Hi guys! Yes it is I again. I think I'm going on in a writing marathon here
cause I produced two chapters in a week! *gasp*
Anyway, hope you guys like this new story. I got the urge to write such a story after reading a Harry Potter fic! GO read it man. It's in my Favorite Stories. It is called 'Harry Potter and the Battle of Sexes' and it is damn funny!
Okay, enough of my crap. Let the Battle begin.
Mars Against Venus. By: XiaoBai
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Chapter 1: Childhood Photos
==
It all started on a fine beautiful Monday morning in the Tomoeda High School. Syaoran was in a very good mood as he had woken up rather early and saw his own pot of peony he had imported from China blooming in the morning sun. Feeling totally mystified by the powers of nature, Syaoran walked into the classroom, still in awe at the blooming flowers and didn't seem to notice the unusual crowded class. It was only when he heard the squeals from some girls that he realized that something was amiss in Class 3-02. The class was half crowded with all the girls in the class, who were squealing at something that was on the table. This is highly unusual, as the girls don't usually arrive very early in the morning. Bursting with curiosity, Syaoran stood up and started edging towards the girls to avoid detection.
Slowly and quietly, Syaoran closed in on the girls and crane his neck to look over the heads of the girls.
'It's photo albums...' He thought to himself as he saw a very familiar looking book on the table. There were many other photo albums too and the girls were flipping at them, looking at the photos and giggling at every single picture.
Feeling even more curious, Syaoran reached forward and grabbed the photo album that is nearest to him and flipped it open. Then, he felt his jaw dropped as he stared at the photo in the album.
A scream rise up his throat and left his mouth.
" AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the girls in the class snapped their fingers into their ears as Syaoran screamed in a very girly sound as he stared at the photo album in his hands.
It was the photos of him during his childhood days. The photo album contained the very top-secret images of a 3-year-old Li Syaoran frolicking at the river, a very silly looking 5-year-old Li Syaoran with his face smudged with chocolate, a happy looking little Syaoran licking happily away at his chocolate ice cream while swinging on a rope swing and many more embarrassing pictures such as a picture of a naked 2-year-old Syaoran running out onto the grass with Wei chasing after him.
Syaoran felt his voice leave him as a very, very hot sensation crept up onto his cheeks, ears and neck.
" HOLY CRAP! SAKURA!!!" Syaoran hollered, causing the girls to push their fingers into their ears again. Syaoran spun around and glared at the nervous looking emerald-eyed girl who laughed nervously and stared guiltily at her boyfriend.
" Uh. Ohayo, Syaoran-kun...Uh...I actually wanted to return the albums to you, but Tomoyo-chan said that maybe we should get the children photos of the boys in class and look at them..." Sakura began to falter at the frightening looking Syaoran was giving her.
It was only this time when Eriol and Yamazaki choose to walk into the class, laughing together and talking. Eriol was the first to notice the strange behaviour of the class and an eyebrow began to rise.
" What is going on here?" He asked slowly. Then, noticing the photo albums on the table, he went up to the table and flipped open one of the albums.
The whole class became silent as Eriol stared at the photos for a minute before slamming their hands to their ears as Eriol let off an ear-piercing shriek.
" HHHOOLLYYY CCRRAAAPPP!!!!!!! TTOOOMMMOOOYYOOO!!!!!!!"
Tomoyo smiled uneasily as Eriol turned and gave her a dead glare. He stared accusingly at her and said, " You promise you won't show, Tomoyo! How can you...how can you show them the cutest moments of my childhood life! How can you?" He began wailing about the total injustice of the world and the universe as Syaoran reached over and grabbed photo album. He looked at the photo for a moment before he began snorting and soon, was laughing like a crazy man.
The very picture that sent Syaoran into a fit of laughter is a picture of an extremely chibi looking Eriol who was sticking his tongue out and making really silly faces. My, the faces he made! You wouldn't think *he* was the one making those faces.
Eriol scowled at Syaoran, and grabbed his album back, holding it protectively to his chest and glaring at everyone as if daring him or her to come near him.
Yamazaki was highly amused with this whole incident. He wasn't worried, as he knew that he didn't lend his own photo album to Chiharu. Smiling happily at his own intelligence, he casually reached for another album and flipped the book open.
