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Author's Note: Hey Klainebows! This is my first fanfiction of KLAINE. I love them so much that I have many ideas about them. I love them so much. Blaine and Kurt forever! The first chapters are derived a little from the real Glee but by Chapter 6, it's a pure my ideas. Any suggestions, please put in the reviews. I love them. Enjoy the story.
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Chapter 1 He is My Teenage Dream
Kurt's POV
"Nice outfit, Kurt!" Mercedes exclaimed.
"Thanks! Yours is better than mine!" I said "Well, we are the fashion queens of this school"
Then as we were rounding a corner. Karofsky and is friends are walking, with slushies in there hands.
"Oh no! Not my guc-" I didn't even get to finish a sentence. Mercedes and I are drenched with blueberry slushies. Oh great...now were the fashion queens of Alaska.
"Hey Lady and the Black! Nice outfits!" Karofsky howled throughout the hallway.
"Well, looks like were going to be late for class again." Mercedes sighed.
I sighed. I, Kurt Hummel, is being bullied by a Neanderthal. Why? I have no idea whatsoever. But, I'm pretty sure, it is about the gay thing. Just because I'm openly gay doesn't mean I'm different right? WRONG! Everyone in this school treats me as a different person because of that reason. That is why all my outfits are slushiefied and now, We're going to be late for glee club.
I hate Karofsky. He has a mind of baboon. No, an ant. NO, an amoeba. I really sometimes want to just kick the crap out of the guy. He always hurts me, emotionally and physically. The guy is a jerk and complete Neanderthal. Ugh...I wish he could just leave me alone.
"I need a day spa! STAT!" I screamed. Mercedes and I ran for the nearest rest room.
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"Guys, your late!" Mr. Schuester said as Mercedes and I entered, 20 minutes late.
"Sorry, Mr. Schue!" both of us said apologetically.
"You guys get slushied again?" Rachel asked.
"Yup, no surprise anymore." I answered.
"Just take your seats you guys. I was telling the club our competition for Sectionals this year."
Mercedes and I walked fast and sat at the very back.
"Alright, let me repeat what I said. First, let's welcome back again, Noah Puckerman." We all clapped for Puck returning, though the guy still scares me. I mean hello...Juvi?
"I hope you learned your lesson, Puck , from right and wrong." Mr. Schue added.
Puck laughes. "Are you kidding me? I ruled Juvi, all I did was crack skulls and lift weights for my guns." He raised his arms and started to flex his muscles. I can't lie that those muscles weren't hot.
"Well, whatever Puck. Next, I have here our competition for Sectionals." He raised a sheet of paper and all of us are eagerly listening to whose butts we are going to kick.
"First, we have the acapella choir from the all boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers."
Woah, an acapella group? An ALL BOY SCHOOL? Warblers? They must be pretty intense.
"Okay...hold up...like a million awesome gay jokes pop in my head." Santana whispered loudly to Britney.
BITCH I thought. She knows this will hurt me. Stupid Latina oversexed teenager. I just gave her THE look.
"...And the other team to beat is the Hipsters. A first year club from the worn town ship program. They are a glee composed of entirely of elderly people of high school GEDs."
All of us were confused. I mean, old people. We are going to compete with old people?
"Is that legal?" Rachel asked confusely.
"How are we suppose to compete with adorable old people?" Mercedes added.
" Are you kidding?" Puck answered "We're gonna break their bones. Give those old ladies a pat in the rear and it will shatter their pelvis." A lot of us agreed. Including moi.
"Okay, guys moving on," Mr. Schue intervened and taking his glasses off. He is much hotter without those glasses. Makes him look like an old guy with overly-gelled hair. Oh God, I'm turning into Sue...
"To get you guys jazzed up for sectionals, I wanna make this week, our second annual boys vs. girls tournament. So, split yourself into two groups and talk about what songs your going to sing."
All of us stood up and I made my way to the girls group, my possy, my ladie-
"Kurt, gonna say it again. BOYS team!" Mr. Schue said without even looking at me.
