A/N:
Musicabunnie: It's not my fault that I got distracted from The London Escapade!
Lan: Yeah, right.
Musicabunnie: I was at a football game listening to my headphones. Totally not my fault.
Lan: Get to work on your story. I get to meet Amy soon!
Musicabunnie: Only after you say that I don't own this song or the 39 clues
Lan: Fine. Musicabunnie does not own the 39 clues or the song Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne
Musicabunnie: That's better...
Amy and Ian's "Happy Ending" (A/N: This is the day of The London Escapade)
It was a bright morning in London. Nellie was cooking breakfast, Dan was sleeping and Amy was listening to the radio and quietly singing along. (A/N: Amy thinks like this). This song came onto the radio
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh)
My happy ending with Ian is nonexistent. Hmm… better turn the volume up.
Let's talk this over
I really wish we had talked our "relationship" over
It's not like we're dead
Not yet anyway
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?
Why did he feel like he had to betray me?
Don't leave me hanging
In a city so dead
Being buried underground is a little like a dead city
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
I thought you loved me, Ian
You were everything, everything
That I wanted
I thought you were …nice...
We were meant to be, supposed to be
But we lost it
You lost it. I didn't do anything
All of our memories so close to me
Just fade away
I don't want to remember Ian anymore
All this time you were pretending
And lying and teasing me
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
You've got your dumb friends
Natalie and the Lucians. Sounds like a band. Of megalomaniacs.
I know what they say
They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they
It has to be difficult to live with a bunch of liars and pretenders
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
Of course they do. Better than I do.
All the things you hide from me
Yep
All the stuff that you do?
Most of the stuff you do is their idea
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything
That I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be
But we lost it
All of our memories so close to me
Just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
It's nice to know that you were there
He saved us from the yakuza and he saved me from that moving statue
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
He did, didn't he
It's nice to know we had it all
Not quite but close
Thanks for watching as I fall
He didn't do that exactly. HE JUST SHUT ALISTAIR, DAN AND I IN A CAVE. Not to mention Australia, when his mother tried to have the sharks eat me
And letting me know we were done
Shutting me in a cave kind of killed our relationship
Nellie came in the room saying something about breakfast. She found Amy singing this.
He was everything, everything
That I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be
But we lost it
All of the memories so close to me
Just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
You were everything, everything
That I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be
But we lost it
All of the memories so close to me
Just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
So much for my happy ending
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
Lan: Musicabunnie, next time you do a songfic, choose something from the Beatles.
