"Good lord would ye look @ the time its rly late n stuff "
Said dan
"Oh ummmm " ye said pihl
"Hmmm wach should we do? "Sed dan
"Lol look @ this" seid phil he took out a crumpet
"And? " Replies dan
"Well mate lets have sec with it" sed phil
"What to heck phil no that weird we do not do these things i am no kinky!!" sad dan.
"Huh u borieng." Sed phil aNgerily.
"I will giv u a nice cuppa tea if u do this bc we r british n that all we drink lolz" sed P.
"Ugh fine mayb" sed Dan.
Fil got crumpet n went PUSHT up his ass
"Oh jezuz phil that is literelly so secci" sed dan hOrnily!!!!
Lol sed phil as he tooked it out n dipped it in his pot o tea.
"Jolly good crupets lad "he sed
"No eat it!"
Sed dan
"Ugh fine" sed phil as he tossed th cripet out the window.
It landed on a head o a posh person (cuz evwruon is posh in englaind.) Yum they sed (lolz they eated it been up his ass XDDDDD)
v tasty.
"Well chap tht was certainly an expersiens." Sed dan.
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