AUTHOR'S NOTE: No, fuck you Sam.
After ridding himself of that beautiful fox lady, Nasus stared at his ugly stupid robotic bitch happily. But then he realized something … something any moron could see THAT WOULD KIND OF THROW A FUCKING WRENCH IN THIS PAIRING AND MAKE ANY DUMBASS SEE WHY HE PREFERS AHRI TO ORIANNA
"AW FUCK BITCH, YOU DON'T GOT NO SEXY PARTS. FUCK THIS SHIT!" And then Nasus CRUSHED HER WITH HIS STAFF THINGY LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT SLUTTY ROBOT SHE WAS.
Getting rid of the metallic whore wouldn't bring his true love back from the grave, however. "DAMMIT WHY DID I KILL SUCH A HOT PIECE OF ASS FOR THAT WHORE-BOT."
But just then Soraka spawned in, wearing her amazing Nobody Expects Soraka banana skin. "Don't worry Nasus, I can heal your gorgeous soulmate," she said in her weird-ass magicy voice. Calling on the power of the motherfucking universe and all the bananas to ever exist, Soraka revived the amazingly wonderful Ahri in the name of love and hot fox bitches.
"Oh Nasus, I'm so glad you saw the error of your ways. Let's have sixty or so babies!" Ahri said in her sultry voice.
And then the Nasus, Ahri, and the Banana Queen fucked for like six days straight. And it was totally hot.
THE END