Eight things that Arya and Eragon do to irritate Saphira.
ONE
Under Saphira's wing:
"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!" Eragon shouted, Arya laughing happily beside him. They were on the top of a mountain all alone, no one would hear them.
That's sick Eragon! Get those thoughts out of your mind! Saphira thought angerly. Sicko. Saphira was disgusted that they were making out under her wing.
"But it's fun!" Eragon protested.
"Yeah, Saphira, if you weren't so upset about Thorn falling for Shruikan's mom, then maybe you'd be happy for Eragon!" Arya said.
DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT FREAK TO ME! Saphira thought in anger at the two of them, making out under her wing.
"It's not you're fault he was a freak Saphira..." Eragon sighed, "We've been over this before..."
I'm gonna go to sleep now... just keep it down in there... and DO NOT hit my wings..... I don't want to wash them tomorrow...
Five hours later:
"Wow that was fun..." Arya said, pulling on her dress.
"Have you done this before?" Eragon inquired, "because if You're a Virgin, I'm a fish."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?! IF MURTAGH TOLD YOU ABOUT LAST TUESDAY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!"
"WHAAAAATTT!!!!!!! YOU MADE OUT WITH MY BROTHER?!?!" Eragon shouted in disgust.
Ewwwwwww.....Saphira thought.