Hair
Luffy has a strange new hobby.
(idea by Tigress of India. PUT UP SOME OF YOUR FANFICS OR YOU WILL SUFFER. :3)
AUTHOR's NOTE: Please excuse any OOCness. This was my first ZoLu fic, and instead of editing it, I wanted to keep it how it was... so, yeah. :3
"Mmm..."
"Ah... Luffy? What are you doing?"
Zoro squirmed. This was very awkward. He had just been sitting on the deck, about to take his morning nap, when Luffy came up behind him and started to sniff his head.
"Oh. I'm..." Luffy paused to grin and Zoro turned to glare at him. "Smelling your hair."
Ah, not his head, his hair. "And why, exactly, are you doing this?"
"Because I saw Sanji smelling Nami's hair."
"And this has... what to do with it?"
"Well, I asked him why."
"And...?"
"And he said it's because her hair smells good. So I wanted to see if your hair smells good. It does."
"Beat it, Luffy."
"Okay. Ja ne, Zoro."
That day around noon, Zoro was back trying to nap on the deck when he heard more sniffing noises.
"Luffy, are you smelling my hair again?"
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"Because I saw Sanji smelling Nami's hair again."
"And?"
"He said it's because it tickles his nose or something. So I wanted to see if your hair tickles. It does."
"Go away, Luffy."
"Okay. Ja ne, Zoro!"
And after dinner, just as Zoro was falling asleep, more sniffing.
"Luffy, are you still smelling my hair?"
"Yeah."
"Why this time?"
"Because I saw Sanji sniffing Nami's hair again again."
"And he said...?"
"He said it's because he likes her. So I came to smell your hair because I like you."
Zoro blinked. "Uh..."
"Okay. Ja ne, Zoro."
And that night, while Luffy was falling asleep in his hammock, he heard sniffing.
"Eh... is that you, Zoro?"
"Yes."
"What are you doing?"
"Oh. I'm smelling your hair."
Luffy grinned. "Why are you doing that?"
"Because it smells good. Because it tickles. Because I like you."
"Oh. Okay. 'Night, Zoro."
"Good-night, Luffy."
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