This all started as a role play among a few friends and I. Then it developed into much more x3 . I copy and pasted the role play and who says and does what. I hope you enjoy it ^_^ I personally did not write this as a story, I just copy and pasted the role play so it is a very different style then my own writing.

SasoriXDeidara. Smut. Lemon.

Deidara is younger than Sasori. Deidara starts out very innocent than is corrupted by Sasori =] . And yeah. So here goes ^_^

Deidara-"S-sasori w-what are you doing to my hand un?" He squeaked out blushing and shivered lightly by the feeling.

Sasori-"I'm expressing my...appreciation for it." the redhead murmured against the mouth of the hand.

Deidara-Deidara shivered. "W-why un?" He asked the embarrassment starting to sink in more each second.

Sasori-"Why not?" He countered lightly before returning to entwining his tongue with the hand mouth's.

Deidara-The blonde used his other hand to hide his bleeding nose. "C-cuz un"

Sasori-"I don't hear any complaints," he smirked.

Deidara-The teen grabbed a tissue hoping it would stop the bleeding.

Sasori-His tongue continued to play with the hand.

Deidara-He moaned quietly and panted.

Sasori-"Like that hmm?"

Deidara-He nodded and bit his lip.

Sasori-His tongue roamed the hand's mouth.

Deidara-He groaned and turned a light red. "I-if you don't stop your m-mouth will be put to other uses un" He said huskily

Sasori-He smirked, "Care to enlighten me as to what other uses you want my mouth for?" His tone was low.

Deidara-Deidara's face turned brighter. "More important needs un."

Sasori-The redhead's eyes flickered to the blonde's crotch with a smirk, heat in his eyes. "Oh really~"

Deidara-He shivered and covered his area. "u-un"

Sasori-He smirked. "What do you want me to do, Dei?"

Deidara-"N-n-nothing un!" His face went from light pink to bright red in .2 seconds.

Sasori-"You sure?" He asked huskily.

Deidara-He nodded in embarrassment

Sasori-He smirked. "Your loss." He moved back.

Deidara-He tried to will himself to get rid of the problem but it wasn't working.

Sasori-Sasori noticed but didn't say anything, simply smirking as his eyes stayed on the anatomy in question.

Deidara-He smiled sheepishly. "I-i'll go take care of this u-un" He said moving to the bathroom.

Sasori-"You sure you don't want any help with that?" He called after him with an arched brow.

Deidara-"I-i'm fine un" He called back embarrassed. He has never let anyone else see that much of him. He never even tried to get rid of one of his 'problem's by hand or mouth-hand.

Sasori-"Are you sure? You'd find it quite...pleasurable..."

Deidara-He looked at the door confused. "What is pleasure un?" He asked quietly

Sasori-"Want to find out?" He called out, knowing there was no good explanation.

Deidara-He shrugged and turned around. "I-i guess un?" He was to curious for his own good

Sasori-he arched an eyebrow and smirked, following the blonde into the bathroom and shutting the door behind them. Sasori then spent a long, blissful time in front of a panting Deidara, showing the blonde the pleasure of his tongue and mouth around a certain anatomical part.

Deidara-The blonde moaned loudly often. "T-T-T-SASORI" He often screamed then leaned against the wall panting still in a blissful state.

Sasori-Sasori smirked up at him as he removed his mouth, swallowing the creamy liquid that had flowed into it. "Having fun?

Deidara-He nodded and tried to regain his normal train of thought

Sasori-He got up off his knees slowly, smirking at the blonde. "Do you understand the meaning of pleasure now, my little brat?"

Deidara-He nodded and blushed. He let go of the others hair and looked at the ground

Sasori-Sasori tilted the blonde's chin up towards him. "Good."

Deidara-He panted lightly looking at the other's eyes

Sasori-He lowered his head, capturing the blonde's mouth in a slow kiss.

Deidara-He kissed back happily

Sasori-He pulled back and smiled slightly.

Deidara-He pouted lightly when the other moved but looked at the other in happiness.

Sasori-"So...what now?" The redhead asked quietly, looking down at him.

Deidara-Deidara thought for a moment and smiled. "Tell me all you know un" He said happily

Sasori-"About pleasure?" He questioned with an arched brow.

