Oh My God They Killed Bentley!, a Sly Cooper + South Park Crossover fanfic

A/N: Disclaimer I do not own Sly Cooper or that line Kyle says when Kenny dies is South Park! I was bored and I just saw 11:00 worth of Kenny deaths.

Round 1

Sly, Murray, and Bentley all stared at the angry beast. Nobody knew what it was but they knew it was dangerous.

"Look out for that thing!" Sly said cowardly.

Bentley rolled his eyes. "Thanks for the tip captain obvious."

The beast reached over and cut the turtle in two, leaving all the blood left behind.

Murray turned over to Sly. "Oh my God, it killed Bentley!"

Sly pointed at the beast. "YOU BASTARD!"

Fatality

Round 2

Penelope was fighting Bentley with her new giant fighting robot she had just built. Bentley had another giant robot he was using against her.

"TIME TO DIE BENTLEY!"

Sly and Murray just sat and watched the two battle. Penelope soon blew up Bentley into bits with her battle gun attached to her bot.

Murray pointed at Penelope. "Oh my God, she killed Bentley!"

"YOU BASTARD!" Sly exclaimed.

Fatality

Round 3

The gang was all playing a video game together. Sly and Murray accidently hit the "self destruct" button on Bentley's wheelchair. Bentley's blood and guts covered the floor.

Murray stared at the ground with shock. "Oh my God, we killed Bentley!"

Sly sighed. "We're bastards."

Fatality

Final Round

The gang had just finished the final boss Dr. M, who maracuasly came back to life. It was a long and bloody battle, but the gang managed it pretty well.

"Looks like we showed him." Murray bragged.

"Yeah, and Bentley didn't die this time!" Sly added.

"Yeah!" Bentley exclaimed.

Before everyone's eyes, Bentley started to swell like a balloon. He got so large that he exploded. Little turtle bits covered the ground.

"Dam it Sly!" Bentley screeched before exploding.

"Looks like we're all bastards!" Sly teased.

"Yeah, that's too bad." Murray added. And they all went back to Paris.

Fatality

THE END

A/N: Completely random. Why would Bentley have a self destruct on his wheelchair? Cause he's CAZY! Anyways, I got this idea from South Park and I also found Bentley rymes with Kenny! Neat huh?