THE MIDGET
This book deals alot with fascinating little creatures called midgets. Midgets are small creatures that were quite common back in 1930 (or as J.R.R Tolkien reffers to it "the day"). These creatures lived in a small peice of land commonlly known as knoxville, Tennessee. These creatures were very lazy and spent all there time sprawled out on theyre portches drinking or getting high. One such midget was called Bimbo bigenns. Bimbo was the most respected of all the drunken midgets because he won a burping contest two weeks ago. Bimbo (who was commonlly known to his friends as "Brent") had spent all his life in knoxville and whenever asked where he was from would calmly reply "Im from knoxville, kiss my white ass!!!!!". Brent loved to eat bags of chips and drink diet coke. Brent was running low on these two products and at this time was thinking of a way to get more. Brent like the rest of the midgets hated all people that werent like them and also hated to leave Knoxville. This peice has given you a small introduction about the behaviour of drunken midgets from knoxville.
One day as Bimbo was walking through Knoxville he suddenlly heard someone scream "BRENT!!!!!!". He quicklly turned to find gandorf standing right behind him. Gandorf was a particularlly anoiying midget that spent all his time blowing smoke rings from joints and immagining that they were different colored and would fly where he wanted them to. Anyways back to the story, Brent was very irritated at Gandorf for startling him like that and threatened to beat him to a bloody pulp. In reply to this Gandorf mearlly asked where Brent was from, brent immediatelly grew irritated from this and told Gandorf to get to the point. To this Gandorf replyed, me and some guys from cookesville are gonna go on an adventure and......, hey wait a minute arent you from cookesville, Brent? Dont make me beat you to a bloody pulp, Brent replyed. Well anyways we're fixing to go on an adventure and we wanted to know if you wanted to come? No i dont wanna go on one of your stupid adventures gandorf, Brent said. But brent, i heard you were running low on chips and diet coke, and if you go on an adventure with us you might help us find the treasure and use your share to buy as much chips and diet coke as you want. This last phrase Brent liked, He knew he was unemployed and couldnt get any money any other way than this "adventure" so he decided to go.
Early the next morning Gandorf and the ten Cooksvillers came by Brents house at 5:00 am. Lazily Brent answered the door and to his surprise found 10 ugly little bearded knoxvillian midgets standing at the door. I am Bruce send one, and I am Bryce said another, I am Steve said a third, evventually all of them went through theyre names which ended up being, Bruce, Bryce, Steve, Studlley, Abner, Moses, Lechner, Ichabod, Cemore, And Charles. The cooksvillers burst into Brents home and started raiding his refrigerator and pantries for food they might be able to eat. Brent immediatelly put a stop to this by threatening to beat them to bloody pulps. He should them all out of his home and started walking away, the cooksvilleians started to follow him, and so started the exciting prelogue to the infamous book "lord of the bruskis".
This book deals alot with fascinating little creatures called midgets. Midgets are small creatures that were quite common back in 1930 (or as J.R.R Tolkien reffers to it "the day"). These creatures lived in a small peice of land commonlly known as knoxville, Tennessee. These creatures were very lazy and spent all there time sprawled out on theyre portches drinking or getting high. One such midget was called Bimbo bigenns. Bimbo was the most respected of all the drunken midgets because he won a burping contest two weeks ago. Bimbo (who was commonlly known to his friends as "Brent") had spent all his life in knoxville and whenever asked where he was from would calmly reply "Im from knoxville, kiss my white ass!!!!!". Brent loved to eat bags of chips and drink diet coke. Brent was running low on these two products and at this time was thinking of a way to get more. Brent like the rest of the midgets hated all people that werent like them and also hated to leave Knoxville. This peice has given you a small introduction about the behaviour of drunken midgets from knoxville.
One day as Bimbo was walking through Knoxville he suddenlly heard someone scream "BRENT!!!!!!". He quicklly turned to find gandorf standing right behind him. Gandorf was a particularlly anoiying midget that spent all his time blowing smoke rings from joints and immagining that they were different colored and would fly where he wanted them to. Anyways back to the story, Brent was very irritated at Gandorf for startling him like that and threatened to beat him to a bloody pulp. In reply to this Gandorf mearlly asked where Brent was from, brent immediatelly grew irritated from this and told Gandorf to get to the point. To this Gandorf replyed, me and some guys from cookesville are gonna go on an adventure and......, hey wait a minute arent you from cookesville, Brent? Dont make me beat you to a bloody pulp, Brent replyed. Well anyways we're fixing to go on an adventure and we wanted to know if you wanted to come? No i dont wanna go on one of your stupid adventures gandorf, Brent said. But brent, i heard you were running low on chips and diet coke, and if you go on an adventure with us you might help us find the treasure and use your share to buy as much chips and diet coke as you want. This last phrase Brent liked, He knew he was unemployed and couldnt get any money any other way than this "adventure" so he decided to go.
Early the next morning Gandorf and the ten Cooksvillers came by Brents house at 5:00 am. Lazily Brent answered the door and to his surprise found 10 ugly little bearded knoxvillian midgets standing at the door. I am Bruce send one, and I am Bryce said another, I am Steve said a third, evventually all of them went through theyre names which ended up being, Bruce, Bryce, Steve, Studlley, Abner, Moses, Lechner, Ichabod, Cemore, And Charles. The cooksvillers burst into Brents home and started raiding his refrigerator and pantries for food they might be able to eat. Brent immediatelly put a stop to this by threatening to beat them to bloody pulps. He should them all out of his home and started walking away, the cooksvilleians started to follow him, and so started the exciting prelogue to the infamous book "lord of the bruskis".