Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. If I did, I would stop CN from making parody shorts of the original on youtube. Just search butt pudding. Seriously.


BeastBoy was in the kitchen cooking a big breakfast. Sure, it was made of tofu and soy and whatever vegetarians ate, but it smelled so good! How could the others refuse.

"Since when did tofu crap smell so good?" Cyborg asked the table. They all shrugged. Well, except for Raven who was stuck reading her book. BastBoy chose to ignore his friend's statement as well. He just continued to cook the breakfast.

After a few moments of silence, Starfire spoke.

"Friend BeastBoy, when will the meal of breaking fast commence?" she asked with a curious tone.

"I'm almost done!" the green changeling called out. After a few more minutes, he brought out the food..

"Here Cy, tofu scramble." The mechanical man hastily poked a fork in his scramble and in his mouth. As he chewed his eyes went wide.

"Man, how'd make this taste so good?" he asked in pure confusion. BeastBoy just chuckled and went to Raven. He pulled out a tray of chili. Raven loved cili, and he knew it.

"Here you go, and wait!" he said as he rushed to a kettle. He poured it in a cup and gave it Raven.

"Herbal tea." She smiled warmly at him. He pulled a plate with tofu and rice to give to Robin.

"Thanks BeastBoy."

"No prob, Rob!" He finally got t Starfire and gave her a baked potato. She squirted some mustard and ate a big bite.

"Mmm! Friend, this meal is most delightful. On Tameran, this tasty meal would mean a new act of engagement. Whom are you engaged to?" she asked in a happy voice. Robin turned to around to his girlfriend.

"Starfire, how many times must I tell you? If someone cooks a good meal on Earth, it doesn't mean they are actually engaged."

"Yes, but I stilled had hope," she sighed sadly. To this, the changeling smiled.

"Um.(cough) Actually Star, you are right. I am...engaged," he said nervously. To this, the boys laughed.

"Oh, yeah. Course ya are BB! Ha!"Cyborg laughed. BeastBoy frowned at this.

"No, I am. And I'm engaged to. T-to-"

"Me," Raven spoke up. The other Titans looked at the two with wide eyes and ope jaws.

"Y-yeah. Of course. What's this, a prank?" Robin chuckled. Then he looked at the two. He saw their faces. Serious.

"WHAAAAAT? YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY ENGAGED?" he asked in shock. The two nodded.

"Oh, friends! This is most wonderful! When is your wedding? May I be bridesmaid?" Cyborg shook his head.

"Wait, how long have y'all been dating?" he asked suspiciously. The two looked at each other and sighed.

"3 years." The metal man counted the numbers in his head and gasped.

"You've been dating since you were 16 and didn't even tell us?!" BeastBoy sweat dropped.

"Yeah about that, Rae didn't really want to tell you guys so we kept it secret?" he chuckled. Starfire hugged them.

"I congratulate you friends!" They pulled away from her bone crushing hug to breath.

"Thanks Starfire," Raven said.

"OK JINX OWES ME SOME CASH!" Cyborg yelled. Robin still sat there in shock.

"You two? 19? Me 24? Star 22? Huh?" The engaged Titans looked at each other and laughed.

"Who knew telling them we're getting married would make them go crazy?" Raven joked. BeastBoy smirked and kissed his wife-to-be. They walked out of the room with no one seeming to notice her beautiful ring on her finger.


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