Intro:
Gloria: Hi, I'm Gloria.
Paul: And I'm Paul.
Gloria: We have wonderful son, named Beck
Paul: He's handsome, he's smart, and he's the nicest kid you'll ever meet.
Gloria: But there's one problem, his girlfriend is awful in so many ways!"
This is Beck. He's dating Jade; they've been going out for two years and he thinks she's the perfect girlfriend, but his parents disagree, so his Mom and Dad are each setting him up on a blind date. If you think Beck might have a problem with this, imagine how his girlfriend, Jade, will feel as they sit down and watch the dates together. At the end of the day, Beck will have to sit down and decide who he wants to keep seeing; his girlfriend Jade or one of the new girls his parents picked out for him. Beck is about to experience PARENTAL CONROL!
Beck
(We see Beck in a blue shirt and khaki colored pants sitting on a park bench)
Hey, I'm Beck and I'm 18 years old. My girlfriend's name is Jade, we've been dating for two years and she's just great. She's beautiful, smart, and tough. I love being with Jade, she shows me she cares and she doesn't care what anybody thinks about her. I'll never find anyone else like her.
Paul and Gloria
Gloria: One thing we hate about Jade is the fact that she is always treating Beck as if he's her property.
Paul: She always decides what they're going to do and when they're going to do it. And if Beck makes plans with someone else before consulting her first, she makes a huge scene.
Gloria: Hey Jade, our son is not your slave.
Paul: Jade is also extremely jealous.
Gloria: I don't know if she has self-esteem issues or something, but if Beck even says 'hello' to another girl, she'll give him hell about it all day.
Paul: One time, Jade through soda in our nieces face because she thought that Beck was flirting with her.
Gloria: We raised Beck to be honest and faithful, he at least deserves to be trusted.
Paul: And finally, Jade is so dark.
Gloria: We can ignore the fact that she dresses like s going to a funeral, but does she have to relate everything to a scary movie or death?
Paul: She always carries a pair of scissors which she uses to cut the flowers in our yard and she always drags Beck to the cemetery even when he thinks the whole thing is creepy.
Gloria: That Jade is a sicko and we want her out of our lives for good.
Now it's time for mom and dad to meet the potential blind dates...
(We see a group of women go in and greet the parents and introduce themselves one by one)
Girl #1: (a tall blonde with vibrant green eyes) I'm a currently a full time student at UCLA.
Girl # 2: (a girl with long curly auburn hair and a country accent) I'm a receptionist at Country Gold Records.
Girl # 3: (a Latina with dark brown hair and long legs) I major in theater at California State and give vocal lessons part time.
Girl # 4: ( a pale girl with blue-black hair and dark make-up) I'm a lead singer in a rock band.
Girl # 5: (a plain brunette with blue eyes and an innocent face) I'm studying biochemistry at UCLA.
Girl #6: ( a blonde with sea blue eyes and big breasts) I just graduated from LAMC and I plan to get married and raise a family soon.
Girl #7: (a petite redhead with a happy voice) I'm running a babysitting service with my best friend, hehe.
Girl #8: ( a tall girl with wild curly honey blonde hair and green eyes) I'm a Hooters girl.
Gloria: How many boyfriends have you had in the past? And are you still a virgin? I'm a psychiatrist I can spot lies.
Girl # 1: three and yes
Girl # 2: five and no
Girl # 3: two and yes
Girl # 4: two and no
Girl # 5: none and yes
Girl # 6: one and does the tip count?
Girl # 7: three and yes
Girl # 8: I lost count and defiantly no
Paul: What are two things you think are most important in a relationship?
Girl # 1: communication and loyalty.
Girl # 2: space and understanding.
Girl # 3: trust and support.
Girl # 4: just being in tune with each other ya know?
Girl # 5: equality and knowing that the girl is smarter and always right.
Paul: (confused) You just contradicted yourself.
Girl # 6: compromise and equality
Girl # 7: I would want a relationship like yours, you guys a re so cute together, hehe.
Girl # 8: Sex and space
Gloria: If our son chose you, where would you see yourself with him in 5 years?
Girl # 1: A wealthy power couple with no children
Girl # 2: I don't usually think that far ahead...
Girl # 3: Hopefully married with stable jobs and starting a family
Girl # 4: On tour, but not married cause marriage complicates things.
Girl # 5: Him as a lawyer, myself as a doctor, and one daughter
Gloria: He's doesn't study law.
Girl # 5: (a little disappointed) oh
Girl # 6: Him with a good job and me at home raising the kids
Girl # 7: Happily married and some kids if he wants any.
Girl # 8: Hopefully, not like my parents.
Paul: What is one word your friends use to describe you?
Girl # 1: Head-strong
Girl # 2: Talented
Girl # 3: Caring
Girl # 4: Badass
Girl # 5: Intelligent
Girl # 6: Trustworthy
Girl # 7: Sweet
Girl # 8: Gorgeous
Paul: What is one of your flaws?
Girl # 1: I don't have any.
Gloria: (not convinced) so you're saying you're perfect?
Girl # 1: I guess so, yeah.
Girl # 2: I'm a little too free-spirited
Paul: What do you mean by that?
Girl# 2: I may do something's that are a little daring
Girl # 3: My friends say I care too much of what people think
Girl # 4: My parents tell me I'm out of control
Girl # 5: My friends say I'm biased towards my own gender.
Girl # 6: People say I'm too dependent
Girl # 7: I'm a tad bit ditsy
Girl # 8: All of my exes call me a slut.
Paul/ Gloria: Thank you...
Paul: Well that was an interesting group of girls.
Gloria: (Opening the book) You're telling me...
Paul: (points at a girl) I think Beck would love her.
Gloria: (points to another girl) I'll choose her, she seems like a nice girl.
Paul: So who do you think will win?
Gloria: As long as it's not Jade, I'm happy.