Hello! Just a fic inspired by sarcasm and our best friend, Mary Sue.

I'm odd. I know.

Disclaimer: Not mine.


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Somewhere in a dark, sealed away cavern in Italy, a creature stirred. 'It is time…..'

Tsuna was curled up all warm in bed. It was Saturday, so he didn't rush about, as Reborn was kind enough to let him sleep. (ahem)

That morning, while Tsuna was eating bacon and eggs for breakfast (because all Japanese people do that) when he noticed the baby Reborn looking down at his orange juice with a frown. 'There's something bad in the air,' Reborn muttered, before looking up, surprising him. 'Tsuna. Meet me at Namimori Shrine at 1pm. 'Don't be late.'

Tsuna was sprinting towards the historical shrine when he noticed a familiar group of people congregated around it. Hibari was not conforming as usual and stood away from the circle in front of it. 'What's this?' Tsuna panted, noticing all of his guardians were gathered.

'You'll see,' Reborn replied gravely from his place on Yamamoto's head. 'It'll be any moment now…'

'Who or what's keeping Tenth waiting?' growled Gokudera, ever trying to impress.

Suddenly, there was a flash of dazzling light, and with a puff of glittering, rainbow mist, a girl materialized in front of them.

No. Not just a girl.

This beautiful creature had dark blue locks, blue as the deepest bit of the ocean. No, on closer inspection her hair would be like the water and moon, it shimmered, and there was no colour to describe it. Her hair cascaded gracefully down to the delicate curve of her back. She had an impeccable fringe that looked as though a healthy number of silkworms had given their lives for it.

Her eyes were closed, but everyone could tell she had impossibly long and thick lashes. The slightest hint of a blush tinted her glowing porcelain skin. She was slightly taller that Tsuna, angelically thin, with elegant fingers clasped in front of her. They seemed to hold some sort of jewelry. Around her long slender neck was a delicate silver chain.

She wore a simple purple dress, which hugged her petite figure, which suited her so well.

Tsuna and his guardians couldn't say anything. They just stared, and gaped.

Like something out of a movie, her eyes opened dramatically. Her eyes were like a doorway to another world. Metallic violet with specks of bronze (or some other precious metal – you decide) looking so deep and intense you felt like you could fall into them. Those huge eyes darted around the group. Tension was so thick in the air, you wouldn't be able to cut it with Yamamato's blade.

'EXTREMELY WEIRD!' said Ryohei suddenly.

This girl ignored him like a mature lady. She opened her pink soft lips and spoke.

'My name is…'Aimihime Sakura-Ichigo-Akiko-Yoshi-Teriyaki-Omega-Delta-Cullen-Emeraldsa-Starshine-Julienus-Marysvanna-Hobosis-Lillysvane. I believe I am your Star Guardian, Vongola Decimo.'

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