Chapter 1 How I began skydivng
The one day I was bored out of my mind, something strange happened. I was playing a video game when I though I heard someone.
"He's good enough." is what it said. I quickly saw a large flash of multi-colored light, and then blackness. I had a strange dream that the legendary Pokémon from every game were talking to me.
"We have to go make sure that the world won't go to ruin. We need someone to watch over our children, do you think you can handle it?" Kyogre explained and asked.
"Is this a dream, or not, I want to know that before I decide." I said.
"It is not a dream." Arceus said.
"Well, okay, I guess I've got nothing better to do." I agreed. I then saw another flash of light. When the light ended, I was greeted by a mew.
"Mommy, who is this?" The little mew asked.
"He will be watching over you for the next three days while were gone. He isn't the best, but he'll do." Mew explained."Okay." The little mew said.
"Be good everyone." Dialga said. I heard many Pokémon saying "Okay." and coming out to say goodbye to their parents.
"Bye-bye mommy and daddy!" They all said.
"We'll be back in three days don't be scared." They said, then left in a hurry.
"You're gonna watch us?" Regirock asked. "I guess." I answered. "I'm hungry!" Suicune complained.
"Yeah, me to." Registeel sad. "Yeah." They all agreed.
"Well, I have no idea what you guys and girls like to eat."
"Duh, food! you're not a very good sitter." Mew said.
"Well what you eat and what I eat are likely to different things. Also, how would the regi trio eat?" I said and wondered.
"We absorb minerals through our body, we mostly eat what we're made of, rock, ice, and steel." Regice explained.
"Okay, sounds like cannibalism, but okay. You may have to help me get around, until I may be able to memorize this place." I said.
"Okay, this way to the kitchen!" Mew said. I followed Mew to a door.
"Open it." Mew said. I did, and walked in. I then quickly started falling.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed. Mew teleported mew back to the doorway.
"Not funny." I said.
"I though it was." Mew said. The others said "Yeah" in agreement. Mew closed the door.
"Ugh, this may be the longest three days of my life." I said. "Hee hee. I think they might be." Mew said.
"Where is the kitchen?" I asked again.
"Through here." Mew said, pointing to the door that I just entered.
"No thanks, I don't want to go skydiving, again." I said.
"You're no fun." Mew said. He then teleported me outside. "Again! AAAHHH!" I screamed. I was teleported back again.
"Would you stop." I asked.
"Nope!" Mew said, opening the door so the others could watch. He teleported me out again, and did the same thing until it was their bedtime.
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I got rid of a lot of typos.