June 30 101AG
Today. Those rascals. I swear to the spirit world i'll kick their sorry asses for ruining my CABBAGGGGGGGEEEESSS! I'm SOOOOOO angry! I could spit on a platypus bear! Those rotten kids and their running around with no regard for society and the people living in it! I SWEAR IF THAT BOOMERANG KID HITS MY CART AGAIN, I WILL HAVE HIS HEAD! I AM SOOOOOOOOO tired of the disrespect that comes toards the art of cabbage selling. Don't they understand HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GROW A SINGULAR CABBAGE?! TWO TO THREE MONTHS THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THEN YOU HAVE TO PICK OFF THE INDIVUAL CABBAGE CABBAGEPILLARS (cabbage caterpillars for all you dimwits that are reading my journals LIKE YOU SHOUODLNT BE) AND THAT IS TEDIOUS BECAUSE THERE"S SO MANY.
No one appreciates the hard work it takes to harvest and sell these cabbages. I go out into town everyday with my cabbage cart full of cabbages and I try to sell every last one of them! Selling cabbages isn't lucrative, but i love it. It's my passion. I would like to settle down with a womah who shares the smae instense passion for cabbages. We could then start a family based around CABBAGES! WE COULD HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL CABBAGE PATCH CHILDREN AND HAVE A PLATYPUS BEAR THAT HARVESTS CABBAGES WHY CANT ANYONE UNDERSTAND IWIL BE THE ULTIMATE CABBAGE FARMER?!
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~Raven