Eriol, who was eyeing Yamazaki carefully, was clearly shock out of his skin as he could swear Yamazaki opened his eyes *wide* as he stared at the album.
Syaoran rolled his eyes as Yamazaki seemed to have been frozen in place.
Needless to say, Chiharu had found a way to get Yamazaki's photos.
== As the boys of Class 3-02 began filling in, each of them found, to their utmost horror, that the girls had taken all their photo albums of their own silly childhood.
Even after a huge rowing from the guys, the relentless girls had giggled all the way through the classes and had teased the scowling boys, who had snarled back.
Syaoran gritted his teeth as two passing female classmates made a comment on his naked butt when he was 2-year-old. Damn it! How can he let the girls get the better of them? Growling slightly, like a provoked grey wolf, Syaoran raked his brain for a nice revenge plan.
Smirking wildly now, he nodded his head and chuckled evilly as the plan began to unfold in his mind.
Ah, he thought to himself, it is payback time.
==
" Aww, come on, Syaoran. Make it fast! I need to get home to catch that Pokemon marathon on the TV!" Eriol grumbled.
The boys of Class 3-02 were now gathered in front of the school gate at 7pm. Syaoran had not mentioned anything to the boys and just told them it had something to do with a certain payback plot.
The rest of the boys nodded in agreement and shuffled their foot. Syaoran sighed and began, " Okay, guys. The girls had gone too far right now, so its payback time. What the girls did to us, we'll do it back to them. And eye for an eye."
A blond boy named Aikawa Hiroshi raised his hand and said, " You mean, we grab their albums too?"
Syaoran nodded and Eriol began to smile, " This will be so easy, man." Eriol commented, winking at Syaoran, who frowned at Eriol.
" They are not supposed to know, remember?" Syaoran hissed at Eriol who gasped and shut his mouth immediately.
When the other guys began to give him curious looks, Syaoran took a deep breath and began explaining the plan and what each guy is suppose to do. The guys listened very attentively and sometimes add a thought of their own.
Soon, the final decision for the whole revenge plan is decided and each boy knew his own duty. Syaoran smiled darkly and said, " Well, guys, due to this totally unforgivable doing of the girls, we have to throw aside all our grudges against each other and join together to fight this very war that we had meant to fight long ago: G--"
" Good against evil?" Yamazaki asked, smirking a little, " And you invite Eriol?"
Syaoran blinked owlishly and said, " Ah, no. Actually, I was going to say 'Girls Against Boys'."
==
For the next few days, the boys acted normally and go about their days calmly. They ignored the taunting girls and cool themselves down with the thoughts of revenge in a few days time.
Syaoran and Eriol, who were in charge of the Operation Snatching of Photos, had gotten the photo albums of most girls in the class.
There left only one more person to attack.
Kinomoto Sakura.
--
" Shh...Be quiet! Touya should be still awake, and that stuff toy is just upstairs."
" But, Syaoran, how did you know where the photo albums are? I mean you aren't here a lot of times...unless..."
"...J-Just shut it, Eriol!"
" Ooooo...my cute little descendant had tried to do something *naughty*!"
" I say shut it!"
There was a sudden thudding sound as someone began descending the stairs slowly. Syaoran and Eriol yelped silently and jumped behind the sofa.
The two boys, both dressed in their so call 'burglar' clothing (Which is actually just a black T-shirt and black pants with a black bandana), were currently in the house of the Card Mistress. Eriol had performed a charm to hid their own auras from Sakura and had sneak in through the kitchen window, which Syaoran had snapped open with his own sword. So far, they had tried not to use their own magic just in case Sakura detects it.
As Syaoran pulled his leg behind the sofa, Kinomoto Touya came trudging in. He was making this weird sound like a pig grunting, and was muttering something to himself.
Syaoran and Eriol held their breaths as Touya shuffled to the sofa and settle himself comfortably. He proceeded to reach for the remote control and switch the TV on.
Syaoran shut his eyes shut in frustration. Great. Now they might be stuck here for ages. Eyeing Eriol hesitantly, he leaned forward and whispered quietly into Eriol's ear.
" Let's try to crept out of the living room slowly."
Eriol lifted and eyebrow, looking around the room for a moment before shaking his head and whispered back, " Nope. Touya will see us."
Syaoran growled silently and hissed, " Then what?"
