Okay, this is something that I just thought up. It starts just before Kakashi begins to seal Sasuke's curse mark.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other characters.

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The Curse Sealing Spoof

Sasuke was sitting on the ground, in the middle of a circle of kunai. He was wearing nothing but his underwear.

Kakashi had been doodling on Sasuke's body with his own blood. Some of the doodles looked like horses, others looked like ham sandwiches.

"There. Are you ready?" Kakashi asked.

The annoyed Sasuke just stared at his sensei.

"Now, I need you to look straight ahead." Kakashi instructed.

Sasuke did so.

Kakashi began to perform several intricate hand signs. Then a large bucket of lard appeared in his hands.

"Curse Sealing!" Kakashi shouted, as he poured the lard on Sasuke.

"AHHHHHHH! ARRRRGGGGHHHH! GAAAAAAAAA!" Sasuke screamed in pain. (The lard must have been nuked for 10 seconds...)

Sasuke collapsed on the ground.

"Now remember," Kakashi began, "this lard is only as strong as you are. It derives its power from YOUR filth. If that filth ever weakens, if you ever begin to take a bath, then the curse will be unleashed in all its fury."

Sasuke fell unconscious at the word 'fury'.

"Well, would you look at that? Too tired to even argue." Kakashi said to a grain of sand.

"My, my. How you've grown." said an evil sounding voice.

Kakashi turned around rapidly, to see a pale skinned man step out from the shadows.

"You!" Kakashi said.

"To think that you've actually grown strong enough to perform the Curse Sealing Jutsu." said the figure.

"Orochimaru!" Kakashi said.

"Long time no see, Kakashi." said Orochimaru. He glowed with a strange green aura.

"Oh my- Dear God! What did you eat!" Kakashi asked, holding his nose shut.

"Steak, eggs, garlic, 7 types of beans, and asparagus." Orochimaru replied. Then he began to step toward Kakashi.

"Stop!" Kakashi shouted.

Orochimaru's evil grin turned into a look of surprise.

"I'm warning you! You take one step closer and I assure you, one of us will DIE here!" Kakashi shouted, as he pointed a flash light at the ground, and repeatedly turned it on and off.

Orochimaru began to laugh maniacally.

"Funny, is it?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes, it is. Quite funny." Orochimaru said, "However, I'm afraid of ham."

"Uhhh..." Kakashi said, "Think fast!" He through a ham sandwich at Orochimaru.

Orochimaru ran out of the room screaming like a girl.

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Me: So, was that funny?

Kakashi: I thought it was.

Naruto: Ha ha ha ha! You bet that was funny! Believe it!

Sasuke: (grumble)

Orochimaru: Please review.