Author's note: Okay, I know it's weird and random but the idea won't leave my head. Don't worry if you're not familiar with the Phineas and Ferb characters or The Young and The Restless characters. I will give brief summaries of the characters at the end of the chapters they are introduced in.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmritz wanted a temporary break from taking over the Tri-State area and decided to try and take over the town of Genoa City, Wisconsin. He figured that in a place where strippers could become married to a billionaire and an attempted rapist could become a happily married family man, that a crazy man like himself taking over Genoa City seemed totally possible. It was like "a land of eternal possibilities". This thought made the evil doctor smile. He made a note to himself to make this the town's official motto when he took over the joint. He left a note on his door explaining all this to his nemesis, Perry the Platypus, so Perry would know where to find him. After all, he figured there was really no point in making evil schemes if no one was going to try to foil them, even if that someone always managed to succeed at doing so. He knew that there were probably other secret agents that lived closer to the area, but they weren't Perry, so they didn't matter to Doofenshmritz. Heinz Doofenshmritz had once tried to go up against another secret agent, a panda named Peter, but it just wasn't the same. Heinz did not have an evil scheme for the day, so he just decided to locate a bookstore and find some good evil reading for his spare time. He found a little bookstore called Trembles. He found a couple of good reads in the evil section of the store. He walked up to a light, dirty blonde, green eyed young man at the cash who stared at him in awe.

"What are you staring at?" asked an impatient Heinz who really wanted to get his purchase over with.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to. It's just I have never seen anyone actually walk into the evil aisle before, let alone pick up a book and buy it." The young man quickly apologized.

"Really? You think in a place with such a high crime rate there would be more people interested in books on evil," Heinz Doofenshmritz mused.

"You'd think there would be," the young man replied as though in wonder of why he had not thought about this before. "New in town?"

"Yeah, I just bought out the old abandoned amusement park. It's going be my base to literally take over this town," Heinz Doofenshmritz enthusiastically explained to the young man.

The young man's eyes filled with disappointment and slight worry. Heinz Doofenshmritz thought the disappointment was because the young man had originally thought he had come across a world conquerer, instead of a man who only had plans to take over a mid-size town.

"Hey it's no world domination but a guy has got to start somewhere," the evil scientist told the cashier quite defensively.

"That's not the reason for my disappointment," the cashier explained to him.

The cashier looked around to make sure that no one else was listening to him before continuing his explanation.

"It's just that I am planning on using the amusement park in a little evil scheme I am kind of involved with," the young man nervously explained to Heinz.

The young man then frowned.

Heinz felt kind of bad for the young man. He looked so sad, lonely and unsure of himself, reminding Heinz of himself when he was younger. Heinz Doofenshmritz quickly decided to help out the kid. He liked the idea of helping out the next generation of evil. Heinz saw from the young man's nametag that his name was Ryder Callahan.

"Hey Ryder, I can also share the space with you if you really need it," Heinz Doofenshmritz offered.

"Really? You would do that for me," Ryder exclaimed and his eyes lit up with joy.

Heinz Doofenshmritz could tell Ryder was not accustomed to people helping him out.

"I don't know what to say. I don't even know your name," Ryder stuttered.

" Dr. Heinz Doofenshmritz," the evil doctor introduced himself. "I suppose you could say thank you."

" Of course, thanks Dr. Heinz Doofenshmritz," Ryder replied.

"You can call me Heinz if you like," Heinz Doofenshmritz informed Ryder.

Ryder and Heinz decided to shake on it. Ryder looked as if he suddenly remembered something very important.

"Can we meet up later Heinz? Ryder asked. "There are some details concerning our arrangement I would like to go over."

"Sure," Heinz answered.

Much later they both met up at the old abandoned amusement park. A stranger appeared behind them.

"You impotent fool, Ryder, what on earth did you call me for? How many times do I have to tell you we can't be seen in public together or else our cover will be blown," a short red headed girl angrily shouted at Ryder.

"This was the extra detail I was referring to," Ryder explained to Heinz, while gesturing towards the red headed girl.

"Who is this?" Heinz and the red haired girl asked at the same time.

" Daisy, this is Heinz who's letting us share the space with him. "Heinz, this is Daisy my twin sister."

"Isn't she a little too young to be your twin?" Heinz asked Ryder.

Ryder looked to be in his twenties while Daisy looked liked she was in her teens.

"No, no she's not," Ryder answered.

"I look young for my age," Daisy grumbled. " Stupid Ryder how dare you blab our secrets to some stranger."

"Hey relax he's not going to tell anyone anything. He's got evil schemes of his own to worry about," Ryder explained to his sister.

Daisy's frown turned into a very wicked smile. She stared Heinz Doofenshmritz up and down as though inspecting him. It made Heinz Doofenshmritz very uncomfortable.

"Evil? Please, he looks like he couldn't even pull off morally grey."

Heinz Doofenshmritz felt his blood boil and his face turn red from anger.

" I am plenty evil. In fact, I got more evil in my pinky than you have in your small tiny body," Heinz fired back at Daisy.

"Prove it," Daisy countered. "I bet you couldn't kidnap someone."

" I could. I just don't want to," Heinz told her.

"Chicken, you're just a big chicken who can't do squat," Daisy chided him.

"That's not true. In fact, name a person and I will kidnap them, that's if you can even name a person," Heinz proclaimed.

"Oh, I can name a person," Daisy darkly told Heinz.

Characters introduced

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz- an evil, eccentric scientist, whose plans are foiled by a secret agent platypus named Perry. He and Perry share deep love to hate each other in their relationship.

Ryder Callahan- works at a bookstore called Trembles and is teaming up with his twin sister to do something evil that will be revealed in later chapters and the Young and the Restless fans already know about the plans and the Phineas and Ferb fans will eventually get to know them.

Daisy Callahan- Ryder's twin sister and much more evil than Ryder or Heinz.