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HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!!
Snape woke up to the sound of a loud POP!!! He sat up and saw a cluster of presents at the bottom of his bed. "Of course!" he exclaimed "Happy Teacher Day!" He began to rip open his presents excitedly. He got lots of presents like: Shampoo Hair Conditioner A Babilis Hair Curler And a set of saucy under-wear with a note, "Dear Snapey-Poo [the note read] a present for me and you, lots of love.... Minerva XOXOX 3 Snape grinned mischievously, but he knew if anyone found him and Minerva would be in trouble. He hid the under-wear under his pillow. There was a low knock on the door. "Severus?" a deep voice said "Oh come in Albus, come in, Happy Teachers Day!" "You too Severus, you too" Said Dumbledore. "I have a small something for you Severus, you are now the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor." Snape collapsed off the bed. He soon came to and looked at Dumbledore. "M,m,m,me b,but the Potions w,who w,w,will? "Don't worry Severus, there is a new Potions professor, she is cal..." "SHE!?!?!" Snape exploded "WE CANNOT HAVE A FEMALE POTIONS TEACHER! THAT LONGBOTTAM BOY WILL KILL HER AND HALF THE STUDENTS!!!!" "Now now Severus Prof. Singhum is a wonderful teacher." Snape giggled at the name "You may laugh" Said Dumbledore "But I assure you, you shall soon eat your words." Dumbledore left closing the door quietly behind him. Snape sat still for a minute but then got up and dressed. He wanted to see this so-called wonderful teacher before her first lesson.
As pupils had the day off Hermione, Ron and Harry had gone for a walk and found something. "The Hair Brush of Rorroh??" read Ron "What the hell is that?" "The Hair Brush of Horror" said Harry "When you brush your hair with it you see your worst fear" said Hermione "What rubbish" snorted Ron "I'll try" and before Harry or Hermione could stop him he picked up the brush and began to comb his hair. "AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ron. "Idiot" said Hermione and snatched the brush off him "I told you so." and with that she swept out of the room.
Ron was still shaking when he went down for the feast with Harry. "Hey-,where's Hermione?" asked Harry. "D,d,d,d,d,dunno" stammered Ron sitting down. Hermione ran in with a flushed face and a big book. "Here we go" muttered Ron. Hermione slammed the book down, knocking over Ron's drink in the process. "HER-MI-NEEE!!!" wailed Ron "Look what you did!" Harry turned to look at Ron and burst out laughing "Ron, it looks like you wet yourself!" Ron turned red and flounced towards the door, to walk in to Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. "Whoa Weasly what happened? Did a ickle spider frighten poor lickle Ron?" teased Draco. Crabbe and Goyle burst out laughing. "No actually it was Hermione wh..." "Hermione?!" sneered Draco "You let a mud-blood do this to yo-" Snape had appeared behind Draco and heard everything. "Draco, how could you, do you know what this means? 1 point from S,S,Slytherin!!" "*gasp* Professor no please I promise never to do it again." said Draco "I'm sorry Draco, *pause* 10 points from Gryfindor for messing about Weasly now bog off" said Snape "You bugger" muttered Ron
Next day Harry, Ron And Hermione were reading up on the 'Hair Brush of Horror' when Snape crept up behind them. "What the hell is that Potter?" he asked. He grabbed the hair brush from Harry " What a strange object, what do you do with it?" "You put it to your hair and pull down" said Ron 3 hours later they had succeeded in teaching Snape how to brush his hair. "Like this?" he asked eagerly. He brushed his hair with it and fell in a dead faint. "What do you think he saw as his fear?" asked Hermione "Probably a mirror" quipped Ron
THE END
HAPPY TEACHERS DAY!!
Snape woke up to the sound of a loud POP!!! He sat up and saw a cluster of presents at the bottom of his bed. "Of course!" he exclaimed "Happy Teacher Day!" He began to rip open his presents excitedly. He got lots of presents like: Shampoo Hair Conditioner A Babilis Hair Curler And a set of saucy under-wear with a note, "Dear Snapey-Poo [the note read] a present for me and you, lots of love.... Minerva XOXOX 3 Snape grinned mischievously, but he knew if anyone found him and Minerva would be in trouble. He hid the under-wear under his pillow. There was a low knock on the door. "Severus?" a deep voice said "Oh come in Albus, come in, Happy Teachers Day!" "You too Severus, you too" Said Dumbledore. "I have a small something for you Severus, you are now the Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor." Snape collapsed off the bed. He soon came to and looked at Dumbledore. "M,m,m,me b,but the Potions w,who w,w,will? "Don't worry Severus, there is a new Potions professor, she is cal..." "SHE!?!?!" Snape exploded "WE CANNOT HAVE A FEMALE POTIONS TEACHER! THAT LONGBOTTAM BOY WILL KILL HER AND HALF THE STUDENTS!!!!" "Now now Severus Prof. Singhum is a wonderful teacher." Snape giggled at the name "You may laugh" Said Dumbledore "But I assure you, you shall soon eat your words." Dumbledore left closing the door quietly behind him. Snape sat still for a minute but then got up and dressed. He wanted to see this so-called wonderful teacher before her first lesson.
As pupils had the day off Hermione, Ron and Harry had gone for a walk and found something. "The Hair Brush of Rorroh??" read Ron "What the hell is that?" "The Hair Brush of Horror" said Harry "When you brush your hair with it you see your worst fear" said Hermione "What rubbish" snorted Ron "I'll try" and before Harry or Hermione could stop him he picked up the brush and began to comb his hair. "AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ron. "Idiot" said Hermione and snatched the brush off him "I told you so." and with that she swept out of the room.
Ron was still shaking when he went down for the feast with Harry. "Hey-,where's Hermione?" asked Harry. "D,d,d,d,d,dunno" stammered Ron sitting down. Hermione ran in with a flushed face and a big book. "Here we go" muttered Ron. Hermione slammed the book down, knocking over Ron's drink in the process. "HER-MI-NEEE!!!" wailed Ron "Look what you did!" Harry turned to look at Ron and burst out laughing "Ron, it looks like you wet yourself!" Ron turned red and flounced towards the door, to walk in to Draco, Crabbe and Goyle. "Whoa Weasly what happened? Did a ickle spider frighten poor lickle Ron?" teased Draco. Crabbe and Goyle burst out laughing. "No actually it was Hermione wh..." "Hermione?!" sneered Draco "You let a mud-blood do this to yo-" Snape had appeared behind Draco and heard everything. "Draco, how could you, do you know what this means? 1 point from S,S,Slytherin!!" "*gasp* Professor no please I promise never to do it again." said Draco "I'm sorry Draco, *pause* 10 points from Gryfindor for messing about Weasly now bog off" said Snape "You bugger" muttered Ron
Next day Harry, Ron And Hermione were reading up on the 'Hair Brush of Horror' when Snape crept up behind them. "What the hell is that Potter?" he asked. He grabbed the hair brush from Harry " What a strange object, what do you do with it?" "You put it to your hair and pull down" said Ron 3 hours later they had succeeded in teaching Snape how to brush his hair. "Like this?" he asked eagerly. He brushed his hair with it and fell in a dead faint. "What do you think he saw as his fear?" asked Hermione "Probably a mirror" quipped Ron
THE END