i dont own zelda, nor any of the characters. "i love gigantic boobs" is a fake title of a non
exisiting song
this is just a stupid story, if you can call it that.
deku-link wandered about clock town. he came across the laughing pair of idiots.
deku-link walked over to the juggling idiots. he pushed one of them down.
"gee,thanks," the other one said,"asshole!"
deku-link them them the finger. he continued on until he heard this awful music playing on a boom
boxed, manned by a burley looking man, who stared at the redheaded dancers wearing white. "this music sucks!"
deku-link told the man."can you change it?"
"no," he said,"i like to watch them,"
"change it!"
"hell no, you brat!" he flicked his cigarette at deku- link, who realized he was flammable.
"you dumb bastard!" deku-link snarled ,leaping on him.
a brief scuffling is heard, followed by grunts.the crappy music is replaced with rap music.
the red-headed dancers turned into fly girls with extra-big booties. deku-link skipped over and groped
one ass. the next music thats played is the "i love gigantic boobs!"
the dancers start dancing in time to the music. they wiggled their huge, tight asses."sparky!" yelled
one dancer." attack this pervert!"
sparky bounded over and attacked link."no...get the hell out of here, you mutt!" sparky lifted a hind leg.
"bad dog! oh no, you're not going to wet me,"deku-link pushed the dog off him and ran up a tree.
sparky ran around in circles and yapped. he put his front paws on the tree. "bad dog! sit!"
the dancers snickered at deku-link's pedicament. NEVER touch a lady's body without her permission!
no means no! she'll never want anything to do with you! and for all you men reading this, heed the dancer's words.
deku-link hung out at the telescope place until the old man asked him if he wanted to look in there.
"hell yeah!" deku-link said. he looked all over the place until the skull kid noticed someone spying on him.
"hey, what the-?" he bent over and dropped his pants.He mooned deku-link. since he was on top of the clock tower,
everyone saw him,"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"rocks pelted him. one particularly heavy rock clocked him on the head. he fell off the tower. deku-link
ran over and kicked skull kid. "steal MY horse will you!" deku-link kicked him again." steal MY ocarina
will you!"he took a pair of jumper cables and attached them to the skull kid's groin. "this will
wake you up!"
sparky bounded over, sniffed at the unconcious skull kid, circled him, then lifted a hind leg.
deku-link cracked up. deku-link heard the skull kid stirring. he was still laughing at sparky,
who was still peeing. the skull kid, however, dreamed he was in an ocean, with sharks biting
his crotch. he woke up to find some dog taking a piss on him! "this is your idea of revenge, isn't it?"
he asked deku-link.
"it suits me just fine," deku-link paused between giggles,"though it's more creative than kicking
your ass,"
"ill make a deal with you. let me live, and ill give you your horse back, however it isnt normal
to spank animals for excitement,"
"well, when im older, im so damn hot i can get away with anything, including wearing a dress and
spanking horses," deku-link said, all pimp style.
"can you do me a favor? can you take these jumper cables off my balls?"
"you got some funny-looking nuts!" deku-link said.
"get out of here ,you fruit!" yelled the skull kid. he ripped off deku-link's clothes. "ha!ha! NOW who's
got funny-looking balls!"
"gimme that, you prick!" deku-link said, snatching the mask off the skull kid's face to cover it up.
the skull kid who stole the ocarina was ran over by a laughing maniac wearing green, riding
a horse with a white mane and short tail.
exisiting song
this is just a stupid story, if you can call it that.
deku-link wandered about clock town. he came across the laughing pair of idiots.
deku-link walked over to the juggling idiots. he pushed one of them down.
"gee,thanks," the other one said,"asshole!"
deku-link them them the finger. he continued on until he heard this awful music playing on a boom
boxed, manned by a burley looking man, who stared at the redheaded dancers wearing white. "this music sucks!"
deku-link told the man."can you change it?"
"no," he said,"i like to watch them,"
"change it!"
"hell no, you brat!" he flicked his cigarette at deku- link, who realized he was flammable.
"you dumb bastard!" deku-link snarled ,leaping on him.
a brief scuffling is heard, followed by grunts.the crappy music is replaced with rap music.
the red-headed dancers turned into fly girls with extra-big booties. deku-link skipped over and groped
one ass. the next music thats played is the "i love gigantic boobs!"
the dancers start dancing in time to the music. they wiggled their huge, tight asses."sparky!" yelled
one dancer." attack this pervert!"
sparky bounded over and attacked link."no...get the hell out of here, you mutt!" sparky lifted a hind leg.
"bad dog! oh no, you're not going to wet me,"deku-link pushed the dog off him and ran up a tree.
sparky ran around in circles and yapped. he put his front paws on the tree. "bad dog! sit!"
the dancers snickered at deku-link's pedicament. NEVER touch a lady's body without her permission!
no means no! she'll never want anything to do with you! and for all you men reading this, heed the dancer's words.
deku-link hung out at the telescope place until the old man asked him if he wanted to look in there.
"hell yeah!" deku-link said. he looked all over the place until the skull kid noticed someone spying on him.
"hey, what the-?" he bent over and dropped his pants.He mooned deku-link. since he was on top of the clock tower,
everyone saw him,"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"rocks pelted him. one particularly heavy rock clocked him on the head. he fell off the tower. deku-link
ran over and kicked skull kid. "steal MY horse will you!" deku-link kicked him again." steal MY ocarina
will you!"he took a pair of jumper cables and attached them to the skull kid's groin. "this will
wake you up!"
sparky bounded over, sniffed at the unconcious skull kid, circled him, then lifted a hind leg.
deku-link cracked up. deku-link heard the skull kid stirring. he was still laughing at sparky,
who was still peeing. the skull kid, however, dreamed he was in an ocean, with sharks biting
his crotch. he woke up to find some dog taking a piss on him! "this is your idea of revenge, isn't it?"
he asked deku-link.
"it suits me just fine," deku-link paused between giggles,"though it's more creative than kicking
your ass,"
"ill make a deal with you. let me live, and ill give you your horse back, however it isnt normal
to spank animals for excitement,"
"well, when im older, im so damn hot i can get away with anything, including wearing a dress and
spanking horses," deku-link said, all pimp style.
"can you do me a favor? can you take these jumper cables off my balls?"
"you got some funny-looking nuts!" deku-link said.
"get out of here ,you fruit!" yelled the skull kid. he ripped off deku-link's clothes. "ha!ha! NOW who's
got funny-looking balls!"
"gimme that, you prick!" deku-link said, snatching the mask off the skull kid's face to cover it up.
the skull kid who stole the ocarina was ran over by a laughing maniac wearing green, riding
a horse with a white mane and short tail.