Deidara-He turned a bright red. "N-NO UN! A-about you!" He squeaked in embarrassment

Sasori-Sasori was silent for a moment before saying slowly "...What do you wish to know?"

Deidara-"How d-did you find out about p-pleasure un?" He asked quietly

Sasori-Sasori arched an eyebrow, relaxing slightly. He had been thinking the blonde was going to ask him something about his past...and his past was definitely a topic he usually avoided. "I'm thirty-five years old." was all he said in answer, a smirk on his face.

Deidara-He tilted his head wondering why age mattered in this. "Yeah so un?" He didn't understand it at all he knew he had always been sheltered but was he really that oblivious?

Sasori-Sasori sighed inwardly at the blonde's naivety. He wouldn't admit it out loud ever, but he found it both endearing and adorable. "I've been to brothels in years past." He stated.

Deidara-A look of jealousy crossed the blonde's face before he could even stop it. He nodded though somewhat understanding. "So you slept with them to understand un?" He asked curiously.

Sasori-"Not to understand, to experience and enjoy it." The redhead couldn't help but smirk at the jealousy that was clear on his partner's face.

Deidara-The jealousy shined brighter in his eye and he nodded. "Kay un" He gripped his hands into tight fists. He didn't know what the feeling was that was attacking his heart but it caused him to be angry at whoever else touched his partner.

Sasori-Sasori arched an eyebrow, asking faux innocently, "What's wrong?" Inwardly, he was smirking still. The blonde was so cute when jealous.

Deidara-He bit the inside of his cheek. "Nothing is wrong un." He said his emotions saying otherwise. He couldn't figure out what his emotion was then it hit him. He was jealous. Flat out jealous.

Sasori-"Are you sure?" Sasori inquired, delighting in teasing Deidara. The blonde was just too predictable for his own good.

Deidara-His eyes widened and he blushed turning around. "I'm sure un." He said in a slightly shaken tone. Such emotions were new to him. He never though they would be found threw his partner.

Sasori-"Oh really?" He breathed into the blonde's ear. "Because I think you're jealous." He emphasized the word 'I'. His mouth was right by the other's ear, a small smirk on the puppet's face. He loved the blonde's jealousy because it proved that the blonde did have feelings for him.

Deidara-The blonde's face turned red in either in anger or embarrassed. He turned around quickly making his long hair follow suit. "I am NOT jealous un!"

Sasori-"If you aren't jealous, as you claim, then why did your face get red when I mentioned how I fucked others?" He arched an eyebrow, choosing his wording on purpose, knowing it'll evoke more of a reaction out of the blonde.

Deidara-The blonde thought for a moment and retorted. "My face is red with anger un! You took advantage of those females for your own gain un!" He said huffily.

Sasori-"Actually," he smirked, "I think it was more them that took advantage of me."

Deidara-He growled. "Whatever un. If you still want to experiment then call them un." He huffed out his face turning into a dark pink.

Sasori-"Maybe I should," He remarked, amusement and mischief shining in his golden brown eyes. "If I remember correctly, they were quite...fun."

Deidara-The blonde winced and drew in a quick intake of breath. "Have at it un!" He growled out.

Sasori-"I will then, since you obviously don't mind," Sasori stated with a smirk as he walked past him, opening the bathroom door to exit. "Mmm," his smirk grew, "I am so looking forward to their mouths. They were quite...talented with them." He walked out of the room.

Deidara-He winced again and moved his hand up to his heard and clutched it threw his clothes. He nodded to the other then leaned against the wall then slid down to the floor. "What is this pain un?" He asked quietly to himself.

Sasori-Sasori arched an eyebrow as he changed his clothes, waiting for Deidara to come out of the bathroom. He had changed into a tight black wifebeater and tight dark pants. Silently, he plotted his next move.

Deidara-He sighed and looked at the mouth on his chest pulling of the stitching. He took off his shirt and adjusted his other clothes, he pulled the stitching allowing the mouth to be free from confinement. He stood up and walked out talking to the mouth. "Quit hurtin' me will ya un?" He then saw Sasori and raised an eyebrow. "Having a beauty contest with Kisame again un?"

Sasori-Sasori rolled his eyes. "Actually, I'm getting ready to meet up with someone. I'll be back late." He arched an eyebrow when he noticed the younger had no shirt on.

