Needing some time alone, Nemo decided to sneak out of the anemone. Dory was acting like a bitch, as usual. He wasn't sure where his dad was. Probably at Mr. Ray's house MAKIN' LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVE.

Maybe this time they won't find me, Nemo thought sexily to himself. He slipped his Insane Clown Posse hoodie over his CLOWN t-shirt that Dory gave to him for his birthday because she was a racist Nazi psycho shit and he wiggled outside. She threw away all his other shirts just to be an assmunch, so Nemo usually went to school naked, but no one else seemed to mind because after his recent plastic surgery he looked just like Gerard Way and Robert Pattinson's butthole combined.

Nemo farted in the general direction of his cozy polyp as he toddled toward the drop off. He took a moment to glance at the vast sea bed. Suddenly, he heard the faint, unmistakable tune of B.Y.O.B. (bi SOAD dat meens shistm off a down 4 al you fukkn PREP|S!1) in the distance. Nemo strained his eyes to get a clear view of the orange shape approaching him. Nemo rubbed his eyes with his bean-shaped fingers. With utter disbelief he gawked at the exact copy of himself that was hovering in front of him.

He looked more or less like him, anyway. Spare maybe the running mascara, chain bracelets, innumerable amount of sweat bands and piercings, AFI skullcap, and other paraphernalia that was dangling around him. Nemo silently gasped as he noticed that this fish's fin was smaller than the other.

"HELLO MY NAME IS NEMO IT'S SUPER KAWAII SEGOI NYAAN DESU TO MEET YOU!" Nemo sighed shyly.

The stranger appeared to be just as surprised as he. "Hey. My name's Mary S- I mean, Marlin Jr." the stranger said, his voice muffled by the curtain of hooks that clinked together on his lips.

Nemo's sideburns disintegrated in astonishment. He blinked and twiddled his filtrum blankly. "Oh. So… um… do you live around here?"

"With my two dads, Chum and Anchor, past where the mine field USED TO BE," Marlin bubbled angrily.

"So you were adopted?" Immediately regretting his insensitive question, he started shaving his eyebrow in agony.

Marlin squeezed his eyes until he looked like a fork. "I suppose you could formulate that conjecture. My mother and siblings were eaten by Dr. Robotnik while I was still an embryo. After the attack, my senior decided to take in some other egg that survived, and after the scene faded out he noticed me and tried to smash me with a rock." He pouted like a lemur and started weeping.

What a faggot, Nemo mused sweetly. Marlin ceased crying like a pussy and looked at Nemo. They looked deeply into each other's dark eyes. In the distance, a naked Polish Belgian waffle vender was swimming around an underwater tree which was set aflame using butane, but the two fish were too mesmerized by the eye-ness of their eyeballs to notice.

"I think I suddenly love you for some reason," Nemo said to his fruitcake brother, sounding like an elf because of the rapid underwater sound waves traveling such a short distance.

Then they fucked! The End! :D