Jajajajajajaja! I couldn't help myself! XD I got this from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air scene in one of their episodes. You can look it up on youtube, type in Momma No! and it'll be there. Dang, I couldn't help but imagine Jason doing this. lol! Yeah, I was in a Fresh Prince mood.

Well, here's the one-shot story. Hope you guys enjoy it! XD

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Momma No!

It was a normal night for some of the horror icons living in the house they shared. They had been living together for two years or so now. Tonight, Pamela Voorhees, Jason's mother, had come to visit while Jigsaw came to check up on things. The two never got along with each other and threw insults whenever they can. Jason and Freddy tried to keep them far away from the other while Ghostface, Micheal, and Carrie got dinner ready with Leatherface. It was later during dinner that an argument broke out between the Mr. Voorhees and Jigsaw that soon became a food fight. Jason, Freddy, and Hannibal were not pleased.

Jason pulled his mother away and went into the other room with her. They both got into a argument and, in anger, left to their own separate rooms. After two hours, Jason began to feel bad and left to go apologize to his mother. Upon arriving the room, he knocked the door. "Who is it?" Pamela's voice asked from the other side.

"It's me, mom. I want to talk to you..."Jason opened the door while saying this and turned on the lights. What he saw shocked him in a stupor.

Pamela stared at her son nervously while Jigsaw also nervously looked at both were in bed together.

"M..om...?" Jason stuttered, not expecting to find THIS! Especially with his mom!

A awkward silence fell. Then, Jason let out a cry "Momma NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Jason stumbled on the floor, complete in shock. "This...is a dream! A really...messed up dream!" he said to himself, his head bowed. He looked up and Pamela smiled awkwardly, Jigsaw beside her. He let out another cry, covering his eyes "Momma Nooooo!"

Jigsaw said in annoyance. "Will you keep it down!"

Jason stood up, angrily pointing at him "I'm not yet ready to talk to you, old man!"

This awoke everyone up and they rushed to the room only find Jason holding his head, crouched down on the floor. Pamela was waving at everyone awkwardly as Jigsaw frowned.

"Wow...!"Freddy said. Hannibal blinked his eyes.

Ghostface came in and saw the two in bed. "Is this a slumber party! Scooch over!" Ghosface ran over to the bed but was caught by the neck by Freddy who growled. "This is not a pajama party, fuck face!" He threw Ghostface behind him.

Carrie and Samara then came. "What is going on?" Carrie asked but one look told her all. "Ew!" she said as she turned and walked away in disgust. Samara walked up "Heeey!" she said in a awe voice. Micheal pushed her put the room, not wanting what's left of her innocence to be lost.

Jason turned and walked over to them "That's it, everybody out! Out! Out!" He pushed everyone out the door. He turned and spoke, "Now mom, I'm...really hurt...and I don't think...mothers should...do...Oh God! I just got a mental picture!" Jason said in horror, walking out the door while hitting his head. "Get out! Get out!" he wailed while running back to his room. Leaving Pamela and Jigsaw in the bed still, looking at each other.

Pamela sighed. "Damn it...this was awkward and disturbing." Jigsaw nodded, feeling sorry for Jason and the metnal pciture he had of what his mother was doing with him.

Poor boy.

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And done! OMG! lol! XD I couldn't stop laughing when typing this. Jajajajajajaja! Poor Jason, no child should see their mother in such a state. Or get a mental picture of it. Well, review please!