Deidara-He shrugged at the other's comment. "Be careful Mr. Real balls" He said rubbing the mouth on his chest. The blood dripped from where the stitching had been ripped in the mouths attempt to be free.

Sasori-Sasori's eyes noticed the dripping blood. "You alright?"

Deidara-He nodded. "Yeah un. Why?" He really didn't understand why the other would be concerned over it. He looked around the room for the tissues to wipe away the blood.

Sasori-"You're bleeding." He stated bluntly.

Deidara-He shrugged and glared at the mouth on his chest that tried to lick the blood. "Knock it off un!" He said to the mouth. "Blood is blood it will come back un."

Sasori-Sasori sighed before a smirk crossed his face as an idea appeared in his head. "Here. Let me help you." He stated as he walked over to the blonde. He dipped his head down and started to slowly lick the blood up.

Deidara-Deidara's eyes popped open and his cheeks turned a dark pink. "W-w-what are you doing yeah?"

Sasori-"Helping clean you up." He said innocently, licking slowly and sensuously as he cleaned the blood off of the blonde. "There." He remarked, pulling back.

Deidara-The blonde's cheeks were a light red. "W-w-why un?" He got control of the mouth on his chest and willed it not to lick the other.

Sasori-"Because...it gained this reaction from you." Sasori smirked mischievously at him.

Deidara-He looked to the side hoping it hid his blush. "I-it felt weird is all un." He mumbled quietly

Sasori-Sasori tilted his head slightly, smirking. "Well, I better get going."

Deidara-"Where is the first aid kit un?" He asked taking in deep breaths.

Sasori-"In the top drawer of the nightstand," He nodded towards the nightstand by the bed. "Is there anything else you need before I leave to have some 'fun'?"

Deidara-He shook his head. "Don't forget a condom un" He said with no emotion while getting up to grab the kit.

Sasori-"Don't worry. I won't." Sasori arched an eyebrow at the blonde as he smirked, trying to think of something to add that would push the blonde over the edge.

Deidara-He grabbed the skit and heard his phone go off. 'Sexy, Naughty, bitchy me' Started playing and he blushed. He scrambled off to find it knowing it was his little sister. "Shit where is it?" He said without the impediment in his anger and frustration.

Sasori-Sasori pointed at the cell phone sitting over on the nightstand. He looked amused, an eyebrow raised. "Who is it?" He asked curiously, walking towards the phone.

Deidara-The blonde jumped over the bed and grabbed the phone. "My sister un." He answered it quickly. "Hey cutie how are you?" He said into the phone talking to the six year old.

Sasori-Sasori leaned against the wall, his arms crossed in front of his chest as he listened to Deidara's conversation curiously.

Deidara-He laughed into the phone a pure smile on his face. He talked to the girl for awhile then blushed at what she said. "Tsu-chan I will later un. I have to go now I will call you in a little while un. NO don't cry un." He fell onto the bed with a guilty look on his face.

Sasori-Sasori's eyes softened as they took in the pure smile on the blonde's face. The blonde's happiness always became his own. He didn't understand how such a small thing could effect him so greatly, but it did.

Deidara-The blonde finally got off the phone. "I always hate making her cry un." He said guiltily.

Sasori-"Why was she crying?" He asked curiously.

Deidara-He put the phone down and sighed. "Her big brother hasn't visited in over six moths and he hasn't called in two weeks she got worried. Man I am a jackass un." He said with a small frown. "She is only six un." He said thinking he other already knew about his sibling.

Sasori-"I didn't know you had a sister," Sasori remarked, an eyebrow raised at the blonde.

Deidara-He looked at the other with light surprise in his eyes. "I thought you knew un. My mom and little sister still live in Iwa I was her pretty much, dad I guess un. She hates our mom and I fell bad every time I make her cry it breaks my heart ya know?" He asked sighing.

Sasori-Sasori walked over to him slowly, sighing as he gave up on his "make him jealous" plan. "Do...you need someone to talk to?" He asked awkwardly, in his own way saying that he'd listen if Deidara needed someone.

Deidara-Deidara smiled lightly. "It's fine un you have a girl to go fuck." He said with a smirk. "I kept her waiting yeah." He said quietly

Sasori-Sasori rolled his eyes as he sat on the bed by Deidara. "There is no girl. I was trying to make you jealous."