Eriol stuck his tongue out and thought for a moment before his face brightened and made a feather appear. Syaoran stared skeptically at Eriol as he flicked the feather a few times, as if testing it, and was clearly shock when Eriol suddenly whipped the feather onto his nose.
'No!' He thought to himself as his nose began to itch. 'Not-not now~!'
"Haaa...Haaa...AACChhhOOO!!!!!"
Touya froze as Syaoran let off a colossal sneeze and he turned slowly. Eriol's smiling face met him while Syaoran sighed as whipped his nose.
" Hiya Touya!" Eriol said.
--
After being threatened for a few times by Touya, Eriol manage to put in that the two of them were here for an alliance.
Touya lifted an eyebrow. " What alliance?"
Eriol smiled patiently and proceed to explain everything the girls of their class did and mostly what *his* innocent little sister had done. Syaoran could see Touya's face turned purple as Eriol explained away how Sakura had giggled and commented on Syaoran's cute little sexy butt many a time during class.
After explaining finish their crisis, Eriol proceed to convince Touya to help them out by asking this type of questions.
" Did Sakura did something terrible to you?"
And every time Eriol asked that question, Touya will put on a long- suffering look and starts to tell them about how his sister had stomp on his foot every morning, how his sister had always eat his desserts and how his sister had let that stuff animal pounce on him.
Eriol had nodded understandably as Touya let his misery out and had patted his arm consolingly. Eriol looked so...calm that Syaoran thought that Eriol might be a psychologist.
" Well, so you want payback?" Eriol asked.
Touya froze for a few minutes, weighing the possibilities as Eriol continue to ravel on about the boys helping, and the help from two magic users (Himself and Syaoran) and how his guardians will probably help them. Finally, Touya nodded slowly and Syaoran cheered silently. This will mean that the boys had a valuable ally that is very close to one of the unofficial leaders of the females.
Touya lifted an eyebrow as Eriol began smiling like a Cheshire Cat, " So what do you want me to do?"
" We are going for the 'an eye for an eye' tactic." Eriol stated clearly.
Touya's eyes brightened as the plan dawned onto him. Eriol's eyes sparkled mischievously as he bend down and said, " We got the albums for the other girls already. All we need now is Sakura's."
Touya smirked back and stood up.
" Oooo...this will be fun. Wait till you see Sakura's photos. Yukito had laughed his head off when he saw them!"
Eriol smiled with triumph written all over his face as Syaoran gave him thumbs up. Touya came back, carrying two thick folders. He chucked them into Syaoran arms and said proudly, " There is all Sakura's photo. Complete with the one she had flour all over her when she tried to help Dad in baking." Then he smirked, " Also contain one in which she had run riot around the house with nothing 'cept for a T-shirt on."
At this, Syaoran turned bright red and almost glowed in the dark. Glaring at Touya a little, Syaoran arrange the folders properly in his arms. Eriol smiled gratefully at Touya one more time before grinning, " Don't worry, Touya, the girls will get it!"
Touya nodded solemnly and said, " Good luck to you then."
The two boys escaped the house, not believing their own luck. Not only did they have Sakura's photos, they've even got the alliance of a valuable person.
Ooooo...Things *will* be very interesting...
==
On Thursday morning, the boys entered the classroom while eyeing meaningfully at each other. Some of them exchange smirks while others just grinned happily at the girls. The girls felt suspicious at the boys actions and soon enough, Tomoyo was sent to spy on them during break, where they had crowded around Eriol's desk.
Tomoyo tiptoed and felt her eyes widen as Eriol was showing around a photo of a little girl with dark locks of hair dancing around in a really silly looking dress.
A sharp gasp escaped Tomoyo's lips as she made a violent grab for the photo. Eriol smirked as he flicked the photo out of her reach and Tomoyo growled.
" Give it back, Eriol!"
Eriol shook his head childishly and pouted, " Nope! Nah. Ah. Ah!"
Tomoyo started growling fiercely when the other girls noticed the other guys slipping some photographs under their books. The girls had swiped the photos out and saw, to their uttermost dismay that the boys had gotten hold of their own embarrassing childhood pictures.
By now, the class was in complete disarray. The guys were laughing their heads off while the girls were seriously pissed off and stomping around, shrieking at the boys and snatching at every photo in sight.
