We had just gotten back home from the All Stars Tour. It was good to be back in Scranton, Pennsylvania. We said our goodbyes to the rest of the wing crew; Chris, Balz, Mike aka Chris number two, Ryan and Allie. Angelo and I walked into our house. Touring was great, but it felt good to be back home. I walked into my writing office and the place looked like it had just been hit from a tornado. "WTF". I thought to myself. I didn't remember leaving the place this fucked up when I left. Oh well I guess it was time to get work. I started cleaning up around the house as Angelo unpacked. I never unpacked cause I knew that we would be back on tour another 4 months or so, more or less. That night Angelo and I decided to take an adventure to Wal-mart. I thought why not, we don't have to be up at any specific time to tomorrow. Let's go. We left around 11:45pm, when I moved to PA, I started to notice how people would always go to Wal-mart after 10pm. I guess they figured it would be less crowded. We went to Wal-mart, didn't really buy anything, just messed around. Running like maniacs through out the store, quoting lines from The Office, and Angelo even pretended he was "The Game" Triple H. He took a sip of bottled water and spit it out right at me. Gross. I got Angelo's spit on my face. We ended up being kicked out of Wal-mart, but we didn't care, we had a blast. We went back home and drifted off into la la land.
The next day we woke up to a sound of a truck outside our house. I looked out my window, pulling by blood red curtains to the side. Ouch, the sun blinded my eyes for a second. I looked over at the house next to us and saw a moving van in the drive way. "Well this is interesting" I thought to myself, as I saw moving men moving boxes and some furniture into the house. It appears we have new neighbors. I wonder if they enjoy parties. I glanced over to my right and got startled to see Angelo next to me looking out the window.
"What the hell Ange?"
"What I wanted to see the new neighbors?"
"You scared me that's what."
I sat back down on my bed, I was just too tired to do anything.
"Come on lets go say hi to them."
"Ange, they're just moving in, give them some time to settle down."
"Okay fine, but don't bother me after 9pm!"
Angelo scowled walking out of my room. That boy was obsessed with his wrestling, and when I say obsessed, I mean obsessed. He has figures of his favorite wrestlers in his room, and even some of his own drawings. I figured Ange would be drawing while he waited for something interesting to happen. I went through the stack of books I've never read. Some I got as gifts from fans, others I had since I was in highschool. I picked out "The Great Gatsby" and started reading. Angelo and I were in our own little world, and that's usually how it was, till 8:00pm when the doorbell rang. All I had was leftover pizza, and I wasn't even dressed properly to answer the door for random strangers. I had my boxers on. I ordered Angelo to get the door, at least he had on sweatpants. I went upstairs and grabbed anything I could, which just so happened to be dark gray skinny jeans and a black shirt. I went back downstairs and saw Angelo talking to these two girls. One of the girls looked up at me and fainted. "WHAT DID I DO?"
I rushed to the girl to check on her, Angelo was as confused as I was."Oh, don't worry she's fine, I think." The girl who was still conscious assured me that the unconscious girl would be okay. The unconscious girl woke up as I held her hand and stared into her greenish bluish eyes.
"Ri-Ri-You're RICKY!"Annnddd she fainted again in my arms. Cruse these wonderfully attractive good looks! I picked her up and laid her down on my couch and she woke up again.
"Please don't faint again!" I begged her not to faint again. I really didn't want to call 911 because someone fainted cause of looking at me. Angelo then handed her a plastic cup with water. He was worried she would faint and drop the cup and if we had gave her a glass that would make a mess. The fainting girl assured us that she wouldn't faint again, I smiled hoping that she wouldn't and she didn't. Ange and I were relieved as was her friend. Then it finally hit me. WHO THE HELL ARE THESE GIRLS?
I asked them who they were. Then the girl who wasn't fainting introduced herself. "Oh, hi, I'm Amy and this is my sister Alexis. Sorry about her fainting. She kinda loves you.".
Oh great, crazy obsessed fans stalked us and know where we live. Now me and Angelo have to move. Just great, we get new neigh-
"We just moved in next door." Annd never mind. So Amy and her fainting sister moved next door. Well this should be fun.
"Welcome to good ol' Scranton." Angelo said in a fake Texan accent.
I turned to Amy's sister Alexis. Her hair was dyed cotton candy pink and purple. The only makeup on her face was black eyeliner around her eyes and a little bit of purple eyeshadow, and some lipgloss, I'm guessing cause her lips sparkled. I noticed her purple snakebites. Her HIM shirt was cut at an angel and I noticed her bellybutton piercing, and a tattoo on her side. Yummy. She noticed me staring at her and I was afraid she would faint again so I spoke up.
"Nice HIM shirt."
"Oh, thanks."
Alexis smiled and blushed a little, and honestly I thought it was cute. I was glad to have a young cute neighbor rather than that old woman who kept calling me and Ange "The devil's twins." Really? Do me and Angelo really look like twins to you? She moved out to a nursing home cause she thought that our music would posse her. Oh yeah, Well good riddance you crazy old lady! (Not to be mean to old woman. I love my grandma very much, but this lady, oh you just had to be there. She put up a bible hanging from her door every Halloween.)
