- Who's blowing you tonight? -
With long heavy steps I was walking towards Sakura's, my friend's, house. Ever had an awkward conversation? Well I had. Thinking that you were a good lover to your perfect boyfriend, you get to hear such a thing.
I didn't bother to knock on the door, walking straight to the backdoor and walking unannounced in the house. It was my third home after all.
My pink haired princess was lounging on the sofa in front of the TV, a scale filled with crisps on her lap and cotton stuffed between her, which she was nail polishing, toes. When she turned her head towards me, I could see her shiny mobile against her ear. Multitasking, one point there for the female race.
"I've got to hang up, some hot piece of man is standing in my living room right now. I'll call you back later Ino." She hung up and closed the little bottle filled with nail polish. Sakura was such a tease, Ino was probably bouncing on her couch wanting to know who the man hunk was. If she only knew that I, hundred percent gay, was here.
She is such a good friend, making time for me!
"Naruto, what a pleasant surprise, if you want something to drink you know where the fridge is located, I can't really walk right now." She wriggled her toes at me.
Declining friendly I wanted to ask her something.
"Sakura, you've had had many relationships, but were you, or the lucky man, ever unhappy with, you know..."
"Noooo, if Sasuke thinks you are ugly I'm going to take him to an optician! He is the one who doesn't look nice with that always present arrogant look written on his face!"
Twitch twitch. Are you, Sakura Haruno, insulting my boyfriend?
"I was more talking about bed skills."
"So, Sasuke is unsatisfied with the way you are in bed?" Sakura's eyes doubled in size.
Ok.. This is kind of embarrassing. I'm going to share my bad bed skills with my straight female friend. I hope she isn't going to faint or something, if only she knew what happens between our sheets.
"How do you know I was talking about myself and not about Sasuke, maybe I could be the one unsatisfied here."
"Oh come on Naruto. Everyone who lives in a hundred meter radius can hear you scream as if you are going to die by pleasure. And secondly, Sasuke is perfect in everything with everything. He probably has a huge dick and knows how to handle it."
DAMNIT. The girl and her smart all knowingness.
"But don't you think it is kind of harsh? I could complain too about his weird fantasies but I don't want to point out his imperfections but his good points. He says that I suck in cock sucking Sakura!"
The silence is killing. What did I do wrong to deserve this?
A finger was poked in my side which gave me the giggles. In the second I was totally unprotected she grabbed my mobile and began to write a message. I really tried to get my mobile back, I knew after all to whom she was sending a message. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a sissy or something but damn! That girl has some strength!
The victorious look on her face told me that she had sent a message to him. She took my wrist and dragged me upstairs.
"I have a new, unused, dildo so we've got practise to do Naruto!"
- Maybe I suck, but I swallow too.-
I wanted to write something short in Naruto's POV. I probably suck at it too (literally) but I still hope you like it. Criticism is appreciated.