Finally, Sakura found Syaoran smiling gleefully at her and had stomped up to him, her face flushing, as she knew which photo Syaoran was holding.
It was the photo of her running madly around the house with nothing except for a T-shirt on her. It was a really cute picture, safe for the fact that it is really embarrassing. Sakura snatched the photo right out of Syaoran's hand and screeched, " I'M GOING TO SENSEI!!!!!"
With that, she stomped off to the office, and Eriol and Syaoran followed hurriedly after her.
==
" SENSEI! I demand an apology from the boys!" Sakura yelled, stabbing a finger in Syaoran's face. " This is sexual harassment! Pure and simple!"
" No, sensei. It is really unfair," Syaoran cut in, " The girls had gotten all our own pictures and embarrassed us during and after class! That is sexual harassment too!"
Eriol pouted at Sakura, " Yeah, Sakura. It doesn't mean that only you girls get harassed. We can be sexually harassed too, you know!"
Tereda sensei nodded, a hint of amusement glinting in his eye as he said, " Yes, the boys and the girls both have fault in this incident. Therefore I shall not emit any punishments."
" But...they..." Sakura started, and then bit her lip before snarling at the two boys and stomped out of the staff room while Eriol and Syaoran laughed and did a high five.
" Good job, Eriol!" Syaoran said, grinning smugly. Eriol grinned back and then said, " Well, you do notice that the girls will strike back."
Syaoran nodded and grinned confidently, " Of course. The girls would jump off the cliff if Tomoyo or Sakura asked them to. But I got a feeling that we can go against them. Think you up for it?"
Eriol grinned evilly, " I'm born ready. Anyway, we can always think up a better revenge when the girls strike."
When the two boys returned to the class later on, the boys were gathered in one side of the class, whispering softly to themselves and occasionally sent verbal insults at the girls who were gathered at the other end of the class.
Safe for the frequent insults and some whisperings, the whole class was very quiet. The boys and the girls exchanged glares, threatening looks and snarls while the subject teacher hovered in the background, unsure of what to do.
The damage has been done. The battle had begun!
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The last sentence rhyme!
Anyway, hope u like it...it's rather silly...
Ah well, please review it, whether u like it or not. I just want to see what you people think about the story.
Review!
Anyway, hope you guys like this new story. I got the urge to write such a story after reading a Harry Potter fic! GO read it man. It's in my Favorite Stories. It is called 'Harry Potter and the Battle of Sexes' and it is damn funny!
Okay, enough of my crap. Let the Battle begin.
Mars Against Venus. By: XiaoBai
==
Chapter 1: Childhood Photos
==
It all started on a fine beautiful Monday morning in the Tomoeda High School. Syaoran was in a very good mood as he had woken up rather early and saw his own pot of peony he had imported from China blooming in the morning sun. Feeling totally mystified by the powers of nature, Syaoran walked into the classroom, still in awe at the blooming flowers and didn't seem to notice the unusual crowded class. It was only when he heard the squeals from some girls that he realized that something was amiss in Class 3-02. The class was half crowded with all the girls in the class, who were squealing at something that was on the table. This is highly unusual, as the girls don't usually arrive very early in the morning. Bursting with curiosity, Syaoran stood up and started edging towards the girls to avoid detection.
Slowly and quietly, Syaoran closed in on the girls and crane his neck to look over the heads of the girls.
'It's photo albums...' He thought to himself as he saw a very familiar looking book on the table. There were many other photo albums too and the girls were flipping at them, looking at the photos and giggling at every single picture.
Feeling even more curious, Syaoran reached forward and grabbed the photo album that is nearest to him and flipped it open. Then, he felt his jaw dropped as he stared at the photo in the album.
A scream rise up his throat and left his mouth.
" AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the girls in the class snapped their fingers into their ears as Syaoran screamed in a very girly sound as he stared at the photo album in his hands.
It was the photos of him during his childhood days. The photo album contained the very top-secret images of a 3-year-old Li Syaoran frolicking at the river, a very silly looking 5-year-old Li Syaoran with his face smudged with chocolate, a happy looking little Syaoran licking happily away at his chocolate ice cream while swinging on a rope swing and many more embarrassing pictures such as a picture of a naked 2-year-old Syaoran running out onto the grass with Wei chasing after him.