I turned around and gave him the look again. Sigh, the boys group again... This really is a waste of my talent.
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As I was walking in the hallway after that unreasonable glee club meeting, I went to get my French books from my locker. I love French. it relaxes me and it feels so moy bien.
As I was getting near my locker, I was pushed into the lockers by none other than the Neanderthal president, Dave Karofsky.
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" I shouted at the Neanderthal who was walking as if nothing happened.
"Woah...You talking back to me?" Karofsky turned around and slowly walked towards me. "You want a piece of the Furry?"
"The Furry?" Really? The Furry? Yup, I'm positive, HE is a Neanderthal. I raised an eyebrow at him.
"Its the name of my fist!"
"Well, with that level of creativity you can easily become the assistant manager of a wintering plant."
Seriously...The Furry? Even I can think of a better name than that.
"I don't know what that is, but if I found out that its bad. The Furry is going to find you." the Neanderthal looks at me dead in the eye and then slams "The Furry" into the locker.
Even with my comments, I can't help but feel very terrified and breathless and only now did I noticed that I was shaking. Plus, I can't move...
I closed my eyes and breathe slowly and when I opened them, I saw Mr. Schue looking at me worriedly. Next thing I knew we were in his office.
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"Is there anything I can do?" Mr. Schue asked very worriedly ask he offered me tea.
I looked at him with this look of no-you-can't-help-me-and-neither-can-tea-help-me, with my fingers all over my face.
I sighed "No, this my hell to climb alone." Tea can't help me but I took the cup of tea.
Mr. Schue sighed and said "Can I be honest? I think its getting to you. Usually, this stuff rolls right of your back. But lately you became belligerent, angry, pushing people away..."
I quickly interved, not wanting to hear what else he can say about me this past few weeks.
"Can I be honest with you? You like everyone else in this school are too quick to let homophobia slide. Plus, your lesson plans are boring and repetitive," I can't help but not add that last comment.
" I mean, boys vs. girls? That doesn't challenge any of us."
Mr. Schue sighed again. "You mean because I didn't let you join the girls like you wanted."
I sighed and started taking my body bag from the floor, prepared to leave this office and end this conversation with nothing being accomplished whatsoever.
"To answer your question, Yes!" I looked at him straight. "I'm unhappy! And yes, being the only out gay kid in this school gets me down. And most of all, I'm not challenged in the least here." And with that I left that office. Even if I love Mr. Schue for talking to me and that he is the only teacher that is concerned with me. He can't understand what is like to be me.
"Look, I'm not tossing out the baby in the bath water here..." Mr. Schue began
Here I' am again in a glee club meeting. Mr. Schue giving another task to do and what Britney said is really weird. Well...that is Britney for you.
"I've totally done that." Britney said cheerfully. How did this girl go to high school. I have no idea...
Mr. Schue just gave Britney a weird look. "...I'm just making an adjustment. Boys, you are doing songs traditionally sang by girl groups while Girls, try some classic rock, the more opposite your choice the more points you get.
Now, this is what I call a challenge. "Don't worry gentlemen, I have this under control."
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After that glee club meeting, I asked the boys to stay and I presented them a terrific Diana Ross song but as boys will always be boys, they didn't listen.
"Ah dude, won't you make yourself useful and go put some rat poison in those old folks jello or visit the Garglers." Puck said clearly annoyed by my briliant plans.
"The Warblers...W-A-R-B-L-E-R-S," I spelled.
"Whatever! See what they're up to. You can blend right in." He said as he tossed a football to Finn.
I looked at him in disgust. Clearly, none of them don't wanna listen to me. Especially the President of being just a plain mean jerk, Puckerman. No one wants my services here anyway. Maybe I should spy on those Warblers.
I stormed out with my dignity still intact.
