Super Smash Stories

by Pikfan

A parody of nursery rhymes and movies. A character could be used more than once, so there will be a lot of chapters. I sorta revised those stories a little.

1. Three little Pichus n' the big bad Ganon

Super Smash Stories!

This is the first story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Brothers.

The Three Little Pichus and the Big Bad Ganondorf!

Once apon a time, there was three little rats. One was named Pluse, one was named Minus, and one was named Pichu. They want to live on they're own. So the asked their mom for some money. But she only gave them $500. Pluse and Minus groaned, but Pichu was the smart one. He saved $800,000 dollars from collage while the others spend on stupid stuff like a square volleyball from Dr. Mario.

So Pluse have enough money to buy a house of straw (or steal one from a horse.), Minus have enough money to buy a house of sticks (or chop down a tree.), and Pichu is making a small mansion made of bricks.

Months later after finishing their houses, some weird and random stranger went to the Pichus' house to talk to their father and mother. "Can I help you, sir?" Peach asked. "Yes, my name is Ganondorf. I'm looking for a Pluse and Minus. They skipped school for three weeks now," he said. "I'm there dead-mother. They are now out of the town to build houses of their own (sniff). They grow up so fast," she said.

6 hours later, Ganondorf finally found the three Pichu brother's houses, but they weren't here at the moment. So he sat and waits.

4 hour later, they finally came. "Okay, that's it. No more beating up Chuck E. Cheese, or else we will be banned again," Pichu said. "Yeah, but it was funny," Pluse said. Then they saw Ganondorf by their houses, sleeping with a live chicken in his mouth. "Dude, that's disgusting! Wait…Mr. Ganon!!" Minus said. Sorry, I was a sleep and hungry. Good thing I have three little Pichus before me," he said drooling.

So the three ran into their houses. But Ganondorf used his purple punch thingy on the straw and stick house. But broke his hand on the third house. "Ha-ha! You're a loser!" Pluse and Minus said. "What happened to that 'Not by the hair of my chiny chin-chin' line?" Pichu asked. You should have read the title thing.

Ganondorf then came back with a Starman, ate it, and then punched the big brick house. Luckily the Pichus were smart, so they shocked him, and send him back to Hyrule.

Please R/R. If you do that, you can give me ideas for any story with SSB characters. See you soon.