Syaoran felt his voice leave him as a very, very hot sensation crept up onto his cheeks, ears and neck.
" HOLY CRAP! SAKURA!!!" Syaoran hollered, causing the girls to push their fingers into their ears again. Syaoran spun around and glared at the nervous looking emerald-eyed girl who laughed nervously and stared guiltily at her boyfriend.
" Uh. Ohayo, Syaoran-kun...Uh...I actually wanted to return the albums to you, but Tomoyo-chan said that maybe we should get the children photos of the boys in class and look at them..." Sakura began to falter at the frightening looking Syaoran was giving her.
It was only this time when Eriol and Yamazaki choose to walk into the class, laughing together and talking. Eriol was the first to notice the strange behaviour of the class and an eyebrow began to rise.
" What is going on here?" He asked slowly. Then, noticing the photo albums on the table, he went up to the table and flipped open one of the albums.
The whole class became silent as Eriol stared at the photos for a minute before slamming their hands to their ears as Eriol let off an ear-piercing shriek.
" HHHOOLLYYY CCRRAAAPPP!!!!!!! TTOOOMMMOOOYYOOO!!!!!!!"
Tomoyo smiled uneasily as Eriol turned and gave her a dead glare. He stared accusingly at her and said, " You promise you won't show, Tomoyo! How can you...how can you show them the cutest moments of my childhood life! How can you?" He began wailing about the total injustice of the world and the universe as Syaoran reached over and grabbed photo album. He looked at the photo for a moment before he began snorting and soon, was laughing like a crazy man.
The very picture that sent Syaoran into a fit of laughter is a picture of an extremely chibi looking Eriol who was sticking his tongue out and making really silly faces. My, the faces he made! You wouldn't think *he* was the one making those faces.
Eriol scowled at Syaoran, and grabbed his album back, holding it protectively to his chest and glaring at everyone as if daring him or her to come near him.
Yamazaki was highly amused with this whole incident. He wasn't worried, as he knew that he didn't lend his own photo album to Chiharu. Smiling happily at his own intelligence, he casually reached for another album and flipped the book open.
Eriol, who was eyeing Yamazaki carefully, was clearly shock out of his skin as he could swear Yamazaki opened his eyes *wide* as he stared at the album.
Syaoran rolled his eyes as Yamazaki seemed to have been frozen in place.
Needless to say, Chiharu had found a way to get Yamazaki's photos.
== As the boys of Class 3-02 began filling in, each of them found, to their utmost horror, that the girls had taken all their photo albums of their own silly childhood.
Even after a huge rowing from the guys, the relentless girls had giggled all the way through the classes and had teased the scowling boys, who had snarled back.
Syaoran gritted his teeth as two passing female classmates made a comment on his naked butt when he was 2-year-old. Damn it! How can he let the girls get the better of them? Growling slightly, like a provoked grey wolf, Syaoran raked his brain for a nice revenge plan.
Smirking wildly now, he nodded his head and chuckled evilly as the plan began to unfold in his mind.
Ah, he thought to himself, it is payback time.
==
" Aww, come on, Syaoran. Make it fast! I need to get home to catch that Pokemon marathon on the TV!" Eriol grumbled.
The boys of Class 3-02 were now gathered in front of the school gate at 7pm. Syaoran had not mentioned anything to the boys and just told them it had something to do with a certain payback plot.
The rest of the boys nodded in agreement and shuffled their foot. Syaoran sighed and began, " Okay, guys. The girls had gone too far right now, so its payback time. What the girls did to us, we'll do it back to them. And eye for an eye."
A blond boy named Aikawa Hiroshi raised his hand and said, " You mean, we grab their albums too?"
Syaoran nodded and Eriol began to smile, " This will be so easy, man." Eriol commented, winking at Syaoran, who frowned at Eriol.
" They are not supposed to know, remember?" Syaoran hissed at Eriol who gasped and shut his mouth immediately.
When the other guys began to give him curious looks, Syaoran took a deep breath and began explaining the plan and what each guy is suppose to do. The guys listened very attentively and sometimes add a thought of their own.
