Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory owns nothing.
*Vivi in corner of Alexandria castle*
Vivi:
*thinking to self* Crap. All the people here won't stop staring at me. The walls, they're closing in! No, I must break free. I can't let catch me alive!!!*this is how Vivi's rampage began*
Garnet:
Zidane, did you hear? Vivi's gone off on a killing spree!Zidane:
*looking through porn magazine* Good for him.Garnet:
I'm worried! What is he- AAAAAAHHHH!!!! *dies*Vivi:
Heheheh!! Kill! Must KILL!!! *looks at Zidane*Zidane:
Ah crap…*Vivi kills Zidane*
Vivi:
Must rid the world of all of these atrocities! Only I and my Playboy Bunnies shall remain!*Kuja in desert palace*
Kuja:
Crap! I'm alive again.*Kuja is informed about Vivi*
Kuja:
Killing spree huh? Tight!*Kuja flies off to find Vivi*
Vivi:
*sees Kuja* KILL!Kuja:
*in gangster outfit* No, dude, I'm gonna kill off all those people with you!Vivi:
Why aren't you wearing your slut stuff?Kuja:
It's the authors fault I tell you!!! Mr. Miagi has ransomed all of my Victoria Secrets merchandise. Unless I see you throughout this whole pointless fic, he's gonna give them to… Hillary Clinton!!!Vivi:
Oh the horror!Kuja:
So may I please help you?Vivi:
Fine. You can be my side kick.Kuja:
SIDEKICK?! No way in hell dude! I'm the always the lead guy!Vivi:
Then I guess Hillary's gonna get a truck load of lingerie.Kuja:
Then again, side kick doesn't sound THAT bad.*An hour later*
Steiner:
Watch out men! The homicidal mage is coming!Knights of Pluto:
Eep!Vivi:
I shall destroy you all!Kuja:
And I'll go and take all of your briefs and hide them in m secret stash!Vivi:
*looks at Kuja*Kuja:
Hey, some people collect stamps. It just so happens that I am a collector of undergarments.Steiner:
ATTACK THE PERVERT!!!Kuja:
You don't know me!Vivi:
*kills knight of Pluto with fire magic*Steiner:
Oh shit.Kuja:
HEY!!! Vivi, you've singed the merchandise!Vivi:
It's for the best. Collecting men's underwear is a dirty habit.Steiner:
I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!!Kuja:
He's still babbling on?Vivi:
KILL! *destroys Steiner*Kuja:
Oh poop. You went and did it again.Vivi:
Sorry. Force of habit.*at Linblum*
Eiko:
Why does Vivi want to kill us?Freya:
I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if Kuja's behind it though.Eiko:
I hate Kuja!Kuja:
I hate you more!Vivi:
KILL!!!Kuja:
Could you stop saying that already?! Geez, you're like a broken record.Eiko and Freya:
KUJA!Vivi:
What about me?Freya:
Vivi, we'd never think that you'd be hurting people out of your own free will.Vivi:
you wanna bet bitch? *kills Freya*Eiko:
Vivi, why?Vivi:
I dunno. *kills Eiko*Kuja:
Yes! You didn't burn that one! I don't have to many pieces of used little kids' underwear-Vivi:
*burns Freya's and Eiko's bodies and clothes to cinders*Kuja:
You suck.Vivi:
Whatever. Wanna go get smoothies?Kuja:
Okay.*Vivi and Kuja then went off to get smoothies*
Kuja:
*ahem**Oh yah. And Hillary Clinton got a truck load of Victoria's Secrets crap*
Kuja:
I hate you.*The End*