The League of Extraordinary Evil.

Minutes of Meeting 103

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'102!'

'Shut up Zach' Nerd.

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Minutes of Meeting 102

Treasurer; Pinkalarmclock

Secretary; Pinkalarmclock

Chairwoman; Pinkalarmclock

Supreme Ruler of the Universe: Pinkala-

HEY

I Rule the world!

No you don't!

I do!

It's my story. Get away from my minutes before I make everyone into Mary-Sue's. Yes, even Count Olaf.

(Descriptive Note) Everyone shuts up and backs away from Pinkalarmclock's Magical Pen.

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'Ok, role call. Lord Voldemort?'

'Here'

'Snape?'

'I'm sitting next to you. Of course I'm here.'

'Snapey dearest. Sarcasm only works with people who are scared of you. No shut up before I release the fan-girls.'

Hehe. I love being the writer and League-Manager.

'Barbossa?'

'Arr'

'Jack, Barbossa's monkey?'

'AVADA KEDAVRA!' Flash of green light.

Sigh. Pinkalarmclock, trouble-stopper extraordinaire.

'Voldemort, do I have to steal your wand again?' Works every time….

'NO! IT'S MINE!' He screamed. 'Plus…it's not like the stupid thing can die…'

'True. It just annoys me when you do spells.'

(DN) Voldemort sits in his chair and sulks. I play with his wand. Hehe

'Mrs Coulter and Mrs Coulter's daemon?'

'Here'

'Zach?'

'Duh.'

'Count Olaf?'

'Aye,'

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All present.

Item 1

The League of Extraordinary Evil's annual trip. Where do we go?

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'Definitely Paris. We would be in time for Fashion Week.' Mrs Coulter. Evil in a skirt. I like it..

'I like it, but you forget that everyone else are guys. Although Zach would probably go for it..' Have you seen what he wears in the 1st Season? Totally gay.

'Hogsmeade'

'Now Snape, weunderstand thatyou miss your Firewhisky, but can you imagine Barbossa running around the Shrieking Shack?'

'I really need Firewhisky! Give it to me!'

Snape scares me. A lot.

'Isla de Murta. It's very cool, lots of treasure!'

'Yeah. Cursed treasure. Plus, Olaf gets sea-sick. Get real Barbossa'

I think we may be in for a long argument. Oh well, I have the whole 2nd Season of Desperate Housewives on my iPod…….

Bliss.

A/N Teehee. This was just a short chapter to get it started. Its going to be a whole load of short things about the League of Extraordinary Evil. Great name or what! The next chapter will have some Jack Sparrow…..what, not evil? He sold his soul for a ship!

Just in case you didn't get it….

Lord Voldemort-Harry Potter

Snape-Harry Potter

Barbossa-Pirates of the Caribbean

Mrs Coulter-His Dark Materials Books

Zach-Desperate Housewives

Count Olaf-A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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