"A Free Sample?"

DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything Harry Potter related. The characters are so fun I have to borrow them once in a while for my fics.

I just got an idea in my head, I have got another fic ongoing a Harry X Draco one, this was a snippet. Dunno if it'll ever get added into the other one or not, but in the meantime - here it is for your enjoyment!


Ron was slouched at a table in the pub, a pint of Devil's Brew in front of him. He was deep in thought.
"Hallo Weasleby, fancy seeing you here" Draco smirked at him.
"Sod off Malfoy, I'm not in the mood for you at the moment."
Draco pulled up a chair and sat down at the opposite side of the table from Ron.
"I told you - go away!" Ron snapped at him.
Draco made no move.
"Seriously, I don't know what Harry sees in you. You're ugly as hell, annoying and really think your something."
"I'll tell you what he likes about me. He thinks I'm cute, I've got a fit body and I can give him a damn good fucking."
Ron laughed. "You really think I care?"
"No, I think you're jealous," Draco said, "jealous of Potter. I think you'd rather be in his place, but don't want to upset Potter or Mudblood Granger. Speaking of which..." he looked around and lowered his voice, "I thought you two were permantly joined at the hip these days."
Ron stared into his drink again, "I managed to escape, sometimes she is too much. She doesn't know I'm here. If she did, I wouldn't be here."
"Well, I can take your mind off her if you really want." Draco suggested with a twinkle in his eyes.
"That is gross and disgusting Malfoy. I would NEVER. And especially not with you."
"Don't knock it till you've tried it Weasleby, you might like it. I can give you a free sample..."
But Ron had got up and was walking away. Draco took a sip of the drunk Ron had left. It tasted vile, no wonder he had left it, so Draco got up and followed Ron out of the door.


dunno if I'll write anymore on it - tis just a bit of fun :)