Summary: Yami seems to be unable to think outside the puzzle. All he thinks about is card games. The point of the abridged series was to make Yu-Gi-Oh! enjoyable by removing most of the card games. So what Yugi does is he tries to get the Yami to play other games. But will he still have a one track mind? Even whilst playing SCRABBLE?! And what will happen when Kaiba joins in?! Find out! Taking requests for games.

The summmary says all...

Yami has a one track mind, set on the card game railroad of Kaibaland's Thomas the Blue Eyes Tank Engine. Will Yugi ever be able to get Yami to view the world as something OTHER than a children's card game? And what will happen when Kaiba joins in?

Apparently this script style of story isnt allowed, so here we go again! The original format was in a script format, but I had to change it. The reason I tried it in te first place is because one of my fave stories, "Question Time!" (a & MarikI. question/answer truth/dare fic. GO CHECK IT OUT ON MY FAVES!) was in the same style so I tried to chance it. But I'm not risking it. Now, there will simply be just dialogue, but more of it than anything else. This is set as a present-tense story that's interactive with the audience. Basically the Fourth Wall was destroyed for this to be here.

R&R

ENJOY~!

"So let me get this straight... The previous format isn't allowed, and she knew this but did it anyway, so now we have to do the chapter all over again..."

"Yup."

"Ugh... fine!"

"Yugi, why are we here?"

They are in Yugi's basement. Well, his other basement. The one his grandpa doesnt live in. Yami is in spirit form talking to Yugi.

"Well, I'd really like to fix your mind."

"What's wrong with it?"

"You're too focused on card games. Especially Duel Monsters."

"...And there's something wrong with that?"

"Well... kinda... there's a whole other world out there besides dueling. And besides card games."

"CARD GAMES ARE THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!"

Yugi facepalms. "Well what about other games?"

"I don't need other games."

"Remember when Tea went on a date with you and you totally didn't understand DDR?"

"What?"

"Exactly."

"Still, why are we down here?"

"So I can get you to think outside of the trading card box for once. We're going to play some non-card-based games."

"NOT EVEN SOLITAIRE?!"

"God, you are so old! No one plays solitaire anymore."

"FINE!"

Yugi leads Yami to a large table with two chairs on either side. Yami sits and looks bored. He does his epic pouting maneuver while waiting there. Yugi gets some games and sets them on the table. Then goes back upstairs and gets a few more. When he comes back down, he also sits. "Okay, so which game do you want to play first?"

"Uh..." Yami tries to think of a way out of this, or at least a way to make things easier. "Do you have Crapsule Monsters? I mean Capsule Monsters? At least I know how to play that."

"Nope. Not this time."

"How about Dungeon Dice Monsters?"

Yugi laughs at the idea. "First of all, that's lame. Second of all, it's exactly like Duel Monsters so it defeats the purpose of this activity."

"Wait a minute! I just realized something!"

"What?"

"Usually, I'm the dom. Who in Ra's name gave you the right to boss me around!"

"Aquailita. And the fangirls. And me. And this is my house. And my body. Speaking of which..." *indicated Millenium Puzzle; it glows and floats a bit*

"Yugi... what are you doing...? And you still haven't explained why you are bossing me around! That's my job!"

"Giving you a body so you can actually play these things. You don't really have a physical presence. And shut up. This is my house. And Aquailita gave me permission.

"Well Aquailita can just tell it to Anubis!"

AI (author insert): "SHUT THE HELL UP AND PLAY THE FRIGGING GAMES YOU EGYPTIAN SEXY HOMO AWESOME PHARAOH!"

Yami's face: O_O ."..Okay."

"heheheheheh..."

Yugi holds the Millenium Puzzle and it glows. The room starts getting dark and the room enters the Shadow Realm.

"Oh my Ra! Yugi, how are you doing this?"

"I know how to use the Millenium Puzzle too. Not only yamis can do it. How do you think Marik mind controls his Steves without having Melvin do it?"

"Oh. But why are we in the Shadow Realm anyway?"

"So that you can have a body and so that I can force you to play a game because there will be dire consequences if you don't."

"... Greeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... So what are we playing first?"

"Actually... why don't we leave it up for the fans to decide."

"YUGI NO! Remember what happened the last time a YGOTAS character put his life in the hands of his fangirls?"

"Oh right..." Yugi says, remembering a time. "Bakura never said 'I love my fangirls' again... Poor guy... First he doesn't get enough screen time and then he almost gets glomped to dea-"

"Actually, I was talking about the time that Mokuba was left alone in a room with a fangirl. It took much longer than usual to rescue him."

"SHUT UP ABOUT MOKUBA! Anyway," Yugi turns to you all, "you guys can request what games you want us to play, and we'll play them on request if we have them here. But no games from Season 0. At least... not yet..."

"OOOOOHHHH! That's right! Season 0... My favorite Season... The one 4Kids didn't ruin for everyone. And the season when I actually Mind Crush more and-"

Still talking to you, Yugi says "Review and suggest games while he rants on about how much he loved Season 0."

I'm allowing game requests always, unless I put them on hold. And I'm accepting guest requests if you want someone to play a particular game, but only when I specify at the end of a chapter that I am.

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!