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Summary:
On a simple mission to capture a missing nin, 4 ninjas discover many things about each other, and mostly about themselves. NaruSasu
Chapter 1: Mission Assignment!
The Godaime's face is unreadable as she looks over the assembled team, her eyes lingering on two. Complete opposites, complementary, necessary in the scheme of the plan. One, hair the brightest yellow, eyes the clearest blue, and the loudest of the loud. The other, hair as dark as midnight with a matching set of charcoal eyes, the silent killer. She hands out four envelopes to each individual.
"This is a 2 month mission. Your mission is to locate and capture an S-level missing nin named Satake Yasha from the Hidden Village of Stone. His crime, the massacre of one of the predominant clans there, the Nehare." Out of the corner of her eyes, she sees a flash of red. "His information and identified locations he regularly frequents are included in the packet. Bring him here to be dealt with. I want him alive."
Naruto steps forward as he examines his packet. Hmm, this sounds familiar. Maybe that's why Sasuke seems so 'passionate'. Contrary to others' beliefs, Sasuke was like an open book to him. His subtle twitch and flickering of red, narrowing of the lips did not go unnoticed by the fox.
Concerned for his fellow shinobi he asks,"Why have you picked us? Three of us are ANBU. And the last is a high level Medic nin. One ANBU hunter team is enough. Besides, what use is there to put your strongest in a small find and capture mission? We are experiencing many unusual activities around Leaf and our allies, Sand, have noticed some peculiarities around the Fire country border."
Normally the Godaime and the rest of the team would have been surprised at the sudden seriousness and eloquence of the blond, but over the past 6 years, he seemed to grow and show a different side to him when faced with the varying circumstances.
He showed his aptitude and pliancy in all situations, changing and going with the flow. He has become one of the best in Konoha at espionage missions and a great commander in the ANBU forces. His useless jutsus and surprising battle plans proved to be successful on many occasions. Combining his element and Shikamaru's genius, Konoha had a strong strategic team. His training to become the Rokudaime also helped him in understanding various activities that are happening around the villages. His diplomatic skills that were always there were refined. In essence, Naruto had become the prime candidate for the Hokage position. During the last few years, Naruto merged with the Kyubi, gaining strength in mind and body, and has slowly built a trust with the villagers. The ninja community, right after the incidence with the Uchiha saw his potential and iron will, gaining Naruto the respect he deserved.
A slight pause, the Godaime reflected on her "brother's" question, thinking of how best to answer it.
"You four have been chosen not only for abilities but for your looks." Four raised eyebrows greeted her.
"Ano sa. Baa-chan, what the hell are you talking about?" A glare from the Godaime and a smirk from the Uchiha was directed at the blond.
"Dobe, don't worry, she probably didn't have anyone to fill the last spot. Doesn't it suit you Dead-Last?"
"Teme, I'm gonna"
"Anyways Naruto, back to the mission, this nin has been classified as missing for 4 years. He has eluded Hunter nins from stone many times. This is a covert mission assigned to us as a desperate measure by the kage of Stone. The nin recognizes all of the ninja sent after him by Stone, therefore it was necessary to get our help. As you can see in his file, he was a high ranking ANBU captain. No weaknesses have been identified. The plan was to create a situation in which to trap him. It was discovered that he has the propensity to visit various brothels."
"But there are GUYS here, Baa-chan, we can't do much to him. Besides, brothels are great cover up places that are often frequented for information."
"I haven't finished Naruto. What you say is true, but I don't believe that it wholly applies to this nin. It seems that every brothel he has visited has resulted in 'interesting' results."
Sakura, standing up from her seat asks, "Interesting? How so?"
"Well, it seems that every brothel frequented by Satake, nine months later results in several babies being born."
At this, Sakura and Ino nod. Ino hesitantantly adds, "But that doesn't explain why you need Sasuke and Naruto. Hinata, Sakura, and I are highly skilled and can handle this on our own. Two ANBU captains are not needed on this mission. But then, I guess they can henge and Naruto can use that crazy jutsu of his."
"Again, I have not finished explaining. The babies are the result of a union between Satake and another person yes, but what I have not mentioned is that the other person can be either female or MALE."
Two thumps, a twitch, and amused silence followed.
"NANI! Baa-chan, that's physically impossible!"
"Naruto, please don't yell so close to my ear. Can you please put Ino and Sakura on the couch at least?"
"B—B--- But—"
"…"
"EWWWWWWW! Does that mean the baby comes out the guys ass!"
Four pairs of eyes widen and stare at the blond in disbelief, shock, or a mixture of both.
"…."
"Hmm, do they?"
Everyone redirected their eyes to the Godaime. "No you BAKA! Sakura, please explain."
"When there are no means or there is trouble in delivering a baby naturally, we perform a surgical procedure. This procedure is called a Caesarian section, or C-Section for short. It is performed by creating an incision right around the pelvic region, and the baby"
"OKAY! I get it!"
At the Godaime's glare, Naruto immediately shut up. "You four will infiltrate one of the brothels Satake frequents. Use any method you desire. One note of advice when dealing with Satake. He seems to be quite take with anyone with beautiful eyes. For this reason, you four were chosen. Most likely he'll be attuned to you. I must repeat that you are to capture him alive. Do NOT bring him back in a state of disrepair. Stone and Leaf are to work together to gather information on Satake and his blood-line limit and his reproductive capabilities. With the low birth rates of ninjas, studying his ability is a necessity to the survival of all the villages. You are all dismissed. Prepare to leave for the mission within the week."