Heero's insane day off
Disclaimer: I do not and never will own gundam wing or anything mentioned in this story.
On his supposed day off Heero awoke with a start because a sugar-high chibified Duo ran in his room and literally started bouncing off the walls. "HEYYOURAWAKEYAYFINALLYNOWIGETTOBUGYOUALLDAYYAHOOO" screamed Duo as Heero pulls his pistol out of Spandex Space and starts shooting at the insanely fast black blur in his room "slow down baka so i can shoot you" says Heero in an unusually calm voice "HUHHUHHUHWHYWOULDISLOWDOWNTOLETYOUSHOOTME?" said the sugar-high menace. "Hn!" the ever monotone Heero replies and walks out of his room to go eat breakfast. Arriving in the kitchen the perfect soldier found Quatre and Trowa cooking thousands of pancakes with no sign of stopping blink blink "what in the world are you two doing!" "We can't help it" cried Quatra "Duo has managed to keep us making pancakes all day and we're starting to run out of stuff to make it" the usually quiet Trowa said. I hope Wufei is at least acting normal Heero thinks to himself then he spots a sword-wielding white blur run past screaming "MONKEYS ARE AFTER ME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!" nevermind Heero thinks as he watches a stampede of rabid monkeys go after the china man i wonder what he did to tick the monkeys off. oh well Heero then goes into the living room, plops on the couch, and begins watching a movie called Relena's Finally Dead "Ooooooh my favorite movie!" the normally stoic pilot says aloud. Meanwhile in another part of the house "I am the Rabid Monkey King, fear my power!" the now insane Wufei yells to nobody in particular and then begins attacking the stuffed Relena doll in his room.
Laying on the couch watching the movie and pondering why he must live with four other idiots Heero does the worst thing ever...he lets his guard down... "FEAR ME I AM THE MONKEY KING" Wufei yells as he jumps up behind Heero wearing a monkey costume. "EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" Heero screams then runs through the wall leaving a Heero shaped hole "I will never ever accept another day off for as long as i am living there!" he yells running down the road toward the nearest insane asylum. "Mission: Get Help commencing"