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The next day, I didn't go to school. To avoid both the Neanderthal and Jerk President and decided to be a spy for New Directions. Last night, I researched that in Dalton Academy, they usually wear black and red jackets with black pants. Sadly, I don't have any black and red jacket, so I settled with my dolce and gabbana black jacket. Also wearing Ralph Lauren black pants and black sunglasses. I went into a two-hour drive to Dalton Academy.
Dalton is a really big school. A school that looks to be decades old not like McKinley and the ceiling are up so high, it can touch the clouds. I did a little exploring and saw a lot of equipment that are very expensive. How much does the tuition cause here?
As I was going down the spiral staircase to explore some more. A bell rang and then came bursting men from different classes all wearing the uniform I searched last night and all heading down the staircase to another place.
Curiousity starts to hit me as I wonder where they are going. I had to ask a student here. Just as I reached the bottom of the staircase.
I tapped a students shoulder and said "Excuse me, Um?"
And then everything just suddenly stopped. As the boy turned around, everything stopped as I looked at the boy I tapped. His hair is overly-gelled but every hair is properly placed. He has this cute thick and dark eyebrows, mixed with this hazel eyes that sparkles when it is hit by light, plus a nose a perfect nose and lips that are so full and so soft that I can't stop starring at them. And his attire even though is like the rest of the other students has a feeling of uniqueness in them.
Good Lord! You must be missing an angel in heaven and I just found him!
"Um...hellooo?" says the angel fallen from heaven. I must have been staring for too long, gotta focus.
"Hi! Can I ask you a question? I'm new here."
The angel looked at me curiously then extended his hand. "Hi, My name is Blaine!"
Blaine...the angel fallen from heaven is named Blaine...the perfect angel. I thought.
I extended my hand too and shook his. "Kurt, Kurt Hummel." Wow, I can't stop staring at his eyes.
"So, what exactly is going on?" I asked trying not to make eye contact cause I'm sure the minute I look at those eyes I'm going to lose my power to stand.
"Ahh...That will be the Warblers. Every now and then, they throw a performance at the commons. It tends to shut the school down for awhile." said Blaine looking boastful. He must be a Warbler.
I looked at him with surprised eyes, "So, wait, your saying the glee club here is kind of cool?" That is SHOCKING to imagine.
"The Warblers are like rock stars." he says smiling. That smile nearly have me undone.
I raised my eyes at him in total shock and then he grabbed my hand and said "Come on! I know a shortcut."
We ran to another hallway, with no students but me and Blaine. Also, I noticed we were holding hands. His hands are as soft and cotton candy. As we ran, I can't help but realize I was actually holding hands with this fallen angel. It felt so good and this electricity suddenly came over my whole body. One more minute of holding hands and I might get electrocuted.
Blaine opened a door to a room crowded with noisy boys lifting furniture so that a huge space at the center can form for the performance of the Warblers.
Then, I noticed that I was the only one wearing a different uniform.
"Oh, I stick out like a sore thumb."
"Well, next time don't forget to wear your jacket new kid. You'll fit right in." Blaine said as he fixed my jacket and is it just me or did he winked at me? Maybe. All I knew, I was busted.
They already know I was a spy and well they simply want to show their competition how good they are. Plus, I met the lead singer of the Warblers. More extra points of me getting busted. But, whatever.
A glee club that is cool? Plus, an adorable fallen angel as their lead singer. Being a Warbler must be a dream come true. I just stood there and watched as the Warblers started their performance.
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Blaine's POV (starting from the Kurt coming to Dalton Academy)
"Hey, Blaine! Wait up!" Wes shouted as the bell finally rang. Finally, Chemistry is over. Those formulas are starting to make my brain yell help.
I turned around and saw Wes running towards me. "Hey, what's up?" I asked.
"We have a performance at the commons now, that's what's up." he said breathlessly.
"Wait, now? Dude, do you know how far the commons is from here?"
"Yeah, I know so you better start running." Wes says after inhaling slowly then running like a maniac.
