GLaDOS and the Doctor
Chapter 1: Intruder
GLaDOS was monitoring six thousand complex systems simultaneously. She ran through all test subjects' data, noticing various anomalies throughout. In a fraction of a second, she labeled one-thousandth of the subjects unfit for testing, and immediately revived them, followed by a quick dose of deadly neurotoxin. She then proceeded to observe testing footage from Orange and Blue, and how they solve their seemingly impossible chambers. Silly her, she thought, all chambers have a solution, and most only one.
She was enjoying analyzing each millisecond of testing, until a grinding/whooshing sound interrupted her extremely fast thought processes. She looked up on the chamber floor and saw a blue box materialize in front of her. The box had a light on top, and appeared to be made of wood. The box read POLICE BOX on the banner. GLaDOS quickly analyzed the historical origin, which was a 1950s Police Box that used to be common in London. Now what would one be doing here, materializing with an irritating sound emitting from it? The door opened up and a young man appeared. He was fairly neatly dressed, with a buttoned-down shirt, corduroy coat, and a bowtie. His hair was relatively neat, with it partially skewed on his right forehead. GLaDOS leaned in as far as she was able, and zoomed in her optics to analyze the strange man.
"Hello," said the man in a very British accent. "I am the Doctor. Who are you, if I may ask?"
"How did you get here?" asked GLaDOS quickly, still surprised of the sudden intrusion.
"With my TARDIS of course," smiled the Doctor. He walked closer to GLaDOS. "You still didn't answer my question."
"I am Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. Most, if any, call me GLaDOS for short," she retorted, as if it were a stupid question in the first place.
"May I ask where I am? I should be in New York City, but I am obviously not."
"You are in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center."
"Aperture? Never heard of it," said the Doctor, confused of this Aperture.
"How? Everyone knows of us and the benefit to humanity we provide," replied GLaDOS, surprised of this idiot's lack of knowledge.
"Never mind that. Now, I should be going, GLaDOS. Pleasure meeting you. Allons-y!" exclaimed the Doctor. It has been a while since I used that word, allons-y.
"Wait, would you like to help me with some science?" asked GLaDOS quickly, hoping for an interesting subject.
"Science? I would love to. Where do I go?" asked the Doctor excitedly.
"Just, stand there for a moment," replied GLaDOS. A claw appeared, grabbed the Doctor by the waist, and hauled him over to the fitness room. He needed to be approved for testing first…