Written for the livejournal community's, hp_humpdrabble, humpathon, which just ended on Oct. 31st (but you can still fill the neglected prompts for another week and still have your fill added to the master list!). The prompt was a NSFW picture of a woman cooking in the kitchen naked and the only requirement was Hermione Granger/any male as the pairing so I chose Dramione!

Warnings: none other than nudity and sex, but the fic is rated M so you know what you're getting into.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters you recognize nor am I making profit off of this. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and I'm just a poor college student.


If all Ministry of Magic ambassadors meetings led to lively after-mingles with a large supply of champagne, Draco and Hermione wouldn't mind being forced to attend one every other month. After three – or was it four – glasses of champagne, Hermione and Draco were more than tipsy and certainly hot and bothered in that stuffy room.

She would definitely endure all of those meetings without complaint if the night ended with alcohol-fueled sex. She and Draco were absolutely insatiable when it came to having late night romps between their bed sheets, but she didn't mind whatsoever. At least now they could enjoy this trip to Greece completely before heading back to London in two days.

She arose still feeling exceptionally giddy and completely sated, still glowing from the night's orgasmic events. Rolling out from bed, allowing the sheets to fall to her feet, Hermione silently walked into the kitchen of the Malfoy's Greek getaway home, messing up her soft bushy curls. Searching through the fridge, pantry, and cabinets, her dark pink nipples hardened at the feel of the cool air, continuing to awake her fully. Since she had been on the receiving end of Draco's excellent sexual skills most of the night, Hermione decided a nice breakfast of toast, eggs, and bacon would pleasure him. A few rounds of later morning sex wouldn't hurt either.

She didn't bother putting on something to cover her nudity; she'd rather have the first rays of the morning sun arose her body. Humming to herself and slowly swaying to a simple beat in her head, the smell of the food overtook the kitchen, slowly wafting its way into the bedroom.

She was too lost in her own head to hear Draco enter the room five minutes later, which allowed him to surprise her as his arms wrapped her waist. Hermione let out a squeal, but she relaxed when he whispered good morning into her ear. Leaning back against his equally naked body, she turned off the stove, rolling her hips back against his as she placed the eggs and sausage onto their plates. Draco's teeth nibbled lightly on the area behind her ear, making her let out a long and vibrating moan of pleasure.

He flicked his wand over the food, whispering an incantation before placing it on the counter and grunting at the same time as she did; his hard on had sprung back to life. "This will the second course; I have other much more filling food for now," he whispered huskily before turning her around and kissing her fiercely.

This was precisely the reaction she wanted from him.


Read and review please! I don't often write very sexy or smutty stories or drabbles all too often but I just wanted to see what could come out of it!