Note: I gots insomnia and two bottles of Mello Yello are right next at my side. What will I do? Who knows... 1:19 a.m. (Start)
Disclaimer: Don't own none of these guys!!!! Wish I did. Wish I had a couple of sporks too... *evil grin*
Summary: Man! I don't know!!! Includes Jhonen Vasquez, evil cereal box characters, and the Power Rangers!!! How does this make you *feel*? Commercials!!!
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Jhonen vs. The Cereal Monsters (Whooooo...oooo!)
Commercial 1: (Appears during your favorite episode of Invader Zim)
(Cue the cheezy music)
(Jhonen appears sitting at a table, cereal bowl in front of him)
"Who the hell are you people?! And what are you doing in my kitchen?!" (Grabs spoon and gets into a kung fu stance)
(Unseen announcer dude)
"Hey kids!!! How would you like to have breakfast with your favorite ceral box characters?" (Kids cheer some where) "YEAH!!!!!"
(Jhonen's eyes grow wide) "Who said that?! Dammit!!! Give me answers!!!"
(All of a sudden, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Booberry show up)
"Demons!! Demons!! Pure evil!!!" (Puts index fingers together to form a cross)
(Count Chocula sees Jhonen and points at him) "Blah!! It's him!! The one that did those awful comics!! Blah!!!" (They're not awful! :))
(Frankenberry) "We must destroy him and eat his head!!!"
(Booberry) "Let's form Giganto Thingy of Evilness!!" (The trio light up and fuse together) (Flash of very bright light {My eyes!! My eyes!!!} and a big monster is formed) "RRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" (He needs a tic-tac)
(Jhonen stares up at it) "It the thing of pure evilness!! must call upon the power of the Animal Zords!!! But first things first." (He pulls out a gold cellphone and yells "Wild Access" and transforms into the Red Power Ranger) "Animal Zords, decend!!!" (holds up dagger and a musical sound plays while the zords come down from the happy Animarium place)(*place text here* and the zords fuse to create the Wild Force MegaZord)
"Prepare to feel my wrath!!!" (Charges at the Thingy of Evilness with the megazord) (Evil Thingy counters his charge and shoots cereal bits at him)
"Cereal...clogging the engines...must...attack...NOW!!!!!" (Does that super cool move with the big sword and destroys the Thingy) (Megazord breaks down and the animals leave)(transforms back to normal)
"Breakfast is safe once again. But for how long??" (Place dramatic music here)
(invader Zim comes back on) "Ooohh!!! My show!!!" (Fades to black)
END (1:43 a.m.)
***** Next commercial!!! Johnny and Skeetios!!!! Evil Hamburger Helper glove!!! What is the world coming to??!!!*****
Don't know why I did this. The Mello Yello fucks your head up. I am obsessed with the Power Rangers!!! Go Blue Ranger!!!! Review after you come back from surgery for the rupture in your stomach from laughing too much!!
Disclaimer: Don't own none of these guys!!!! Wish I did. Wish I had a couple of sporks too... *evil grin*
Summary: Man! I don't know!!! Includes Jhonen Vasquez, evil cereal box characters, and the Power Rangers!!! How does this make you *feel*? Commercials!!!
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Jhonen vs. The Cereal Monsters (Whooooo...oooo!)
Commercial 1: (Appears during your favorite episode of Invader Zim)
(Cue the cheezy music)
(Jhonen appears sitting at a table, cereal bowl in front of him)
"Who the hell are you people?! And what are you doing in my kitchen?!" (Grabs spoon and gets into a kung fu stance)
(Unseen announcer dude)
"Hey kids!!! How would you like to have breakfast with your favorite ceral box characters?" (Kids cheer some where) "YEAH!!!!!"
(Jhonen's eyes grow wide) "Who said that?! Dammit!!! Give me answers!!!"
(All of a sudden, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Booberry show up)
"Demons!! Demons!! Pure evil!!!" (Puts index fingers together to form a cross)
(Count Chocula sees Jhonen and points at him) "Blah!! It's him!! The one that did those awful comics!! Blah!!!" (They're not awful! :))
(Frankenberry) "We must destroy him and eat his head!!!"
(Booberry) "Let's form Giganto Thingy of Evilness!!" (The trio light up and fuse together) (Flash of very bright light {My eyes!! My eyes!!!} and a big monster is formed) "RRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" (He needs a tic-tac)
(Jhonen stares up at it) "It the thing of pure evilness!! must call upon the power of the Animal Zords!!! But first things first." (He pulls out a gold cellphone and yells "Wild Access" and transforms into the Red Power Ranger) "Animal Zords, decend!!!" (holds up dagger and a musical sound plays while the zords come down from the happy Animarium place)(*place text here* and the zords fuse to create the Wild Force MegaZord)
"Prepare to feel my wrath!!!" (Charges at the Thingy of Evilness with the megazord) (Evil Thingy counters his charge and shoots cereal bits at him)
"Cereal...clogging the engines...must...attack...NOW!!!!!" (Does that super cool move with the big sword and destroys the Thingy) (Megazord breaks down and the animals leave)(transforms back to normal)
"Breakfast is safe once again. But for how long??" (Place dramatic music here)
(invader Zim comes back on) "Ooohh!!! My show!!!" (Fades to black)
END (1:43 a.m.)
***** Next commercial!!! Johnny and Skeetios!!!! Evil Hamburger Helper glove!!! What is the world coming to??!!!*****
Don't know why I did this. The Mello Yello fucks your head up. I am obsessed with the Power Rangers!!! Go Blue Ranger!!!! Review after you come back from surgery for the rupture in your stomach from laughing too much!!