Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter and characters in the series only in my dreams. And those are the good ones.

A/N: Hermione is a little, ok a lot, out of character but it should still be fun.

A/N 2: This is actually the second time I'm posting this fic . I've fixed the format and some minor errors. Thanks to my reviewers the first time 'round Rawhide and fifespice.


Hermione: Ginny! I was looking everywhere for you! What are you doing?

Ginny: Watching.

Hermione: Watching what?

Ginny: Over there. By the bushes.

Hermione: Umm… What is it?

Ginny: As far as I can tell its two people snogging the daylights out of each other.

Hermione: Hey! Now that you mention it I can make out a hand. Oh look ,there's a shoe!

Ginny: I can see a ring. It looks like a sna…

Hermione: Oh my gosh! That's Zabini's ring!

Ginny: You mean Blaise?

Hermione: Yeah whatever .He wears that thing everywhere. It's probably a family heirloom. Absolutely beautiful. I wonder…

Ginny: Hermione! Stop babbling .I'm trying to figure out who he's snogging.

Hermione: I dunno .But they've got black hair.

Ginny: And they've got on quidditch robes.

Hermione: I'm pretty sure I saw a flash of green .Yup! Green eyes.

Ginny: Hmm…that's interesting. It's a boy

Hermione: Really? Didn't know Zabini swung that way.

Ginny: Oh, he'll follow his latest fancy any way.

Hermione: Who could it be?

Ginny: Look! That person's got on a quidditch cup ring

Hermione: But Gryffindor is the only house that's won the quidditch cup in 8 years.

(A/N: I don't really know if that's true but it fits in here)

Ginny: Oh my God! I think I know who it is.

Hermione: Really Gin? Who is it? Come on tell me.

Ginny: Umm…well…It's Harry.

"…"

Ginny: Hermione! You didn't have to faint!

"…"

grunt

Ginny: Gods, you're heavy

grunt

Ginny: Oi! Harry! Zabini! Gimme a hand.

Harry: Um…Gin…I…

Ginny: Save it, Harry. I knew you were gay before you did.

Harry: Oh

chuckle

Harry: What are you laughing at Zabini?

Blaise: Um… nothing love. Did you need something Ginny?

Ginny: Yeah. Could you two strapping lads take my friend to the hospital wing please

giggle

Blaise: Anything for a pretty little thing like you

Harry: Hey, Ginny stop flirting with my boyfriend!

chuckle

chuckle

pout

Finite Incantatem


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