Author's notes: First off, please no reviews about the title. Good? Good.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own pikmin. I only own characters I note here (Raine, Pansy, Yates, Ram, Poison, Bay, Patch) or new enemies.

Exactly 300,006 years before Olimar's crash…

* School bell rings *

"Ugh," I say, "Is lunch already over?" I should clear things up. My name's Raine. My friends Pansy, Yates, Ram, Poison, Bay, Patch and I go to Elements Middle School. Or at least we did 300,006 years ago. Here, I'll fast-forward to when it first happened. "Are you sure about this Raine?" Yates asked. "Let's go on in!" I yelled, always the daredevil. You see, we had just found a device to let us go forwards in time. "AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH" we all yelled as the machine shrunk us for transport.

And that's the first story. Sorry if I don't update much, but I will if I can. See ya!