Hello people, the earth says hello! Anyways, I had this sudden urge to write something and I know I haven't updated and I'm sorry but I had some ideas and I wanted to try them out, so please don't hate meh! T-T

Disclaimer: MeLlYiSaWeSoMe doesn't own Twilight (Someday, Stephenie Meyer, somesday...)

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Chapter 1:

"Dad, shut the hell up!" I yelled from my room. Seriously, he doesn't need to have the volume on the t.v. turned all the way up. It doesn't help that he's yelling at the stupid electronic device that produces pictures. Curse you, Direct T.V.

"Why don't you come down here and make me!" my dad yelled from downstairs in the living room. I swear, there is something wrong with him. Adults aren't supposed to behave like this. And people wonder why I am the way I am. Anyways, I guess now is as any good time to introduce myself to the world. My name is Evelyn Samuels, except I like to be called Eve. I live with my mom and dad, which is really bad for my mom. You don't really want to be in the same room as me and my dad. We make fun of eachother and try to get on eachothers nerves, poor mommy. My mom's like the peacemaker while me and my dad are almost alike. Because of this, you'd think we'd get along fine, but I guess this just proves there should never be a second me or my dad. My parents and I just moved here to La Push after my mom got this job offer. My dad managed to find a job also, it's even the same job that he used to have. It's amazing that he doesn't get fired. All he does is sit around, whine, and yell at people. I guess it helps that he's a bartender and he gets to control if people are aloud to drink, since people like to drink. My mom is a teacher and she just got a job at La Push High School, which is also the school I will be going to on Monday, which is also tomorrow.

"Don't tempt me, I will!" I yelled back. I know people say that parents and children shouldn't fight but you know what, they can say that to my dad. He's the one that starts it... even if it is unintentionally.

"I'd like to see you try," I heard from him.

"Do you want to see your phone or not?" I asked. Yeah, that's right, I took his cell phone. It's probably one of the best plans I followed through with. Almost as good as the time I took the batteries out of the t.v. remote and he started crying and yelling that the t.v. was broken. He is so stupid.

"You give me my freaking phone, you little demon," he shouted with frustration in his voice. I know some kids would be upset and sad that their father called them a little demon but I guess I'm not normal. Actually, this was really normal, daddy always calls me a demon but I guess it helps that I call him an old freaking gramps.

"NO!" I shouted back.

"Both of you, knock it off," I heard my mother say in her soft voice. Although she did yell, how else was I supposed to hear? She may look sweet and have a soft voice, but she could be like the devil when angry.

"Yes mother/honey," me and my dad said at the same time. Neither of us wanted to get her angry, we aren't that stupid. I was up in my room trying to put away my things. It wasn't really trying since I was kinda just throwing things someplace where they would fit. It was more than what my dad did, which was throw his suitcases on his bed and walk downstairs and lie on the couch like some bum. Gosh, how can people compare me to him, I mean sure we have the same dark hair and the pale skin but we didn't have the same eyes at least. Luckily, I had my mom's light blue eyes. My mom also had blonde hair and my dad had brown eyes.

"Eve, dinner," my mom called to me after about 20 minutes. Thanks goodness, I thought I would die of starvation. My dad says I'm a drama queen. He's a liar. So I left my room and ran down the stairs, tripping on the last step, landing with a face plant.

"Holy crap, my face," I yell in pain. My dad looked over in my direction and started laughing like really loud. My mom came out of the kitchen, saw me, and glared at my dad. Now it was my turn to bust out laughing. After that little scene we ate dinner, I threw the remote out the open window; that made my dad wail, and then it was bed time seeing how tomorrow was my first day at La Push High School.

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And this is the first chapter. I thought it was pretty good, you know since it was funny and all that stuff... Please leave a review and tell me what you think of it!