Deidara-He smiled. "I was hoping so. It worked yeah." He said chuckling.

Sasori-"So you were jealous?" He smirked.

Deidara-He lightly hit the puppet on the back of the head. "No shit un." He said with a smile.

Sasori-"Then mission accomplished." The redhead stated, ignoring the hit in the head.

Deidara-He looked at the clock and sighed. "Do you think Pein will give us any mission within the next two days un?" He asked curiously

Sasori-"More than likely considering we haven't had one in quite some time. Why?"

Deidara-He cursed silently under his breath. "I need to see her tomorrow un." He said quietly.

Sasori-Sasori stared at the blonde for a long moment before letting out a sigh as he got up and headed to the door. "Pein owes me a favor. I had been planning on saving it for something else...but instead I'll request for us to have no missions for the rest of the week..."

Deidara-He shook his head. "Keep it I can sneak out tonight and be back by mornin' if you cover me un." He smiled not knowing what the other was saving it for but thought he should keep it for that cause.

Sasori-Sasori shook his head. "Are you sure? Its just a favor...its not like the reason was important anyway," he looked at the ground when he said that, avoiding the blonde's eyes. "You'd get more time with your sister this way too..."

Deidara-He got up and walked over to the puppet and kissed his cheek. "It is alright un. Thank you though for caring." He said sensually

Sasori-"You're welcome," He said, looking up at the blonde with sincere eyes.

Deidara-He blushed lightly. "Tsu-chan asked if 'puppet-san' and I were.." He looked at the floor his cheeks a light red.

Sasori-"Were what?" He asked, looking at the blonde curiously.

Deidara-He put air quotes and said. "Giving me a younger sister." He said with a bright red staining his face.

Sasori-Sasori blinked, his eyes widening slightly at this piece of information. "What did you say?" He asked, blushing slightly.

Deidara-He sighed. "I told her not now and she started crying un." He said feeling guilty again. He knew that if he lived long enough to leave the Akatsuki he would go and take her away from the bitch he used to call mother.

Sasori-"Seeing you will help her some..."

Deidara-He chuckled. "Yeah she doesn't know that 'the stork' doesn't really work for two males un." He said with a fond smile thinking of her

Sasori-"According to Kakuzu, he developed some sort of pill that does."

Deidara-He blushed lightly. "W-w-w-why would he e-experiment with that?" He stuttered embarrassedly.

Sasori-"I didn't ask...but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Kisame and Itachi..." The redhead smirked, thinking the blonde's stutter to be cute.

Deidara-He gulped and turned a brighter red. "O-o-oh un"Just the thought of having a mini sasori's and Deidara's running around made him faint. Which had happened.

Sasori-Sasori smirked, wrapping his arms around him. "You alright?"

Deidara-He opened his eyes slowly. "Y-y-yeah un." He said standing up straighter.

Sasori-"Your face is redder than a tomato," He noted amused, touching the side of the blonde's face as he said it.

Deidara-His face turned brighter. "U-u-uh yeah un." He stuttered.

Sasori-Sasori chuckled. "If you're planning on going to Iwa, I would recommend leaving soon, love." He remarked, letting go of the blonde reluctantly.

Deidara-He nodded and tried to will embarrassment away. "D-Did you mean what you said earlier?" He asked his face returning to the red it had been before

Sasori-He had said a lot of things earlier. "Which thing?" He questioned, his head tilted slightly.

Deidara-He blushed. "T-t-the pill un?"

Sasori-Sasori nodded, having been telling the truth. "Yes." He wondered if maybe Deidara liked the idea of possibly having children?

Deidara-The blonde smiled. "I wouldn't mind being a test subject un." He said happily.

Sasori-Sasori blinked before a smile crossed his face. "Really?" The idea of children was something he had secretly enjoyed. He was ecstatic that the blonde liked the idea too.

Deidara-He nodded and put a hand on his stomach. "Do you think a child would make me look fat un?" He asked half-jokingly. He was hoping Sasori would agree to the idea.

Sasori-"You'll always be beautiful to me," He murmured, kissing the blonde's cheek. "If you're sure, then as soon as you get back, we can pay a visit to Kakuzu."

Deidara-He smiled happily and kissed the others cheek happily. "I love you un. I will be back by dawn." He said then disappeared into a puff of smoke