Summary: When trolling backfires.
Characters: Tommy Shepherd, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman
There should be a law that whenever there's a day off from school the city has to provide entertainment. Tommy groaned as he threw the tennis ball against the wall, the rapid patter running through the room. There was nothing to do. Nothing at all. He had checked. The team wasn't doing anything, Billy had left earlier so that outlet was gone. There was only so much rearranging of the rooms that can be done before even that's boring. The lil twins were going to be pissed when they realize that their room was completely flipped.
The front door opened, closed, and someone flopped on the couch. Tv turned on. Finally, a sign of life and someone who he could mess with. He slipped out of the room and down the hall.
Billy was laying on his stomach, looking completely content as he watched "TLC? Really? I know that you're gay and all, but, are you serious? There's gay, and there's flamboyant." He sped over, flipping over the back of the couch and landing on his brother. Billy coughed, groaning as he tried to roll to get hos brother off.
"God, Tommy. You're not exactly a feather, you know." Tommy just smiled, laying back and putting his hands behind his head.
"Are you calling me fat? That's not very nice, Billy. You're supposed to be nice to me, remember?" Billy just groaned and rolled, knocking Tommy down between him and the back of the couch.
"I'm just going to tell mom you've been packing on a few pounds. Don't worry, she has all of this great health food stuff. Tastes just like cardboard." Tommy pulled a face at the back of his head before sighing and laying down.
"Fine. I won't complain about the dress show, you won't force me to run to another country to get real food." He draped an arm over his brother, propping his chin up to allow him to watch the tv.
"Good, because I'm not changing the stupid channel. The remotes all the way on the table over there, and I'm too lazy to grab it." Tommy shrugged and squirmed between his brother and the couch. "Quit moving. I'm trying to watch."
"Oh shut up."
That was how Teddy found them four hours later. He paused in the door, staring at the two on the couch. "Um, what's going on here?" Not even a twitch. They just kept staring at the, was that a wedding dress show?
"That dress is all wrong on her," Billy said. He sighed as Tommy shrugged.
"Well, it is better than the last one she tried on. Way, way too many feathers." Billy nodded, Tommy's head moving as his 'pillow' moved. "Pull up a chair, Altman. This show's pretty good."
Teddy just stared as Billy patted the side of the couch. "Come on T, join us."
"Uh, I think I'm good. I'll just go, um, do my homework, or, something." He moved across the room as fast as he could. Tommy rolled his eyes as the door slammed.
"Your boyfriend has no idea what he's missing." Billy shrugged.
"He'll come around. Now shush, they're getting another dress."