mom asked.
"I noticed it started losing its effect." Calvin said.
"Well, it's a good thing you did, we almost decided to leave you behind." Dad chuckled.
"Dear!" Mom said.
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"How much longer till we get there?" Calvin moaned in the back seat of there suburban.
"Thirty minutes." Dad said, "Well, at least that's what my GPS says."
"Ugh." Calvin said, his Dad's GPS needed to see someone who could fix it, because it almost always gives wrong directions.
Such as, for example, once they were driving to Washington D.C., and the GPS said ' Ohio River.'
"I can't believe we're going to a stupid little beach town, sand always gets into my suit, the waters o cold, the shades always to boring, and when we go on walks, there always to long and I still have sand in my suit." Calvin said to his tiger buddy Hobbes.
"Well, it's better than camping on that Godforsaken rock your Dad calls 'Home Away From Home.'" Hobbes said.
"True." Calvin said.
"And…" Hobbes said.
"'And…'" Calvin said. "What?"
"The big, huge, fireworks display." Hobbes said excitedly.
"Oh, joy." Calvin said, staring at the beautiful forest outside.
"I wanna go to McDonalds." Calvin said.
"We're here." Dad said.
"Whoop-de doo." Calvin mumbled.
The next day at the beach, Calvin and Hobbes were splashing in the beautiful clear water.
They were having fun until the beach bully, Caleb, came.
Caleb was bigger and dumber than Moe, he was stronger, much stronger.
"Oh, no." Calvin whispered to Hobbes, "I remember him…"
Calvin remembered him from yesterday this is what happened…
Calvin and Hobbes were walking across the wooden boardwalk when Caleb came up in a Panic At the Disco T-shirt and blue jeans…
Suddenly, Calvin jumped out of my computer, making me spill my Mountain Dew.
"HEY!" I screamed at him, "THAT COST ME THREE BUCKS!"
"Yeah, yeah." Calvin said to me, "I don't want flashbacks, OK?"
"OK." I said.
"Now," I said, "lets get on with this dang story."
Back to Calvin's conflict right now.
Caleb did the oldest trick in that stupid book, he kicked sand in Calvin's face.
"Caleb, Caleb, Caleb," Calvin said, "do you know how old that is?"
Caleb shook his head.
I told you he was dumb.
"This is what everyone's doing."
Calvin punched Claeb in the face.
Caleb thought for a minute (yes, thought,) and then said "OK." then punched Calvin in the face.
"I ment on other people, Caleb not me."
Caleb turned around and gritted through his teeth, "I'm going out for a swim, you better not disturb me."
"Ay-ay, sir." Calvin said.
Caleb dove into the water.
He went far.
Too far.
So far that the peole on the beach, even the people who are seven feet tall look like specks of sand.
Suddenly a shark fin circled around Caleb.
"Huh?" Caleb said confusingly.
Then a huge mouth came up of the shore.
The last thing that came out of Caleb's mouth was a scream.