PaperWyngz Productions present: EEnE Trail(er) Mix!
The following is a fan-based parody. Team PaperWyngz, Pen Fandango, and all minions do NOT claim ownership in any way of Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy, Scott Pilgrim, or any related characters and storylines.
DD walkes through the crowd at the party, and sees Nazz. Their eyes meet for one awkwardly silent moment.
DD: (sliding beside her)Hey what's up?
Phantom: Have you ever loved someone…
DD and Nazz walk through the snow, taking eachother's hands
Phantom: You Loved so much…
DD and Nazz kiss for the first time, warm and loving
Phantom: It HURTS ?
Cue "Launch Pad McQuack" by Sex Bob-Omb
Kevin lands a sucker punch right in DD's face
Eddy kicks DD in the stomach
Jonny slams DD's head right into the ground and smacks him with plank.
DD hits the wall
DD hits the ground
DD hits the tree, falling away, chunks of bark in his face.
-SFX-SMACK!-
-SFX-POW!-
DD and Nazz are on the school bus
Nazz: If We're gonna date, you MAY have to defeat my seven evil exes
DD: You have seven evil ex boyfriends!
Kevin: Bingo
Kevin blasts DD
Jonny: Consider our fight BEGUN!
Jonny punches DD's lights out
Phantom: From the Creator of "Poof Chronicles" and "Big Green and Red Christmas"
Back to the bus
DD: And…I have to…fight-
Nazz: Defeat
DD: Defeat-your seven evil exes-
Nazz: Pretty much.
DD gets it
Sarah raises her weapon
Sarah: Prepare to die!
DD: What?
Eddy knocks DD out on the ground and flings him through the school window
DD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-SFX-CRASH-
Eddy: OH!*fistpump*(to Nazz) 'Sup. How's life?…He seems nice.
Phantom: THIS SUMMER(not really)
DD: I wanna take them apart
DD punches Eddy's lights out
DD incapacitates Sarah
DD kicks Jonny mid-air
DD nails Kevin with a ruler sword
DD swordfights, himself using a ruler and Kevin using a baseball bat
DD punches Jonny right in the face
-SFX-KO-
At the school dance
Nazz: Everybody has baggage.
DD: Yeah, well mine doesn't try to kill me every five minutes
Phantom: EDDWARD SOCKHAT
Vs. THE WORLD
Pen: Maybe next time you don't date the girl with eleven evil ex boyfriends.
DD: …seven
Pen: Oh…well, that's not so bad.
DD blasts through the wall.
All characters are shown in dramatic expressions
Phantom: COMING SOON!-Not-
Pen: Phantom: You can stop doing that.
Phantom: But I like my big announcer voice!
Pen: PHANTOM!
Phantom: Alright, mistress, all right.
Scott Pilgrim: So...you were written into cruddy fanfiction?
DD: Well, at least it's just a trailer.
Wonkey: Actually, Pen's definitely going to do more of these crap trailers.
DD: ...Oh my...
Scott: Hey, you played ME! That's a pretty awesome starting role, right?