Soon, the final decision for the whole revenge plan is decided and each boy knew his own duty. Syaoran smiled darkly and said, " Well, guys, due to this totally unforgivable doing of the girls, we have to throw aside all our grudges against each other and join together to fight this very war that we had meant to fight long ago: G--"
" Good against evil?" Yamazaki asked, smirking a little, " And you invite Eriol?"
Syaoran blinked owlishly and said, " Ah, no. Actually, I was going to say 'Girls Against Boys'."
==
For the next few days, the boys acted normally and go about their days calmly. They ignored the taunting girls and cool themselves down with the thoughts of revenge in a few days time.
Syaoran and Eriol, who were in charge of the Operation Snatching of Photos, had gotten the photo albums of most girls in the class.
There left only one more person to attack.
Kinomoto Sakura.
--
" Shh...Be quiet! Touya should be still awake, and that stuff toy is just upstairs."
" But, Syaoran, how did you know where the photo albums are? I mean you aren't here a lot of times...unless..."
"...J-Just shut it, Eriol!"
" Ooooo...my cute little descendant had tried to do something *naughty*!"
" I say shut it!"
There was a sudden thudding sound as someone began descending the stairs slowly. Syaoran and Eriol yelped silently and jumped behind the sofa.
The two boys, both dressed in their so call 'burglar' clothing (Which is actually just a black T-shirt and black pants with a black bandana), were currently in the house of the Card Mistress. Eriol had performed a charm to hid their own auras from Sakura and had sneak in through the kitchen window, which Syaoran had snapped open with his own sword. So far, they had tried not to use their own magic just in case Sakura detects it.
As Syaoran pulled his leg behind the sofa, Kinomoto Touya came trudging in. He was making this weird sound like a pig grunting, and was muttering something to himself.
Syaoran and Eriol held their breaths as Touya shuffled to the sofa and settle himself comfortably. He proceeded to reach for the remote control and switch the TV on.
Syaoran shut his eyes shut in frustration. Great. Now they might be stuck here for ages. Eyeing Eriol hesitantly, he leaned forward and whispered quietly into Eriol's ear.
" Let's try to crept out of the living room slowly."
Eriol lifted and eyebrow, looking around the room for a moment before shaking his head and whispered back, " Nope. Touya will see us."
Syaoran growled silently and hissed, " Then what?"
Eriol stuck his tongue out and thought for a moment before his face brightened and made a feather appear. Syaoran stared skeptically at Eriol as he flicked the feather a few times, as if testing it, and was clearly shock when Eriol suddenly whipped the feather onto his nose.
'No!' He thought to himself as his nose began to itch. 'Not-not now~!'
"Haaa...Haaa...AACChhhOOO!!!!!"
Touya froze as Syaoran let off a colossal sneeze and he turned slowly. Eriol's smiling face met him while Syaoran sighed as whipped his nose.
" Hiya Touya!" Eriol said.
--
After being threatened for a few times by Touya, Eriol manage to put in that the two of them were here for an alliance.
Touya lifted an eyebrow. " What alliance?"
Eriol smiled patiently and proceed to explain everything the girls of their class did and mostly what *his* innocent little sister had done. Syaoran could see Touya's face turned purple as Eriol explained away how Sakura had giggled and commented on Syaoran's cute little sexy butt many a time during class.
After explaining finish their crisis, Eriol proceed to convince Touya to help them out by asking this type of questions.
" Did Sakura did something terrible to you?"
And every time Eriol asked that question, Touya will put on a long- suffering look and starts to tell them about how his sister had stomp on his foot every morning, how his sister had always eat his desserts and how his sister had let that stuff animal pounce on him.
Eriol had nodded understandably as Touya let his misery out and had patted his arm consolingly. Eriol looked so...calm that Syaoran thought that Eriol might be a psychologist.
" Well, so you want payback?" Eriol asked.
Touya froze for a few minutes, weighing the possibilities as Eriol continue to ravel on about the boys helping, and the help from two magic users (Himself and Syaoran) and how his guardians will probably help them. Finally, Touya nodded slowly and Syaoran cheered silently. This will mean that the boys had a valuable ally that is very close to one of the unofficial leaders of the females.
Touya lifted an eyebrow as Eriol began smiling like a Cheshire Cat, " So what do you want me to do?"
" We are going for the 'an eye for an eye' tactic." Eriol stated clearly.
