"...And here are the eight pairs of racers - Toadette and Aria Meloetta, Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha, Silver The Hedgehog and Chrom, R.O.B. and E-123 Omega, Amy Rose and Tiny Kong, Arceus and Rayquaza, Lady Palutena and Isabelle, and wrapping up the crew are the infamous duo, Dick Dastardly and Muttley!" Master Hand proclaimed as the racers all gathered on the spot. "Their prize... to be the wackiest racer, of course!"
"I'm going to win, it's quite so obvious, indeed." Dick Dastardly stated egotistically as he laughed, his hands on his hips as he had absolute confidence in himself to cheat, with Muttley chuckling.
"I LOVE YOU DICK, DASTARDLY!" Waluigi chanted from the audience as he was wearing an outfit Dastardly used on his own show regarding a certain annoying pigeon.
Godzilla stomped by the starting line, lifting his fingers to five the signal as he then bellowed loudly, before blasting his radioactive, fire like breath into the air, signalling for all the racers to zip away, through a warp leading to a race course somewhere else. The group of eight pairs of wacky racers were all in the middle of some grassy meadows, with the racers all trying to beat each other. Oah yes, those crazy driving duos and their appetite to race would go down for any time, whether it was breakfast to launch for DINNER.
Toadette and Aria Meloetta were the small girl pair, Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were the Mario bosses pair, Silver The Hedgehog and Chrom were the under appreciated pair, R.O.B. and E-123 Omega were the robots pair, Amy Rose and Tiny Kong were the grown girls pair, Arceus and Rayquaza were the godly Pokemon pair, Lady Palutena and Isabelle were the authority girls pair, and finally came the infamous wicked pair themselves, Dick Dastardly and Muttley, who were determined to cheat regardless of the possibilities. All of them raced down the plain road as the various characters unleashed items and cheap tactics on each other, with Dick Dastardly trying his damn best to be the cheapest one of them all.
"Drat, drat, and double drat!" Dick Dastardly cursed as Muttley chuckled. "My devious cheating isn't working! Time for dastardly drastic measures!"
Tiny Kong farted loudly as she laughed, fanning the gas from her burping big butt. "My name might be tiny, but my body sure isn't!"
"Let me smash 'em with my Piko Piko Hammer!" Amy Rose taunted as she spun her red and yellow hammer around, smirking with confidence.
"Tahaya!" Toadette exclaimed with glee as she spun around. "Let's shroom it up!"
"Ooh, can I sing?" Aria Meloetta sung in a high pitched voice while rubbing her paddle shaped hands together. "I even brought some icing!"
"Oh Korttork," Dry Bowser groaned as he dusted off his dusty bones. "This isn't going as I hoped."
"Loopy tea! Leave this to me!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he began dancing to the beat.
"Oh, it's no use." Silver The Hedgehog sighed as he shook his head. "We're not going to prevail."
"Don't think like that, mah boi." Chrom remarked while eating his chrome enhancing fish sticks. "It's our time to tip the scales!"
R.O.B. shook his metal head. "I calculate that this race is not going to be in our robotic favor."
"I will eliminate these worthless racing models!" E-123 Omega boasted as he began firing off his arm cannons everywhere.
Arceus chuckled as he closed his eyes. "I could twist the outcome of this race with my godly might if I choose to. But where's the fun in that?"
"Let's go up and down and all around!" Rayquaza exclaimed as he fired off a random Hyper Beam. "I want to roll around at the speed of sound!"
"Watch out for my stylish grace." Lady Palutena stated with a smirk. "It's cute AND dangerous, and comes with a funny face!"
"M-my!" Isabelle exclaimed as she placed her adorable paws on her face. "Isn't that a bit hefty for a race?"
And all to expect, from the craziest set of races under... the sun? Yeah, the sun.
Yes... those racers are wacky indeed, aren't they?
"ALL RIGHT I GET IT!" Dastardly exclaimed as he and Muttley were rammed by all the other racers, with Muttley laughing it up like the fuzzball he was.