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Nnoitra's Thoughts on Girls and Stupid Rules and Stuff
(An omake to chapter 6 of "A Meeting of (Superior) Minds")
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%# $^*%$ it! *&$*%#ing Unohana-san and her $&%# rules! Just as he was about to ask the cute glasses girly if she saw somethin' she liked (and suggest somethin' fun to do if she did… heh) he remembered that Unohana-san said that if he tried to talk up a girl she'd personally make sure he couldn't move or speak for the next two months.
And she had even stupider rules about no fightin' and no killin' weaklings too! All he'd been hopin' for in this deal was to get a rematch against that shinigami who'd bested him in Hueco Mundo. But nooooooooo, instead he was assigned to this freakin' scary shinigami lady, who told him he had to "learn to think of others, and consider their feelings"! If you asked him, that little wimp Hana-somethin' would probably be happier dead!
Maybe things would have been better if he still had his Santa Teresa with him, but somehow (and he still couldn't really remember how…) he had let that weirdo with the hat and that busty cat-lady talk him into giving up his weapon. And then afterwards he realized they had somehow sealed his spiritual pressure at the same time! $ $#*&ing pests!
And what was he, Nnoitra Gilga – greatest of all the espada, doing now? Folding towels in a ! #$^%^ ing shinagami hospital because Unohana-san told him to, that's what! It was $^ %$ing outrageous! Him, doin' ^& $%ing chores like some weakling servant! Back in Las Noches he used to kill the servants just for something to do, until Aizen-sama said to stop killin' them. Didn't matter anyway. They hadn't been that much fun to kill. No challenge at all.
And speaking of challenges, he still couldn't really figure out how to talk to that cute (really cute) girly, Isane-san. Kotetsu-chan? Heck! He couldn't even figure out what to call her! The first one seemed too formal, and the other one just didn't sound right, but he had the feelin' he'd get in trouble if he called her Isane-chan like he wanted to.
Not that he called her much of anything when he actually tried to speak with her. Somehow it was %&# ^& hard to think of somethin' to say when she smiled, or even was in the room at all. %$%$#ing embarrassin'. But he couldn't just talk her up the way he would normally talk up a cute girly. Somehow it seemed like that might scare her, and for some reason he really didn't want to do that. Just didn't seem like 'scared' would be a good look on her – not like most of the girls he was used to.
Maybe Nelliel would have some ideas… &#$% it! Why was he even thinkin' like that?! The great Nnoitra Gilga didn't need help with girls – and most certainly didn't need help from that *#%^#ing green-haired pacifist pansy! (And see, Nelliel? He knew the meaning of a fancy word like 'pacifist' and could use it, too! He most certainly did NOT have the vocabulary of a five-year-old! Not anymore anyway!)
But that wasn't important right now. Right now he needed to think of what he could say to Isane…chan the next time he saw her. There must be some way he could impress her…
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Oh, Nnoitra. You and your language...