"Commander Er-"
Armin stopped, beholding the scene before him. Levi was hanging halfway out the window, Hanji was laughing hysterically, and Erwin was sitting in his chair, his head completely bald and his face looking rather annoyed.
"Oh…Armin…" Hanji panted, "How ya doing…?"
"I-I just came by to drop off some paperwork," the blonde said, completely lost. "But I can come at a later time-"
"Arlert."
The boy flinched at the Commander's voice. "Y-yes sir?"
Erwin stood up from his chair, his smooth hairless head reflecting sunlight directly into Armin's eyes, making him squint. "I have a task for you."
Armin lowered his head so his bangs could block some of the light. "What can I help you with?"
The older blonde strode up to the younger one and put a firm hand on his head. "You have an abundance of soft, blonde hair."
He knew exactly where this was going. "Sir…I don't think my hair would make a good toupee-"
"It's long," the Commander interrupted, "And very soft indeed…"
"Sir…"
"You will get a haircut, and bring me the remains by tomorrow afternoon."
Armin sighed. "Is that a direct order sir…?"
Erwin smiled. "Yes, Private Arlert, it is."