I sighed. The Warblers are as orderly as can be but sometimes, they really have to give the exact performance times of those performances. What's worst is that I'm the lead singer of the group.
The commons is so far from here. Well, I have no choice but to run. So I ran like horse can.
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I was already out of breath when I reached the spiral staircase but at least I was near the commons. As I was breathing slowly, I saw a boy walk pass me now wearing the prescribed uniform. I raised my eyebrows, that is fishy. But, since I have no time to be Nancy Drew right now, I have to think about that later.
Dalton Academy has been full of spies since the Warblers began. I, Blaine Anderson, have already been studying here for a year and is have caught three spies, from different competitions. So, I kinda developed this sixth sense where I can sense someone is a spy or not. And that boy, has just activated my sixth sense.
I was at the bottom of the staircase already walking towards the shortcut I knew, when someone tapped my shoulder and asked "Excuse me, um?" I turned around and saw the spy.
Well...a cute spy that is... He is about 5'10" in height. He has brown hair that is perfectly styled. He's eyes can either be blue as a sapphire or green as an emerald or both. His lips are curvy but mostly soft. He eyelashes are really long and wave like. His eyebrows are well-plucked and is long. He looks like an adorable little puppy especially with those eyes of his.
Since when did the spies became so hot?
Clearly, the cute puppy is staring at me to and I hope its about the my looks and not my staring at him as well, gotta tell him to stop staring.
"Um...helloooo?" I said as naturally as I can.
The cute puppy quickly stopped staring and started to say "Hi! Can I ask you a question? I'm new here."
Yup. Definetly, a spy. A cute spy that is...I gotta stop doing that...Remember Blaine he is the competition. YOU can't fall for the ENEMY.
"Hi! My name is Blaine." I extended my hand and act as gentlemen-like as I can possible do.
The cute boy also extended his hand and shook mine. His hands felt like a soft cloud.
Blaine! FOCUS! I thought to myself.
"Kurt, Kurt Hummel." So, the cute boys name is Kurt. What a sexy name...I'm doomed I thought.
"So, what exactly is going on?" He asked curiously without looking at me. I must be staring.
"Ahh...That will be the Warblers. Every now and then, they throw a performance at the commons. It tends to shut the school down for awhile." I answered proudly, considering I'm the lead Warbler.
He looked at me with surprised eyes, "So, wait, your saying the glee club here is kind of cool?" That felt kind of offending. I mean, is it wrong for the glee club to be cool?
"The Warblers are like rock stars." I said smiling that smile I know no one can resist. Well, maybe only him cause he didn't even had a reaction.
He raised his eyes at him in total shock and then I had this idea. I grabbed his hand and said "Come on! I know a shortcut." I wanted to show him how cool the Warblers are, scare there competition, and at the same time, have a reason to hold his hand longer.
We ran to the hallway that is a shortcut to the commons and few students come here to go there. Plus, there were no students but me and the cute puppy...I mean, Kurt. Also, I think he noticed we were holding hands and is blushing. As we ran, I can't help but realize I was actually holding hands with this cute puppy. It felt so good and this electricity suddenly came over my whole body. One more minute of holding hands and I might get electrocuted and someone would say CLEAR!
I opened the door to the commons that is crowded with noisy boys lifting furniture so that a huge space at the center can form for the performance of the Warblers.
Then, Kurt noticed that he was the only one wearing a different uniform.
"Oh, I stick out like a sore thumb."
"Well, next time don't forget to wear your jacket new kid. You'll fit right in." I said as I fixed his jacket and I winked at him. Hope he didn't notice that I was already hinting that I knew he was a spy.
I left him standing and I started to impress him with my performance.
Get ready, Kurt! Blaine is coming!
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Kurt's POV
Oh My God! There doing Katy Perry! Katy Perry! OMG!
And, Blaine is the lead singer. The fallen angel is singing Teenage Dream! Pinch me I must be dreaming. OMG!
Before you met me I was alright, but things were kinda heavy you brought me to life
Nice, spin with a member. Now, is the only time I noticed that the fallen angel is kinda short. But, everyone has flaws and besides,I like short men.