Touya's eyes brightened as the plan dawned onto him. Eriol's eyes sparkled mischievously as he bend down and said, " We got the albums for the other girls already. All we need now is Sakura's."
Touya smirked back and stood up.
" Oooo...this will be fun. Wait till you see Sakura's photos. Yukito had laughed his head off when he saw them!"
Eriol smiled with triumph written all over his face as Syaoran gave him thumbs up. Touya came back, carrying two thick folders. He chucked them into Syaoran arms and said proudly, " There is all Sakura's photo. Complete with the one she had flour all over her when she tried to help Dad in baking." Then he smirked, " Also contain one in which she had run riot around the house with nothing 'cept for a T-shirt on."
At this, Syaoran turned bright red and almost glowed in the dark. Glaring at Touya a little, Syaoran arrange the folders properly in his arms. Eriol smiled gratefully at Touya one more time before grinning, " Don't worry, Touya, the girls will get it!"
Touya nodded solemnly and said, " Good luck to you then."
The two boys escaped the house, not believing their own luck. Not only did they have Sakura's photos, they've even got the alliance of a valuable person.
Ooooo...Things *will* be very interesting...
==
On Thursday morning, the boys entered the classroom while eyeing meaningfully at each other. Some of them exchange smirks while others just grinned happily at the girls. The girls felt suspicious at the boys actions and soon enough, Tomoyo was sent to spy on them during break, where they had crowded around Eriol's desk.
Tomoyo tiptoed and felt her eyes widen as Eriol was showing around a photo of a little girl with dark locks of hair dancing around in a really silly looking dress.
A sharp gasp escaped Tomoyo's lips as she made a violent grab for the photo. Eriol smirked as he flicked the photo out of her reach and Tomoyo growled.
" Give it back, Eriol!"
Eriol shook his head childishly and pouted, " Nope! Nah. Ah. Ah!"
Tomoyo started growling fiercely when the other girls noticed the other guys slipping some photographs under their books. The girls had swiped the photos out and saw, to their uttermost dismay that the boys had gotten hold of their own embarrassing childhood pictures.
By now, the class was in complete disarray. The guys were laughing their heads off while the girls were seriously pissed off and stomping around, shrieking at the boys and snatching at every photo in sight.
Finally, Sakura found Syaoran smiling gleefully at her and had stomped up to him, her face flushing, as she knew which photo Syaoran was holding.
It was the photo of her running madly around the house with nothing except for a T-shirt on her. It was a really cute picture, safe for the fact that it is really embarrassing. Sakura snatched the photo right out of Syaoran's hand and screeched, " I'M GOING TO SENSEI!!!!!"
With that, she stomped off to the office, and Eriol and Syaoran followed hurriedly after her.
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" SENSEI! I demand an apology from the boys!" Sakura yelled, stabbing a finger in Syaoran's face. " This is sexual harassment! Pure and simple!"
" No, sensei. It is really unfair," Syaoran cut in, " The girls had gotten all our own pictures and embarrassed us during and after class! That is sexual harassment too!"
Eriol pouted at Sakura, " Yeah, Sakura. It doesn't mean that only you girls get harassed. We can be sexually harassed too, you know!"
Tereda sensei nodded, a hint of amusement glinting in his eye as he said, " Yes, the boys and the girls both have fault in this incident. Therefore I shall not emit any punishments."
" But...they..." Sakura started, and then bit her lip before snarling at the two boys and stomped out of the staff room while Eriol and Syaoran laughed and did a high five.
" Good job, Eriol!" Syaoran said, grinning smugly. Eriol grinned back and then said, " Well, you do notice that the girls will strike back."
Syaoran nodded and grinned confidently, " Of course. The girls would jump off the cliff if Tomoyo or Sakura asked them to. But I got a feeling that we can go against them. Think you up for it?"
Eriol grinned evilly, " I'm born ready. Anyway, we can always think up a better revenge when the girls strike."
When the two boys returned to the class later on, the boys were gathered in one side of the class, whispering softly to themselves and occasionally sent verbal insults at the girls who were gathered at the other end of the class.
Safe for the frequent insults and some whisperings, the whole class was very quiet. The boys and the girls exchanged glares, threatening looks and snarls while the subject teacher hovered in the background, unsure of what to do.
The damage has been done. The battle had begun!
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The last sentence rhyme!
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