prompt: the wrestling room at school.
rating: T+ to M, for all you dirty minded people.
summary: "It's better when it's at night." That's totally a "that's what she said." But it's not what you think. Seriously, it's not anything like that.
UPDATED 6.29.14
Better At Night
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Let's play a game.
(Haruno Sakura style).
I'm thinking of something, and you ask questions to what the answer is.
Ready?
First question: It's better when it's at night.
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TIME'S UP!
And your answer is?
...No, it's nothing sexual, you pervert.
Next question—it requires something soft.
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Are you ready?
Show your answers!
No, it's not sex. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
Moving on.
Two people need to do it, each of the same or different gender.
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(BEEP).
STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON EARLY, NARUTO. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
So your answers are...?
SEX. GUYS AND GIRLS CAN BOTH DO IT.
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NO!
Ugh. You all frustrate me to no end. Anyway.
Next hint; it has many different positions. You can do it anywhere, but the soft thing is the most commonly used for doing the activity.
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So, you ready?
Show your answers!
...I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S NOT SEX. WY WOULD IT BE THIS TIME WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN THE ANSWER FOR THE OTHERS?
STOP BEING PERVERTED, JIRAIYA. YOU'RE D-Qed!
I watched Jiraiya walk away while Kakashi laughed. Men.
Continuing.
There are voiced moans and grunts throughout the process. It can be finished in one round or more.
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Stop snickering! I'm not trying to get at—oh, whatever.
Sigh.
It's better with the lights off, or dimmed.
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Really, guys?
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We've been through sixty-four questions and you still haven't gotten it right.
Really, how stupid are you all?
So you want to know the answer?
Okay.
It's...
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(It's...?)
Drum roll, please.
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Wrestling.
There were "ohh"s and "ahh"s of "Damnit, I knew it!"
But really.
It's not sex. Nu-uh. NOTHING like it.
It's wrestling.
WRE-STL-ING.
But Sasuke-kun and I do it. All the time. We wrestle, and most of the time, he wins, but sometimes, I win! He tries, I know. He gets mad though. Maybe he just doesn't like losing to a girl. But—
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Hey, it's Sasuke. Yeah, I had to shut Sakura up with a gag. No, it's normal. Don't worry about it.
So yeah, we wrestle. I'm the captain of the wrestling team, so it's usual that I need someone to help practice with me.
Don't worry about it. It's not dirty at all.
At least, that's what we tell everyone...
Slight changes!