A/N: Finally had time to make chapter 3 please read the previous chapters for the full experience! Review please! Thanks a million! Enjoy!
"Welcome back, everypony! We are back with Celestia, Fluttershy, and Twilight. Now, it's not just them. We have another teenfilly to bring out, her name is Applejack." The crowd boos as the camera zooms in on said pony. She then gave the screen the hoof and whispered something to her sisters. "Here is what Applejack had to say before the show, watch"
"Hello fuckers!" Said the orange pony. "I'm Applejack, and I'm addicted to sex! Yeah, that's a good way to start off. Oh yeah! And smokin' and drinkin' and kickin' people's asses like my mother and you punks in the audience. And there is nothing that y'all, my punk ass mother, or Maury can do to change that. Better ponies have tried, and failed miserably!"
The crowd boos as the screen fades. "Well, let's all welcome her to the stage. Applejack, everypony!
The crowd boos once again as Applejack comes from backstage. "Fuck you! I ain't like them! I kick ass, so you might as well stop! If I were you I would shut your fat ass mouth, nuts chin! I can kick your fat ass too!" Soon her sisters came by her and were in a pony's face. Then Applejack punches the pony in the face. The guard picked Applejack up and placed her in her chair.
"That was completely unnecessary!" yelled Celestia. "You want what she got? Because I have done much worse to you Celestia." Snapped A.J.
"She has hit you?" Asked Maury "Yes." Said Celestia, tearing up.
"Enough with the crying! You've taken my hits without all of that!" Said Applejack with a proud smile. "But that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt her." Said Maury. "Why didn't you say this at the beginning?" "Because it's embarrassing to tell people that your own child...is beating you up!" said Celetia crying once again.
"Are we about done? I'm getting very bored. The only time I love waterworks is in the bed." Said Twilight laughing, her sisters joined in.
"About that...what's that saying that your mother said that you like to say?" "What? Fuck for a buck? Of course I don't mean money! It's just that I buck a lot when I fuck, so it made since!" The other two ponies laughed as Celestia held her head in shame. "And you are proud of that? That you are having unprotected sex, sex at all for that matter! What is wrong with you!" Yelled Celestia, standing up. Applejack stood up and slapped Celestia to the ground. Maury stood up and made sure that Celestia was okay.
"We're not going to do that here. Not on my show. Next we will bring out Rarity. When we come back."
A/N: That was a lot of typing! Please, Please, Please review. Tell me what I'm doing right, what I'm doing wrong, because I wanna know what I should do to get better and what I shouldnt change. Thanks a million! Pooh's out!