"Her Breast Intentions"
by Neoraichu
This story is rated 'M' for Gratuitous Kink. Dudley X 'OC' X Kitty
WARNING: This is a strange tale, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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Kitty was late to work, an almost unheard of incident. She couldn't help it. Who really gets 3 flat tires on the freeway anyways? On top of all that, she was late to meet the new Agent from the New Yorkie branch of T.U.F.F.: Colleen Collia. Kitty was horribly winded when she finally ran into the T.U.F.F. Office 54 minutes and 36 seconds late.
"Katswell!" screamed the Chief, "Where have you been?"
"I'm so sorry," she said, "I had 3 flat tires on the freeway."
"Why didn't you call in?"
"I tried," she replied, "but the batteries were dead. I swear I just charged the darn thing too."
"All right," he said sternly, "I'll let it slide this time."
"Thank you so much."
She glanced at the couch along the wall, and noticed that Dudley was laying there with an ice pack on his face.
"What happened to Agent Dudley?" she asked.
"Ask the klutz yourself."
Kitty made her way over to Dudley, and asked "Dudley, what the heck happened to you?"
"Kitty," he moaned, "is that you?"
"Well who else would it be?"
"When I was greeting Agent Colleen, I tripped and face planted right into her huge chest boulders."
"Dudley!"
"And then she punched me out."
Kitty lifted the ice pack, and saw the bad blackened eyes looking back.
"She did this to you with her fists?"
"Oh no," he moaned as he lifted his shirt, showing Kitty his bruised abdomen, "She did this with her fists."
"Then what happened to your eyes?"
"I told you, I ran face first into her chest boulders!"
"Dudley!"
"I mean really, her boobs were as hard as rocks!"
"You're serious?" she asked incredulously.
"Oh yeah."
Kitty slapped the ice pack over Dudley's face, and then ran off to her cubicle.
...
Agent Colleen felt bad about her first impressions she left. She didn't mean to punch Agent Dudley so hard. She just could stand it when someone touched her breasts by surprise, and getting Dudley's face right in her cleavage was sure a surprise to her.
Sitting quietly, she typed her report of the accident into the computer.
She was a tall collie lass with fine flowing locks of blond hair and a luxurious blond tail. Her large red eyes appeared soft, and some said her eyes were the color of love. It was the same color as the lipstick she used on her broad pouting lips and the eye shadow she applied lightly to her eyelids. A small pair of fings protruded from her upper lip. She sat in her chair in a one piece jumpsuit with her white gloves and boots. But what most people noticed right away was her double-F cups breasts. It almost seemed to define who she was, even if she knew that wasn't true.
"Excuse me," said a female feline voice over her shoulder. Glancing over her shoulder, she saw a beautiful green eyed cat woman looking back at her with black hair and an outfit rather much like what Agent Colleen was wearing.
"I'm sorry I didn't greet you before," she said apologetically, "I was late on this one day. My name is Kitty Katswell." She offered her hand.
Colleen stood as she said, "I'm Colleen Collia," and she shook Kitty's hand.
Kitty leaned close to Colleen's ear and said quietly, "I know we just met, but I need to speak to you in the Lady's Room right away."
Colleen cocked one eyebrow as she replied, "Uh... sure."
People glanced at the two of them as Kitty led Colleen by the hand to the Lady's Room.
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"Keswick!" shouted the Chief, "Where is Agent Katswell and Agent Collia?"
Agent Keswick was still crispy from when he accidentally threw himself into the incinerator instead of the laundry chute when he first met Agent Collia.
"No one has seen them since they went to the Lady's Room."
Dudley sat bolt upright as he shouted, "I'm on it, Chief!"
"Dudley..." started the Chief, but it was too late. He was already sticking his head in the Lady's Room.
"Dudley!" screamed Kitty.
He noticed that Colleen was stripped to her waist with her hands cuffed behind her back. She was leaning over the sink so that her massive breasts were right over it. Kitty was standing behind her with her hands getting a good handful grip on each breast. He also noted that her nipples seemed to be huge as well, even larger in proportion to her massive breasts than they should have been.
"Kitty?" he asked, "What are you doing?"
"Oh..." she moaned, "Agent Colleen had babies lately and had to give them away. She's still lactating and doesn't know how to milk herself. Her breasts were rock hard because she was loaded to the brim with milk. I told her that her breast milk can spoil if she keeps it in too long, so I'm showing her how to milk herself."
"And the handcuffs?"
"She insisted I cuff her before she would let me touch her breasts. She was afraid she'd otherwise try to punch me out. NOW GET OUT OF THE LADY'S ROOM BEFORE I PUNCH YOU OUT!"
"Okay, I got it Kitty."
"What's the deal?" asked the Chief.
Dudley glanced down at the Chief as he stood away from the Lady's Room door.
"Kitty is showing Colleen how to milk her own massive boobs and something about handcuffs," he said, "She had kids and it still loaded even though she had to give them away."
"Dudley!" screamed Kitty.
"Oh," sighed the Chief, "It's a girl thing. Just leave them alone, Agent Dudley."
"Gotcha Chief!"
"And by the way, I'm assigning Agent Collia to you and Agent Katswell for the time being. She'll be your second partner until I can pair her up with someone else."
"Gotcha Chief!"
Just then, the alarm went off.
"What's going on, Keswick?" he yelled off-screen.
"Snaptrap and D.O.O.M. are stealing candy from babies!"
He turned to the Lady's Room door and shouted, "Hurry up, Agent Katswell, Agent Collia! We need you on the job as soon as possible!"
"Alright!" yelled back Kitty, "We're almost done here!"
...
The three Agents raced across Petropolis with Dudley driving, Kitty riding shotgun, and Colleen sitting just behind Kitty.
"Snaptrap and his boys are operating in Petropolis Central Park," said Dudley, "It's a really big place with lots of places for Snaptrap to hide out. We're gonna have to be on our toes with our eyes and ears wide open and all lights green and with our minds focused like laser beams and our best A-game and..."
"Dudley!" snapped Kitty, "We got it already!"
"Should we split up and look for clues?" asked Colleen.
"What do you think we are," asked Dudley, "a teenage group of mystery solvers? We're T.U.F.F. Agents and we never split up with out partners. I don't want to see either of you grabbed by D.O.O.M. Agents ya know."
"I'm sorry," said Colleen.
"It's alright," said Kitty as she kicked him in the shin, "isn't it?"
He yelped as he replied, "Oh yeah, totally honest mistake. Could happen to anyone. Okay, we should arrive at the Park any moment now."
"Thanks for sticking up for me," said Colleen as she leaned forward to whisper into Kitty's ear.
"It's totally not a problem," she whispered back.
The three of them leaped from the car as soon as they were parked, and then raced into the park. Dudley ker-pointed retriever-like as he shouted, "I think I see Larry with a lolipop standing in front of that fountain! That means Snaptrap and the others have to be close by! I'll arrest Larry and question him while you two look for Snaptrap!"
"I thought we weren't supposed to split..."
"Let's go," said Kitty, "never question Dudley logic."
"Oh," she said quietly, "I see."
The two ran around the fountain to run right into Snaptrap holding a bag of candy. It was obvious from the candy canes and suckers sticking out the sides.
"YOU MONSTER!" screamed Collen as she jumped the startled rat. She grabbed his head and slammed it into the concrete. "HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM BABIES!" She cracked his head against the concrete over and over.
"STOP IT, AGENT COLLEEN!" screamed Kitty, "YOU'LL KILL HIM!"