Now every February, you'll be my Valentine, Valentine
Is it just me? Or was he staring at me when he says Valentine? Whatever, I will always kill to be the fallen angels Valentine.
Let's go all the way tonight, No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die you and I will be young forever
Wow, there swaying and steps are very coordinated. Was he looking at me with that last lyric?
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on
I can't sleep! Let's runaway and don't ever look back, don't ever look back
He pointed at me! He clearly pointed at me. Wow! And that coordinated turn at the end was very impressive.
Let's go all the way tonight, No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die you and I will be young forever
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on
I can't sleep! Let's runaway and don't ever look back, don't ever look back
I can't stop staring at him and he is staring at me too. He looks so adorable. The group is really coordinated with the song. Very well practiced. The school is so impressed with them. I wish my school can be like that. Be supportive and don't pick on me because I'm gay. I wish I can be a Warbler like Blaine.
I'mma get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans, be your teenage dream tonight
Very impress with the slide step and may I say, Blaine! YOU ARE FREAKING HOT!
Yeah!
Yup, I'm pretty sure were gonna lose. That was very high note! And he got it with perfect volume.
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on
I can't sleep! Let's runaway and don't ever look back, don't ever look back
The Warblers really have the feeling of the song in them.
Oh no! My heart stops, when you look at me
Yes, Blaine! My heart also stopped when I first looked at you
Just on touch, now baby I believe
This is real so take a chance and don't ever look back
I'mma get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans, be your teenage dream tonight
WOW! Just...WOW
Let you put your hands on me in my skin tight jeans be your teenage dream tonight
Now, I 'am pretty sure, New Directions asses will be the ones that will be kicked by the Warblers.
As the Warblers stopped singing and cheers from the school was heard. I 'am impressed and looked like a fool from clapping so hard. I realized...I envy them. Plus, Blaine, He is my teenage dream.
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Blaine's POV
Okay. Blaine just breath in and breath out. You can do this. Impress your competition and impress the cutest boy you have ever laid eyes upon. Think of him as your very own...Teenage Dream.
Before you met me I was alright, but things were kinda heavy you brought me to life
I walked away from Kurt and tried to circle with Brad. God, why does he have to be tall. Kurt will see I'm short. Can't think of that now.
Now every February, you'll be my Valentine, Valentine
I wish that Kurt could be my Valentine. Wait...I can't think like that. HE is the enemy.
Let's go all the way tonight, No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die you and I will be young forever
Screw that he is the enemy. If he is nice and well-mannered and...gay...then no matter what I will like him.
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on
I can't sleep! Let's runaway and don't ever look back, don't ever look back
I'm looking and pointing directly at him. I hope he gets the message.
Let's go all the way tonight, No regrets, just love
We can dance until we die you and I will be young forever
Yes, the practices we did really worked well.
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on
I can't sleep! Let's runaway and don't ever look back, don't ever look back
Yes, Kurt. Your making me feel like a teenager again.
I'mma get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans, be your teenage dream tonight
If you'll have me, then I will make your heart racing every night
Yeah!
Yes! I got the note perfectly. If your not impressed Kurt, I don't know what can impress you.
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on
I can't sleep! Let's runaway and don't ever look back, don't ever look back
I will runaway with you any day!
Oh no! My heart stops, when you look at me,
Just on touch, now baby I believe
My heart stopped the moment I looked at you, Kurt.
This is real so take a chance and don't ever look back
I'mma get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans, be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me in my skin tight jeans be your teenage dream tonight
I hope you are impressed, Kurt, you cute adorable spy.
Spy at me any day of the week, month or forever.
He looks adorable clapping like a crazy person.
All I know is that I need to Kurt's something...maybe his teenage dream.
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Author's Note: So, the chapter is a lot in the glee episode. Still, please review and wait for the chapters. Please review, my fellow Klainebows.
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