"Whoops…"
By: PsychoHaired
Disclaimer: Yeah right!
A/N- Er…yeah. Right after Severus flees the castle for "murdering" Albus Dumbledore.
Severus sat in a chair in a dark room. In front of him was a table filled with the Order's most important members.
"I have done Dumbledore's bidding…" Severus stated grimly.
"Excellent, phase one of our plan is complete" Minerva stated. "He should be here any day now"
"Er… actually" Severus began.
"Once Dumbledore arrives, we can commence phase two" Kingsley followed.
"But—
"Yes, and we will be contacting Potter in a few moments to tell him the plan"
"Excuse me—
"And then—
"Dumbledore is actually dead!" he yelled over the discussion.
"What?" Minerva looked at him in astonishment.
"He's dead"
"No he isn't… You didn't use Avada Kedavra on him"
"Yeah but—
"But what? You just stunned him is all"
"Yeah but—
"And he took the Draft of the Living Dead and should wake up in about a week"
"Yeah but—
"So he couldn't POSSIBLY be dead"
"Yeah but—
"But what?"
"You see…. I kind of went a little overboard with the stunning spell…"
"What do you mean 'went over board'?"
Snape muttered something.
"What? I didn't catch that."
"I said he fell off the Astronomy tower…"
"You mean to tell us that you stunned the most powerful wizard this century has ever seen and accidentally knocked him over a two hundred foot tower and possibly jeopardized the entire fate of the magical world!"
"Er… not in those words but pretty much… yeah"
"SNAPE YOU IMBECILE!"
"Heh, heh… whoops" Severus scratched the back of his head nervously. "I guess it's all up to Potter, Weasley and Granger"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…We're doomed" McGonagall pinched the bridge of her nose.
The End!
A/N- I'm so random sometimes…