I glanced over to Angelo who was talking to Amy. Her hair was dyed blonde on the bangs and in front, then she had, blue, magenta, pink and purple streaks, which seemed to be extensions. Her and Angelo were really hitting it off. Probably talking about wrestling since she had on a wrestling shirt. She too had snakebites and I noticed a tattoo on her arm that said "Sagittarius" Does this mean I have to buy her a birthday gift this year? I looked over at Ange who was smiling, looks like he may have meet the girl of his dreams. Alexis then sat up and I sat next to her. I worried she would faint, but she didn't, and we ended up talking and I got to know a lot about her. She was 21, one of her favorite bands was of course mine. She also likes Black Veil Brides, HIM, Escape The Fate and Blood On The Dance Floor. She also liked wrestling, it was one of her secret obsessions. Oops there goes her secret. :)
I was talking to Angelo, in his house. I swore at that moment I was dreaming. I would glance over at my older sister Alexis talking to Ricky, I bet she's glad that I picked our new house. I completely had no idea where exactly Angelo and Ricky lived, I guess it was just luck that we ended up moving into the house right next to them. I hope they don't think we're crazy fan girls. When I turned 19 last December Alexis came up to me and decided that we should get our own place. Our little brother Luis was a trouble maker, and pain. Yet we learned to deal with our 16 year old jerk and to love him, cause we had to live with him. Oh how I'm gonna miss that little jerk. Another reason for us wanting to move was to meet new people. Lancaster was kind of boring in our opinions, and plus we wanted to find some people who would be interested in playing in a band. Alexis played bass, and I played guitar. Every day after school we would come out and jam out. We even wrote a few songs together. At one point we actually did have a band. We were "The Reapers." This was back when I was freshman in highschool and Alexis was a sophomore. I would sing and play guitar, Alexis did back up screaming, she was amazing, everything a little sister could look up to. Then there was our childhood friend, Garrett. Alexis always liked him. I told her to make a move, but she wouldn't listen to me. No one ever listens to Amy. Then it was too late. He dated some slutty bitchy cheerleader and he changed into a complete assclown, and left the band. Thanks for ruining our awesome drummer Melissa! I hate you! GGGRRR!
Anyway, back to this beautiful moment. I became lost in thought staring at Angelo's eyes. I then snapped out of it, when Angelo asked me how the moving process was.
"Well we're just working on our rooms right now."
"Oh, got TV yet?"
"Nope, not even internet."
What was I to do without an internet. Not even my Android LG was useful.
"Well Raw is about to start, you're welcome to stay here and watch with me."
"Sure, thanks."
I smiled. It good to have a fellow wrestling fan living next door. Let alone a fellow wrestling fan in one of my favorite bands. We talked about our favorite wrestlers, our favorite music, food, and I informed him on what he missed because of being on tour. Hmm, turns out Angelo and I have a lot in common.
Ricky came up to us and told us he would be taking out Alexis to show her around town.
"Are you sure Lex, you're gonna miss Raw."
"I'm sure, just fill me on what happens."
"Okay bye."
We hugged.
"Take care of my sister"
I ordered Ricky. Although I had nothing to worry about, I mean, that's Ricky fucking Horror, and plus he would be driving, not Alexis, so I didn't have to worry about her texting and driving problem. I sat down next to Angelo and we enjoyed Raw together. I kept getting hyper cause for one thing, WWE was coming out with their own channel, and Zack Ryder had a video montage, a match with The King, and he won. Oh and Beth Phoenix destroyed Eve to be the number one contender for the Divas title. Natalya was at commentary and she set Kelly Kelly straight, R-Truth and Miz are teaming together and well. Yeah just go watch the 9/5/11 Raw on youtube. Angelo seemed to be enjoying Raw too. I just hoped I didn't scare him off by crying when Zack Ryder won. Angelo made some popcorn, I was guessing these guys were lazy and didn't cook. I didn't mind though, I wasn't a big eater anyways. Then he gave me some drinks. The last time this happened to me with a guy, I was stupid not to ask what it was. Turns out the dude gave me vodka mixed with coke. Although I didn't care, me and Alexis drank before, but I clearly told him 'I am 19' when he asked me how old I was, yet the dude still gives me alcohol. He better hope the cops doesn't come. They didn't. I thought to myself of that one night, I knew nothing would be wrong now though. Angelo had a bag full of candy, and I ended up candy wasted.
I showed Alexis around Scranton that beautiful Monday night. I drove her down to Wal-mart, a bar, an Arbys, the Hooters, where they have the best god damn wings, and thighs, and breast. I drove her where ever you could think of, in the matter of three hours. Then I drove her back to the house. We went inside to get Amy and she jumps up and hugs us.
"Hi guys, how was your ride, was fun. I had fun did you have fun? I bet you did have fun. Oh, oh ooohhh."
I turned to Angelo and crossed my arms, as Alexis tried to calm down her sister.
"What?"
"Explain."
"Oh um, yeah she kinda got drunk."
"On candy!" Amy shouted.
I shook my head, then Alexis tapped my shoulder. She told me she was going to take Amy home.
"Amy don't wanna sleep! Sleep is for the weak! Amy stay here and party!"
I couldn't help but to laugh. If Amy was this cute when she got "drunk", I wonder how Alexis was. I hugged Alexis and told her that if her or Amy ever needed anything to not be afraid to knock on our door, or text us. I took her phone and Amy's and put my number and Angelo's in both of them. I watched from standing outside as Alexis tried to get her little sister into the house. If only I had recorded it.
